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A Classy Ghost
Jul 21, 2003

this wine has a fantastic booquet
ok fine maybe I'm not all that classy

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LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

Ratjaculation posted:

heyy, literally a bird - how do you feel about heavy pressure in the uk for conservation law to weaken on birds of prey so that game birds, particularly non native species like pheasants, become more populous for rich cunts to shoot?

:psyduck: what a stupid first-world problem.

e: bet they're gonna feel real dumb when the pheasant population explodes and eats all their crops, or whatever it is that pheasants eat

LITERALLY A BIRD has a new favorite as of 17:40 on Apr 7, 2016

Sloober
Apr 1, 2011

LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

:psyduck: what a stupid first-world problem.

e: bet they're gonna feel real dumb when the pheasant population explodes and eats all their crops, or whatever it is that pheasants eat

Pheasants eat children so maybe its all for the best

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Sloober posted:

Pheasants eat children so maybe its all for the best

Peasants eaten by pheasants. The circle of life.

Tiberius Thyben
Feb 7, 2013

Gone Phishing


LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

:psyduck: what a stupid first-world problem.

e: bet they're gonna feel real dumb when the pheasant population explodes and eats all their crops, or whatever it is that pheasants eat

Nah. The rich assholes who give a poo poo about this are insulated from the negative effects so they don't care.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Tasteful Dickpic posted:

That comic is one of my favorite SA-related things.

Hi, everybody! I like talking to cool people. I'm not an elk, but I am Swedish.

When I send pictures of my genitals, they're usually well-lit with a nice backdrop.

In Canada we call you moose, and we call these elk



And while I'm on the topic



Round here we call those candies Rockets, and Smarties look like this



They're like M&Ms only not as good.

Teriyaki Koinku
Nov 25, 2008

Bread! Bread! Bread!

Bread! BREAD! BREAD!

Absurd Alhazred posted:

Peasants eaten by pheasants. The circle of life.

You might be hesitant to set precedent, but I think pheasants eating peasants is pleasant.

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?
When I was young my username was mathematrix because I liked maths, the matrix and it was reminiscent of my first name. I was so proud of that nickname at the time and then it turned out someone had already taken mathematrix@hotmail.com :argh:

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves

cash crab posted:

You. Good name.

Your avatar and quote is my single greatest achievement on SA.

It's even better than mine.

And honestly any Elmo is easily one of the best avatars you can get cause he's loving Elmo.

Ratjaculation's old one was great too. The new one is bad.

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



Gridlocked posted:

Your avatar and quote is my single greatest achievement on SA.

It's even better than mine.

And honestly any Elmo is easily one of the best avatars you can get cause he's loving Elmo.

Ratjaculation's old one was great too. The new one is bad.

Harsh

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice

Sorry he was so mean, buddy. I think your current av is pretty good.

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



GOTTA STAY FAI posted:

Sorry he was so mean, buddy. I think your current av is pretty good.

thanks you friend

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?
It's pretty good but I too think the older one was better.

Sorry but the truth has to get out man.

Teriyaki Koinku
Nov 25, 2008

Bread! Bread! Bread!

Bread! BREAD! BREAD!

Ratjaculation posted:

thanks you friend

I don't know why, but the anime ratfucking avatar followed by *farts* makes me laugh a lot, so thanks for that!

Nostradingus
Jul 13, 2009

Ever since the beginning, I've wondered what that rat is loving. I think it's a tangerine.

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



Nostradingus posted:

Ever since the beginning, I've wondered what that rat is loving. I think it's a tangerine.

there was a weird thread http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3123763

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room
The quote under my av is a lyric from a song that was stuck in my head for a solid two weeks, and because I'm kinda dumb, I thought spending money to write it down would get it to go away. It worked at first, but now every time I see one of my posts it gets stuck in there again. Welp, that's my story.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

People fear change. The new rat is good.

Roro
Oct 9, 2012

HOO'S HEAD GOES ALL THE WAY AROUND?

Picnic Princess posted:

Smarties look like this



They're like M&Ms only not as goodbetter.

Hey, I fixed your spelling mistake, just an fyi for future reference.

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


Fathis Munk posted:

It's pretty good but I too think the older one was better.

Sorry but the truth has to get out man.

You know, I'm gonna agree here. Grungy fits the motions better than cute.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Roro posted:

Hey, I fixed your spelling mistake, just an fyi for future reference.

