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if you let your nails grow long, you don't need to buy guitar picks ever again. or toothpicks. or neti-pots.
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Nosfereefer posted:if you ever feel that rumbling feeling in your tummy we sometimes like to call "hunger", 1 smart trick is to find food and eat it just punch yourself in the stomach and it'll go away. Nosfereefer posted:feel like having a pee? there's this one weird trick a single mom discovered for it!! just punch yourself in the bladder and it'll go away. Quidnose posted:turn off the lights when you enter a room so your neighbors won't see you being naked punch your neighbors lights out, and, uh, well you'll probably be put away. but now you can keep your curtains open, while your curtains are open. ---------------- |
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MrWillsauce posted:tell the females that you got the bern while voting. Girls love informed voters. ---------------- |
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just discovered a good one. give your cat an intense ear massage before you lift weights, and the earwax will protect your hands and aid grip.
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