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WHO WILL STEAL THE SHOW
This poll is closed.
Sting 0 0%
Ric Flair 1 2.94%
The Godfather 2 5.88%
The APA 1 2.94%
The Freebirds 3 8.82%
The New Day 9 26.47%
Slick 5 14.71%
Jacqueline 0 0%
The Dudley Boyz 0 0%
Stan Hansen 1 2.94%
Vader 2 5.88%
Snoop Dogg 5 14.71%
Sasha Banks APPARENTLY JOHN CENA 3 8.82%
Joan Lunden 2 5.88%
Dana Warrior 0 0%
Total: 34 votes
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CubsWoo
Aug 17, 2005

Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU

fart blood posted:

Oh jeez is he gonna talk about Jesus now?

oh no not someone using religion to put their life in order

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Jubs
Jul 11, 2006

Boy, I think it's about time I tell you the difference between a man and a woman. A woman isn't a woman unless she's pretty. And a man isn't a man unless he's ugly.

nooneofconsequence posted:

he's not going to talk Jesus, is he?

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord
WHATS GOD DOING IN THE IMPACT ZONE?!

Dr. Ass
Apr 21, 2008

Please please please talk about Jeff Hardy

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug

JoshVanValkenburg posted:

WHATS YAHWEH DOING IN THE IMPACT ZONE?!

Beautiful Ninja
Mar 26, 2009

Five time FCW Champion...of my heart.

JoshVanValkenburg posted:

WHATS GOD DOING IN THE IMPACT ZONE?!

Yet another WWE reject in TNA.

Mukaikubo
Mar 14, 2006

"You treat her like a lady... and she'll always bring you home."

JoshVanValkenburg posted:

WHATS GOD DOING IN THE IMPACT ZONE?!

WHAT'S JOEY JEHOVA DOING IN THE IMPACT ZONE?!?!?!

Needs More Ditka
Dec 3, 2005

We are ruthless and ask no quarter from you. When our turn comes we shall not disguise our terrorism.

IMA GONNA PUT ON MY BOOTSAH

Borrowed Ladder
May 4, 2007

monarch of the sleeping marches
HBK is a devout christian too but he doesn't lay down for anybody

Delsaber
Oct 1, 2013

This may or may not be correct.

Beautiful Ninja posted:

Yet another WWE reject in TNA.

Sweet, new Aces & Eights member!

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames
Sting's hair is thinner than Karen Carpenter

Jetfire
Apr 29, 2008
Sting is definitely one of the least crazy people tonight so if going religious helped him then more power to him.

Sky Shadowing
Feb 13, 2012

At least we're not the Thalmor (yet)
Look, given that there seems to be two paths for wrestlers, either A) finding God and getting your life in order, or B) dying, let wrestlers find god.

Dr. Ass
Apr 21, 2008

Yes wrestle the Undertaker, killing you both

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



His neck is half broke you idiots

Molestationary Store
May 21, 2007

He ain't sayin' no~

SomeMathGuy
Oct 4, 2014

The people were ASTONISHED at his doctrine.

fart blood posted:

Sting's hair is thinner than Karen Carpenter

He really ought to consider the shaved head look.

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

Poor, poor, poor Seth.

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

I hope Sting feels really bad for waiting too long to join WWE

Delsaber
Oct 1, 2013

This may or may not be correct.

SCOOPS

Needs More Ditka
Dec 3, 2005

We are ruthless and ask no quarter from you. When our turn comes we shall not disguise our terrorism.
the scoops are strong in jim ross

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
shout out to the loving Road Dogg

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



lol Road Dawg just stands up on his own

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009


poo poo i cut it wha happen

Dr. Ass
Apr 21, 2008

I'm glad he's got a sense of humor about Seth nearly killing him

Mukaikubo
Mar 14, 2006

"You treat her like a lady... and she'll always bring you home."
Seth Rollins gettin' BURIED

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

Dr. rear end posted:

I'm glad he's got a sense of humor about Seth nearly killing him

It was his own fault for taking the bump wrong

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
Sting's parents are still alive?? Wow.

Needs More Ditka
Dec 3, 2005

We are ruthless and ask no quarter from you. When our turn comes we shall not disguise our terrorism.

Dr. rear end posted:

I'm glad he's got a sense of humor about Seth nearly killing him

i thought he took it wrong and that's why he nearly died

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


Gracie is over

Black Is Black
Jan 6, 2007

That Mr. T video but instead of "mama", Sting with the word "God"

lamentable dustman
Apr 13, 2007

🏆🏆🏆

I like that Sting is getting to retire with his body mostly ok and not totally wrecked by drugs

Borrowed Ladder
May 4, 2007

monarch of the sleeping marches
Not that it matters at all, but i don't think i've ever heard so many common terms bungled in one night before.

Beautiful Ninja
Mar 26, 2009

Five time FCW Champion...of my heart.

lamentable dustman posted:

I like that Sting is getting to retire with his body mostly ok and not totally wrecked by drugs

Until he decides to have 1 last match with Undertaker and destroys what's left of his neck.

E: Nevermind!

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames
Sting, you only said that once.

Jetfire
Apr 29, 2008
Dude's 57. Let him retire.

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
:(

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



:smith:

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



Bet you guys feel like assholes for chanting 1 more match earlier!

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pressedbunny
May 31, 2007

To A Brand New Galaxy
Back to TNA!

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