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subhuman filth
Nov 1, 2006

bringmyfishback posted:

My old waxer told me that one time this lady came in on the rag and lied about it and she ripped off a strip and suddenly period blood splattered literally everywhere and the lady had an orgasm


so basically the lady in the op is fat lol

Thanks this is my top 5 favorite stories now

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subhuman filth
Nov 1, 2006

AugmentedVision posted:

People who pretend to have a "thing" for features not commonly considered attractive are just deceiving themselves because they can't land babes

Actually huge tits and asses rule and bony hips suck dick?

subhuman filth
Nov 1, 2006

Frosted Flake posted:

Truth. There are no chubby chasers just guys with realistic prospects.

Hoo boy

subhuman filth
Nov 1, 2006

Applewhite posted:

Remember you rear endked for this:


love me some fake rubber rear end:(

subhuman filth
Nov 1, 2006


lol this sounds like the tamest loving OR in america

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subhuman filth
Nov 1, 2006

would have been insanely rad if the electrocautery tool arced to the recorder in her hair and set it on fire

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