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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > Fat girls complaining on Yelp about getting waxed
 
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ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
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subhuman filth posted:

Actually huge tits and asses rule and bony hips suck dick?
not if they're with a huge gut no. I mean sure thin + some nice t/a is a+ but fat girls who think having fatty saggy boobs and a cottage cheese rear end gives them a leg up on the competition they're deluding themselves. You can have nice boobs/butt on not fat women.

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ArbitraryC
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Frosted Flake posted:

Truth. There are no chubby chasers just guys with realistic prospects.

nah there's a fetish for everything, I mean I doubt dudes into cakefarts or feet are just faking it so surely there are dudes out there who like women that roll with their crunches. The ones that turn it around and go "no it's actually the body type that literally every form of media makes out to be the pinnacle of attractiveness that is in fact ugly" however are obviously just deluding themselves

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HoAssHo posted:

That's not how it works, dude. Come on. A size 4 doesn't weigh 67.5 lbs, a size 2 doesn't weigh 33.75 lbs.

Another dude itt said the same thing but I didn't bother to respond because I assumed he was joking.
the logic checks out for his size 0 girlfriend tho

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Divine Styler posted:

So was I. I'm just too fat and lazy to read the postings of others.


More like size 16 wife. Don't get old, married and have kids, kids. Forever millennial is the only true path to eternal happiness.

The joke was that size zero would be zero pounds or in other words non existant

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