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Laurenz posted:be born rich, smart, attractive and have lots of charisma man I only did one of these things. talk about 20-20 hindsight.
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# ¿ Apr 7, 2016 19:43 |
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# ¿ May 21, 2024 22:51 |
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I don't know
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# ¿ Apr 7, 2016 20:14 |
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tell the females that you got the burn while committing arson. Girls love bad boys.
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# ¿ Apr 8, 2016 17:16 |
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don't go to college for four years to earn a single degree. Instead just go buy a thermometer; it's got like a hundred degrees, and it's way cheaper and easier than going to college. College is just a big scam.
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# ¿ Apr 12, 2016 18:27 |
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alnilam posted:I switched from celsius to fahrenheit and nearly doubled my number of degrees that's a good hack
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# ¿ Apr 12, 2016 19:18 |
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it's more humane too, because you're just getting the little bugs super drunk until they die of partying too hard
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# ¿ Apr 13, 2016 16:17 |
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# ¿ May 21, 2024 22:51 |
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me squirting booze into my mouth in public when everybody thinks it's just windex:
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