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Radical and BADical!
Jun 27, 2010

by Lowtax
Fun Shoe

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

well well we-hee-hee-heeeel hey there wireless fans and welcome to another installment of mornings with mumphrey where we take your mondays and turn em into mumphreys!

*slidewhistle and spring sound effect*

today we're chatting all about you, the listener and ur gripes. got a big gripe, small gripe? tell ol doctor mumhprey cause he's gotta big bag of suppositories shaped like advice! i guess what i'm saying is we're going to take your beefs and turn em in to taco salad

*toilet flush sound* :george:



alright, the switchboard is lighting up. you're on the air caller, top o' the mumphrey to you!

yo yo yOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO J to tha MUMPH!

i've been listening to your show since back when you used to run it outta that knocked-over latrine behind the Bol-Mor lanes.

well, i never had a reason to call in before but this is just eatin away at me something awful. every time i go into the closed off room upstairs it gets really loving cold and i start hearing these crazy voices telling me to shoot up a school! what's your take on this? i already checked the insulation and everything's just fine so i can't make heads nor tails of this poo poo nohow

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Radical and BADical!
Jun 27, 2010

by Lowtax
Fun Shoe

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

please help me. I have left a coded brail message in kosher salt in the agreed upon place

sorry my humps, my humps, my lovely J-to-tha-mumphs but i don't speak braille and i can't even help you anyway in account of the police has been chasin me all over the county today for soem reaosn

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