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burn urself with hot oil to ensure u never want to take ur shirt off ever again |
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Apr 8, 2016 06:42
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I burned myself cooking pasta sauce and I still cook while wearing shirt-sleeved shirts I'm a real badass 
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Apr 8, 2016 06:56
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mine is third degree and definitely nms so no pics but pls pop that and post updates PLS |
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Apr 8, 2016 07:02
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lifehack pop all second degree blisters immediately |
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Apr 8, 2016 07:03
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that was several months ago I accidentally popped it one night while sleeping I have a cool scar though tell me a cool story to make up about it when females ask about it so I have something better to say than "I burned my arm cooking pasta" ---------------- |
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Apr 8, 2016 07:05
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lifehack you stopped a gun with ur arm |
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Apr 8, 2016 07:09
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Blanketspace posted:When a new movie comes out and you don't want to pay for it and you're so impatient to see it that the only availible versions are camcorder rips with spanish subtitles, and you only have a chromebook so you can't even torrent it, all is not lost. there are actually a few websites out there that stream tons of full length movies. sometimes you have to wait a few weeks after the release until they have a good HD copy, but not all of them are just russian phishing sites. |
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Apr 8, 2016 12:53
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tell the females that you got the burn while committing arson. Girls love bad boys.
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Apr 8, 2016 17:16
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MrWillsauce posted:tell the females that you got the bern while voting. Girls love informed voters. ---------------- |
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Apr 8, 2016 23:25
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profit from the snorers in your life: offer their talents to sonic vibration providers in medical and industrial fields
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Apr 10, 2016 08:37
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i found this really neat lifehack okay so you know how every year you get those papers from the government where you have to declare your income and give them tax? well you don't actually need to do those, its just a way for the government to play a prank on people who aren't in the know about this sweet life hack. instead, write on the paper, "haha, im in on the joke now  " and they'll reply with "haha we got you!! don't tell anyone else okay"sometimes you can very rarely get a reply that reads as follows: quote:Dear Taxpayer, don't worry about that! its simply a trick to try and stop you from thinking its a prank. they have to do this because more and more people are aware that it is a joke and they dont want it to be over so soon! well thanks guys someones banging at my door ill see you all soon for another life--hack |
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Apr 11, 2016 13:31
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dont get a degree permanently attach a reference book to your head so people gradually learn to associate you with knowledge |
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Apr 12, 2016 18:26
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don't go to college for four years to earn a single degree. Instead just go buy a thermometer; it's got like a hundred degrees, and it's way cheaper and easier than going to college. College is just a big scam.
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Apr 12, 2016 18:27
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MrWillsauce posted:don't go to college for four years to earn a single degree. Instead just go buy a thermometer; it's got like a hundred degrees, and it's way cheaper and easier than going to college. College is just a big scam. I switched from celsius to fahrenheit and nearly doubled my number of degrees 
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Apr 12, 2016 18:32
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personally, when it comes to hacking life, my tool of preference is the good ol' fashioned mattock
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Apr 12, 2016 19:04
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I tried with a hatchet once but I kept accidentally burying it instead of the body
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Apr 12, 2016 19:05
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hacking life is tiring, especially if you use the wrong cutting equipment |
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Apr 12, 2016 19:12
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alnilam posted:I switched from celsius to fahrenheit and nearly doubled my number of degrees that's a good hack
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alnilam posted:I switched from celsius to fahrenheit and nearly doubled my number of degrees https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Apr 12, 2016 19:37
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Anyone else not gay but love watching big cocks cum?
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Apr 12, 2016 21:21
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Glass Bottom Boat posted:if a doctor tries to prescribe you tramadol or some bullshit, tell them tramadol gave you a seizure and also your mom has epilepsy and they will upgrade you to percocet 99% of people go to a doctor for a prescription. if they don't prescribe what you think you need, do exactly that. tell them you're allergic to or that it doesn't work. get a refund for the visit and see other doctor. life hak: - a can of raid cost $9. it's toxic and leaves a toxic residue. isopropyl alcohol is more deadly than all insecticides, costs 2.50 a bottle and leaves no toxic residues. any cockroach, etc is instantly sanitized as it's destroyed. almost all spray bottles ie Windex, Fabrize etc have universally fitting tops that screw onto all rubbing alcohol bottles. remove the spray top from any household spray bottle and attach it to a 2.50 bottle of alcohol. you have a universally (Raid sells insect killers $9 per bottle, per insect) killing bug killer that is both sanitizer and a bug killer.  VV 
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Apr 13, 2016 06:55
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Can't find an affordable robe? Just wear a black blanket over your head. you can replace most material components with common household chemicals. Just google "diy necromancy" Happy reanimating! |
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Apr 13, 2016 11:36
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if you read aristotle's works backwards you can find the secret dis tracks about plato and socrates. not so much a lifehack as a factoid
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Apr 13, 2016 11:42
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save your banana peelings and you can stitch them together into a cool new hat
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Apr 13, 2016 11:43
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if you take 2 wheels off each rollerskate you can go twice as fast (due to half as much friction) this works best if you remove all the back wheels and leave the front wheels on.
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Apr 13, 2016 11:44
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alligators make great watchdogs due to their alertness, loud and intimidating barks, and ability to swallow a home invader in as few as three or four large chunks
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Apr 13, 2016 11:49
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a good life hack is to kill yourself also know how to mobilize social media resources for your career |
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F2B posted:99% of people go to a doctor for a prescription. if they don't prescribe what you think you need, do exactly that. tell them you're allergic to or that it doesn't work. get a refund for the visit and see other doctor. this is a legit good tip. to expand on it, you can also use dishwashing liquid and water in a spraybottle as a green insecticide. alcohol is good and quick for most things but soapy water is the best for getting rid of wasp nests because it weighs down their wings so they can't fly up and jook you.
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Apr 13, 2016 16:07
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it's more humane too, because you're just getting the little bugs super drunk until they die of partying too hard
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Apr 13, 2016 16:17
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prison has free food, exercise facilities, and toiletries
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Doctor Dogballs posted:if you take 2 wheels off each rollerskate you can go twice as fast (due to half as much friction) this works best if you remove all the back wheels and leave the front wheels on. |
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Apr 13, 2016 17:22
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Instead of floating around in a life preserver after a shipwreck waiting for rescue like a chump, just stuff your shirt full of silica gel packs and after a minute you can walk back to shore |
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Apr 14, 2016 00:47
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F2B posted:99% of people go to a doctor for a prescription. if they don't prescribe what you think you need, do exactly that. tell them you're allergic to or that it doesn't work. get a refund for the visit and see other doctor. life hack you can squirt this into your mouth in public and get drunk as gently caress and no one will have a clue |
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Apr 14, 2016 01:37
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me squirting booze into my mouth in public when everybody thinks it's just windex: 
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Apr 14, 2016 07:02
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You shall have no other gods before Me. You shall not make idols. You shall not take the name of the LORD your God in vain. Remember the Sabbath day, to keep it holy. Honor your father and your mother. You shall not murder. You shall not commit adultery. You shall not steal. You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor. You shall not covet. |
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Apr 14, 2016 07:10
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life hack: poop before you go to work because the toilet at home is much comfier then when you go to work, pretend to go for a poop again but really just sit there on the toilet playing games on your smartphone |
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if the doctor gives you percocet and you eat them all in one weekend, you can ease the comedown by partaking in that sweet green leef we all love to know...as weed 
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