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Carlosologist
Oct 13, 2013

Revelry in the Dark

"I took a bunch of painkillers at the office"
"Why?"
"Because someone left them out, Lana!"

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Dilber
Mar 27, 2007

TFLC
(Trophy Feline Lifting Crew)


I don't know why, but I'm super glad they're still a couple.

Kwyndig
Sep 23, 2006

Heeeeeey


I'm super glad he took all those painkillers.

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
Ah goddamnit

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Furlock Bones

Carlosologist
Oct 13, 2013

Revelry in the Dark

I was about to say, wow they managed to not screw up a job, but there they are the lovable crew at work :allears:

solid opening episode, definitely had more spy poo poo than the first four seasons did and was way cool

AFewBricksShy
Jun 19, 2003

of a full load.



What was the Latin thing he mentioned that he needed the $1200 for?

Alkarl
Aug 26, 2011

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Italian for Fuel Pump.

AFewBricksShy
Jun 19, 2003

of a full load.



Alkarl posted:

Italian for Fuel Pump.

Ahh thanks. I actually thought it was Italian but wrote Latin because I figured it was a medical thing.

swickles
Aug 21, 2006

I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know
I hope Archer fixing his car only to have something else fail and have to ride in the van or something else is an ongoing joke.

tarlibone
Aug 1, 2014

Am I a... bad person?
AM I??




Fun Shoe
I love that Archer went all Hot Rod on that hill. Twice.

All in all, a pretty good episode. Could have been funnier, but at least everything kept moving along nicely.

Space Cadet Omoly
Jan 15, 2014

~Groovy~


Glad to see Ray is alive :3: and he's fast now! Like, hedgehog fast.

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

AFewBricksShy posted:

Ahh thanks. I actually thought it was Italian but wrote Latin because I figured it was a medical thing.

Yeah I thought it was rabies shots. I also thought the shellfish joke was that he was gay at first (usually pork is the first thing that comes to mind with kosher food).

Henchman of Santa fucked around with this message at 05:25 on Apr 1, 2016

Balon
May 23, 2010

...my greatest work yet.

AFewBricksShy posted:

What was the Latin thing he mentioned that he needed the $1200 for?

Pumpa de Benzine.

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn

3 DONG HORSE posted:

Furlock Bones

Mokinokaro
Sep 11, 2001

At the end of everything, hold onto anything



Fun Shoe

Dilber posted:

I don't know why, but I'm super glad they're still a couple.

Makes you wonder where the baby is, though.

smashpro1
Mar 1, 2009

Shirley, these things happen in video games. We can't get hung up on real-world morality.

Space Cadet Omoly posted:

Glad to see Ray is alive :3: and he's fast now! Like, hedgehog fast.

I think that was the first time the fact that Ray's legs are bionic was actually useful.

tarlibone
Aug 1, 2014

Am I a... bad person?
AM I??




Fun Shoe

smashpro1 posted:

I think that was the first time the fact that Ray's legs are bionic was actually useful.

I wouldn't say that. I mean, they probably could have lifted that jeep out of the sand that one time.

If... you know... he hadn't tried to lift with his back 'n stuff....

double nine
Aug 8, 2013

I didn't catch one quip - did they refer to Lana's goggles with "a lovely wii"?

Kwyndig
Sep 23, 2006

Heeeeeey


They were taking about her hair, calling it a lovely weave.

xzzy
Mar 5, 2009

I generally despise the "spoil the end then rewind to the beginning" TV trope but even with that in mind that was a really fun episode.

Archer is always at its best when Sterling is being himself under a hail of bullets.

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo

xzzy posted:

I generally despise the "spoil the end then rewind to the beginning" TV trope but even with that in mind that was a really fun episode.

Archer is always at its best when Sterling is being himself under a hail of bullets.

Especially when we all know that that's obviously a Krieger made clone. Like everyone this season.

counterfeitsaint
Feb 26, 2010

I'm a girl, and you're
gnomes, and it's like
what? Yikes.

Azhais posted:

Especially when we all know that that's obviously a Krieger made clone. Like everyone this season.

A krieger clone made clone.

