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tooterfish
Jul 13, 2013

Lord of the Llamas posted:

This is a government that will cure your broken ankle by amputating it and then selling it back to you.
Fixed for privatisation.txt.

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tooterfish
Jul 13, 2013

Tesseraction posted:

I like how as if to really show how hosed we are in the UK two separate left-wing groups founded 'unity' groups - LU and the TUSC. And both groups claim to work together but routinely put out poo poo disparaging the other.

Left-wing politics is dead in the United Kingdom because the egos of these loving shits are untameable.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHHitXxH-us

This has been a thing for a long time.

tooterfish
Jul 13, 2013

He did well, typing all that with his fingers crossed.

tooterfish
Jul 13, 2013

OldMemes posted:

MPs do have office hours.
Yeah, but finding out which day of the week it is can be quite a challenge.

tooterfish
Jul 13, 2013

OldMemes posted:

Genocide refers to race, according to the UN.
Okay then, he didn't do a genocide. He did a targeted extermination.

Happy?

tooterfish
Jul 13, 2013

Does the lunchbox have Superman on it?

tooterfish
Jul 13, 2013

Well that came out of nowhere.

tooterfish
Jul 13, 2013

Pork Pie Hat posted:

Bernie Ecclestone literally bribed his way out of a bribery court case in Germany
He's a prick, but you've got to admire the cast iron gall of the guy.

Pork Pie Hat posted:

e: wait, I thought Victoria Wood was already dead? Who was that woman that Jeremy Hardy clearly was deeply in love with who died? She was a comedian too.
Linda Smith?

tooterfish fucked around with this message at 16:40 on Apr 20, 2016

tooterfish
Jul 13, 2013

Pork Pie Hat posted:

Linda Smith! Yeah that's her. I have terrible trouble with faces (seriously it's ridiculous).
Don't feel too bad, they both clearly came from the same clone tank.

Linda Smith:


Victoria Wood:

tooterfish
Jul 13, 2013

Trickjaw posted:

Oh dear. Whatever must Mrs Bone think? I guess those green ties were pretty pricey. Has the Tories just abandoned any pretence of obeying laws at this point?
They didn't break any laws.

They're just shifty little wankers.

tooterfish
Jul 13, 2013

In a just world it'd just earn you stick.

tooterfish
Jul 13, 2013

Guavanaut posted:

Which one of you just made this?


Makes a good cheese on toast does Red Leicester.

I had no idea it also overthrew the bourgeoisie. Bonus.

tooterfish
Jul 13, 2013

StoneOfShame posted:

new world tobacco
There's another kind?

tooterfish
Jul 13, 2013

Zephro posted:

Boatchat: Would you tip the cook on a Trident nuclear submarine if he gave you Smoky Bacon Monster Munch?
No, because for the kind of money they loving charge it should be all inclusive.

Next year I'm going to Mexico like everyone else.

tooterfish
Jul 13, 2013

thespaceinvader posted:

"JUNIOR DOCTORS TRYING TO BRING DOWN GOVERNMENT"
About time someone did tbh.

tooterfish
Jul 13, 2013

Kegluneq posted:

He was on Shakespeare Live so that would be a hell of a quick decline.
It's unheard of for a performer to drop dead on stage just like that.

e: on this day 2016, tooterfish couldn't be hosed with it.

tooterfish
Jul 13, 2013

Not Operator posted:

He's not running for MP anywhere, but I have a friend who is convinced that he's the first person to have called someone a bawbag.

Shug, if you're reading this, there's still no way its true.
He gets bonus points if he's not even from Glasgow.

edit: On this day in 1981, Xerox Parc introduces the computer mouse to the world. Steve Jobs promptly steals it.

tooterfish fucked around with this message at 15:57 on Apr 27, 2016

tooterfish
Jul 13, 2013

Arsenic Lupin posted:

Er. Douglas Englebart invented the mouse in 1968, so it depends on your definition of "the world".
It's wikipedia's definition. I'm presuming they mean commercially available.

Also, don't "er" me you loving nerd!

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tooterfish
Jul 13, 2013

OwlFancier posted:

:stare: did that guy just fire an RPG with the back pointing into the cabin?

E: holy poo poo the burqamobile is amazing.
They do poo poo like that all the time.

It's almost as if they're fanatics with the bare minimum of training or something.

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