The Fuzzy Hulk posted:

I'm watching True Lies, and it honestly could be a live action Archer movie. Harry's lines are just Archer with an Arnold accent.

Harry: Ask me a question I would normally lie to.
Helen Tasker: [panicky] Are we gonna die?
Harry: Yep!
Helen Tasker: I'd say it's working.
Harry: They're gonna shoot us in the head or they gonna torture us to death or they gonna leave us here when the bomb blows up...

Helen Tasker: Have you ever killed anyone?
Harry: Yeah, but they were all bad.

Salim Abu Aziz: Do you know what this is?
Harry: This is an espresso machine.
Harry: No, no wait. It's a snow cone maker.
Harry: Is it a water heater?

Faisil: They call him the Sand Spider.
Spencer Trilby: Why?
Faisil: Probably because it sounds scary.

Harry: The code name of your assignment will be... Boris. And your code name will be...
Helen Tasker: Natasha?
Harry: No... Doris.