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
I appreciate this new setting.

smashpro1
Mar 1, 2009

Shirley, these things happen in video games. We can't get hung up on real-world morality.

tarlibone posted:

I wouldn't say that. I mean, they probably could have lifted that jeep out of the sand that one time.

If... you know... he hadn't tried to lift with his back 'n stuff....

That probably would have just ended with him severing his own arms, though.

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it

smashpro1 posted:

That probably would have just ended with him severing his own arms, though.

Yeah people always seem to forget that, like if you get a cyborg arm suddenly you can start throwing cars around. It's all thousands of pounds on joints that aren't cyborged.

taqueso
Mar 8, 2004


:911:
:wookie: :thermidor: :wookie:
:dehumanize:

:pirate::hf::tinfoil:

criscodisco posted:

Yeah people always seem to forget that, like if you get a cyborg arm suddenly you can start throwing cars around. It's all thousands of pounds on joints that aren't cyborged.

Season 7 will end with everyone but Krieger freshly 'dead'. In the s8 opening, everyone will be waking up after having been fully cyborged by Krieger, including himself just because he could.

xzzy
Mar 5, 2009

taqueso posted:

Season 7 will end with everyone but Krieger freshly 'dead'. In the s8 opening, everyone will be waking up after having been fully cyborged by Krieger, including himself just because he could.

Or the season finale will be a normal day in their freshly rebuilt New York office, fully paid for even though no one is really sure where the cash came from. Archer's reading a newspaper or something, sees a headline about a new detective agency having all its members sequentially assassinated over the past six months but the case has no suspects. As Archer considers this, Krieger walks past with a handful of money, humming to himself and counting it.

This is why there's no baby in LA, Krieger didn't clone it due to being unnecessary for his evil money making scheme.

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES

Exciting Lemon
I find that plausible enough that it should probably be in spoiler tags.

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib
Good start too the season.

Love that the show is back. And the whole new setting as them as PIs.

grading essays nude
Oct 24, 2009

so why dont we
put him into a canan
and shoot him into the trolls base where
ever it is and let him kill all of them. its
so perfect that it can't go wrong.

i think its the best plan i
have ever heard in my life
I thought it was kind of a slow start to the season but promising. Didn't have the rapid-fire jokes I love the show for but I'm confident those will come, took a few episodes before a classic Archer last year too.

Parts I laughed hardest at were probably Archer's absurdly long fall off the cliff and then him laughing way too long at Cyril and then coming back with "....NINE"

What show(s) are they paying homage to with the silhouettes of the characters at the start of each commercial break?

Propaganda Machine
Jan 2, 2005

Truthiness!

tarlibone posted:

Could have been funnier

Between "MY EARBALLS!" and "Why didn't you tell us you were bleeding like a Russian princess?!" I thought it was funny enough.

Also, "Celebrating?"

"Of course not. We're out of liquor."

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
Russian princess line was amazing.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

grading essays nude posted:

What show(s) are they paying homage to with the silhouettes of the characters at the start of each commercial break?

That's 'Charlie's Angels', right down to the music.

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

This is gonna get even better now that they've established the rest of the season with this episode. I missed this show.

HopperUK
Apr 29, 2007

Why would an ambulance be leaving the hospital?
I binged all six seasons over the last few weeks, and I am so glad Ray is alive, my gosh he's the best. :3:

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

Russian princess line was amazing.

That was a hemophilia joke, right?

Cheryl's "He's Jewish? EWW!" line was out there.

counterfeitsaint
Feb 26, 2010

I'm a girl, and you're
gnomes, and it's like
what? Yikes.

Trabant posted:

That was a hemophilia joke, right?

That is one of the two levels on which the joke works, yes.

taqueso
Mar 8, 2004


:911:
:wookie: :thermidor: :wookie:
:dehumanize:

:pirate::hf::tinfoil:

counterfeitsaint posted:

That is one of the two levels on which the joke works, yes.

What's the other one?

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counterfeitsaint
Feb 26, 2010

I'm a girl, and you're
gnomes, and it's like
what? Yikes.

taqueso posted:

What's the other one?

They were all shot in the head.

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