- killer crane
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THUNDERDOME LOSER 2019
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listen to your parents
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- Robot Made of Meat
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That reminds me. My mom called this morning, and do you know what she said?
Me either.
Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!
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- Slush Garbo
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FALSE SLACK
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Instead of floating around in a life preserver after a shipwreck waiting for rescue like a chump, just stuff your shirt full of silica gel packs and after a minute you can walk back to shore
See because silica gel packets absorb moisture, and then
Also nobody steal this it's going in my routine
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- DeepQantas
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Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
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Need oregano to top your pizza but all the stores are closed? Visit your local high school where old students hold bake sales late into the night.
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- GotDonuts
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Karbohydrate Kitteh
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Smoke weed every day.
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- zidane13
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by Smythe
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just discovered a good one. give your cat an intense ear massage before you lift weights, and the earwax will protect your hands and aid grip.
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FALSE SLACK
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Most accidents happen within the home so just never go there
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- DeepQantas
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Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
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Home is where the precariously balanced electric meat grinder is.
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wtf
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