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Barco Fiesta




a fantasy of olives
if a doctor tries to prescribe you tramadol or some bullshit, tell them tramadol gave you a seizure and also your mom has epilepsy and they will upgrade you to percocet

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Doctor Dogballs posted:

you don't need to keep eggs in the refrigerator. I mean, for fucks sake, it came out of a chicken's pussy.

lmao

Barco Fiesta




a fantasy of olives
if you drop your phone and the screen cracks, you can fix it by going to the phone store and buying a new phone with money

Barco Fiesta




a fantasy of olives
there are so many phones out there in the world that...well its just crazy to me!

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a fantasy of olives

F2B posted:

99% of people go to a doctor for a prescription. if they don't prescribe what you think you need, do exactly that. tell them you're allergic to or that it doesn't work. get a refund for the visit and see other doctor.

life hak:

- a can of raid cost $9. it's toxic and leaves a toxic residue.

isopropyl alcohol is more deadly than all insecticides, costs 2.50 a bottle and leaves no toxic residues. any cockroach, etc is instantly sanitized as it's destroyed.

almost all spray bottles ie Windex, Fabrize etc have universally fitting tops that screw onto all rubbing alcohol bottles.

remove the spray top from any household spray bottle and attach it to a 2.50 bottle of alcohol. you have a universally (Raid sells insect killers $9 per bottle, per insect) killing bug killer that is both sanitizer and a bug killer.


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this is a legit good tip. to expand on it, you can also use dishwashing liquid and water in a spraybottle as a green insecticide. alcohol is good and quick for most things but soapy water is the best for getting rid of wasp nests because it weighs down their wings so they can't fly up and jook you.

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Barco Fiesta




a fantasy of olives
if the doctor gives you percocet and you eat them all in one weekend, you can ease the comedown by partaking in that sweet green leef we all love to know...as weed :rznv:

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