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Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
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Marshall Louis posted:

CNN screenshot:



I'm the quarter inch of foundation plastered on her face.

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Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
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Doppelganger posted:

"Curvy size 16", code for over 200 lbs with no tits.


Parallax Scroll posted:

i thought curvy implied tits but idk

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
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Its a stretch of cleared area, usually paved, reserved for the landing and takeoff of aircraft. This woman must have been immensely fat if we are to believe she was a candidate for landing aircraft.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
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Zzulu posted:

Time for some realtalk, I have this patch of hair on my back that I shave off but it's a real hassle and never gets it all off. If I go to a waxer and make them wax my back will it stay off for a good while

also my penis

How long does it take for your penis to grow back after they wax it off?

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
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Actually women who are a little on the thick side tend to be so because they're more hedonistic and thus have a much higher appetite for sex. Obviously there's diminishing returns but a little bit of thickness is "all right" by me.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
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AugmentedVision posted:

People who pretend to have a "thing" for features not commonly considered attractive are just deceiving themselves because they can't land babes


subhuman filth posted:

Actually huge tits and asses rule and bony hips suck dick?

This.

AugmentedVision posted:

whatever makes you feel better about being relegated to banging garbage bags full of warm soup

I guess we're not all handsome enough to land a surfboard with a flat butt. Some of us just have to make do with huge knockers and fat asses. It's a shame ugly guys like me have to live with.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
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AugmentedVision posted:

if you were a kate upton chaser you wouldn't be getting so defensive. Your a Melissa McCarthy chaser

Nah I go more for the Queen Latifah body type.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
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This is about what I'm talking about when I say "thick."

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

You should see her turn around :wiggle:

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Navin Johnson posted:

And yet you deny us this visual.

*shakes fist in violent back-and-forth motion*

Remember you rear endked for this:

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
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HoAssHo posted:

lol that's just freakish and bizarre

When HoAssHo says a booty is freakish and bizarre, you know it's true.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Audax posted:

that's a little person
you can't fool me

Like, the model is a little person or she stuffed a little person down the back of her pants?

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
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Audax posted:

i think she's just little person that lives in a house where her towel racks are normal person waist-level high.

I'm p. sure she is not a little person.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

If you watch it with the sound off it looks like some of them are having sex lol.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
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I mean it's not *that* bad come on guys.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
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It looks fun like Jell-o :3:

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
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Microwaves Mom posted:

Agreed I find her rather disgusting.

Disproportionate sure but "disgusting" seems a little strong. To each their own I guess.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
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LordArgh posted:

lol at everyone getting fooled by this. her clothes are the only thing shaping her fatly mass into something approaching attractive. she would look awful naked i'm p sure

I'm not posting any bare butt pics but her hashtag handle is #theonlyhydro so the morbidly curious can google her or instagram her or whatever and see for themselves what her butt does with no pants on.

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Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
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Was expecting the punchline to be the floor collapsing.

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