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tired of salty food? try switching to sugar. you can find it at any grocery store, next to the salt, in an identically marked canister. shake the canister and listen closely to determine whether that canister contains sugar instead of salt.

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instead of going out to eat or ordering food on your lunch break every day, save money by making 31 sandwiches at the beginning of the month, then eating one per day until the pile gets moldy, then throwing the moldy ones in the trash

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don't have room in yer tummy to finish that last piece of your california roll? store it inside your baseball mitt

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read a book while driving. it's safe as gently caress, and other drivers will think you're really smart.

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you don't need to keep eggs in the refrigerator. I mean, for fucks sake, it came out of a chicken's pussy.

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want free water? pee in a cup or jar, and leave it open in a well ventilated area for a few days, and all the pee particles will annihilate, leaving just pure water

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Doctor Dogballs

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put the pee jar in your 6th inventory slot, surf exactly 100 steps in the cerulean cave, and talk to the 1st trainer in the cave 25 times in a row and the pee will turn into water

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Doctor Dogballs

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if you read aristotle's works backwards you can find the secret dis tracks about plato and socrates. not so much a lifehack as a factoid

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Doctor Dogballs

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save your banana peelings and you can stitch them together into a cool new hat

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if you take 2 wheels off each rollerskate you can go twice as fast (due to half as much friction) this works best if you remove all the back wheels and leave the front wheels on.

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alligators make great watchdogs due to their alertness, loud and intimidating barks, and ability to swallow a home invader in as few as three or four large chunks

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