Jokes on you, I don't eat candy anyway because I have a broken digestive system

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves
Official Ratjacualtion Avatar Votes

New one: 2

Old one: 3

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



Gridlocked posted:

Official Ratjacualtion Avatar Votes

New one: 2

Old one: 3

and I, for one, shall listen

Josef K. Sourdust
Jul 16, 2014

"To be quite frank, Platinum sucks at making games. Vanquish was terrible and Metal Gear Rising: Revengance was so boring it put me to sleep."

BYOB in my PYF? Thanks, Obama!

Phthisis
Apr 16, 2007

"Maybe some dolphins have sex for pleasure."

Gridlocked posted:

Official Ratjacualtion Avatar Votes

New one: 2

Old one: 3

4

Karma Comedian
Feb 2, 2012

There's a goose in the parking lot basically daring people to run it over, staring down cars as they approach and giving zero fucks.

Phthisis
Apr 16, 2007

"Maybe some dolphins have sex for pleasure."

Wizard of Smart posted:

There's a goose in the parking lot basically daring people to run it over, staring down cars as they approach and giving zero fucks.

Every time I see geese in the road I think about those times where there's something in the road and someone slows down to let it pass, then some rear end in a top hat behind them angrily swerves around them and completely fucks up whatever was in the road. It's usually birds walking in the road but I'd bet it's happened to a kid at some point.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

Geese are basically dinosaurs. I'm okay with staying the hell away from those.

Ducks are cool though.

Thin Privilege
Jul 8, 2009
IM A STUPID MORON WITH AN UGLY FACE AND A BIG BUTT AND MY BUTT SMELLS AND I LIKE TO KISS MY OWN BUTT
Gravy Boat 2k
I, personally, am upset that cash crab still does not have a blue racoon icon thingy.

Laserjet 4P
Mar 28, 2005

What does it mean?
Fun Shoe

Fathis Munk posted:

When I was young my username was mathematrix because I liked maths, the matrix and it was reminiscent of my first name. I was so proud of that nickname at the time and then it turned out someone had already taken mathematrix@hotmail.com :argh:

See if the @outlook.com version is still available.

As for me I usually go out in a field w 3 other guys and get properly smashed well that is my story god bless

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

Fashion Coat isn't even a top five song on that album.

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room
Still a pretty good song, though. What do you think of El Vy?

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


Wizard of Smart posted:

There's a goose in the parking lot basically daring people to run it over, staring down cars as they approach and giving zero fucks.

No, no, no-- that's just an immature Christmas dinner!

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves

Thin Privilege posted:

I, personally, am upset that cash crab still does not have a blue racoon icon thingy.

I worked hard on that gif she has now :colbert:

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

Hey. I'm getting kinda tired of the crying moose, and am considering one of these sharks. Can you help me with a pithy quote?



Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves

Tasteful Dickpic posted:

Hey. I'm getting kinda tired of the crying moose, and am considering one of these sharks. Can you help me with a pithy quote?





lol who do you think you are, professor shark?

get a dickbutt avatar and be proud of your username

Thin Privilege
Jul 8, 2009
IM A STUPID MORON WITH AN UGLY FACE AND A BIG BUTT AND MY BUTT SMELLS AND I LIKE TO KISS MY OWN BUTT
Gravy Boat 2k

Gridlocked posted:

I worked hard on that gif she has now :colbert:

The gif is very good. I mean the icon that replaces the grenade next to the username that mods have.

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

Thin Privilege posted:

The gif is very good. I mean the icon that replaces the grenade next to the username that mods have.

She's an Idiot King, which is like a mod only not :eng101:

Tasteful Dickpic posted:

Hey. I'm getting kinda tired of the crying moose, and am considering one of these sharks. Can you help me with a pithy quote?





Is there an option 3 with a shark taking a bathroom mirror selfie? I feel like that would be a better match for your username

StandardVC10
Feb 6, 2007

This avatar now 50% more dark mode compliant
For the second one you should either link to the Jaws music or find a way to render it out phonetically (Dun dun... Dun dun dun dun...)

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Roro
Oct 9, 2012

HOO'S HEAD GOES ALL THE WAY AROUND?

StandardVC10 posted:

For the second one you should either link to the Jaws music or find a way to render it out phonetically (Dun dun... Dun dun dun dun...)

"Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the bathtub..."

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