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MrWillsauce

Laurenz posted:

be born rich, smart, attractive and have lots of charisma

this is the key to a good and easy life

man I only did one of these things. talk about 20-20 hindsight.



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MrWillsauce

I don't know



MrWillsauce

tell the females that you got the burn while committing arson. Girls love bad boys.



MrWillsauce

don't go to college for four years to earn a single degree. Instead just go buy a thermometer; it's got like a hundred degrees, and it's way cheaper and easier than going to college. College is just a big scam.



MrWillsauce

alnilam posted:

I switched from celsius to fahrenheit and nearly doubled my number of degrees :grin:

that's a good hack



MrWillsauce

it's more humane too, because you're just getting the little bugs super drunk until they die of partying too hard



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MrWillsauce

me squirting booze into my mouth in public when everybody thinks it's just windex: :smug:



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