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dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
gently caress my poo poo, OP

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Julius CSAR
Oct 3, 2007

by sebmojo
Serious post, they probably got hypoxia

drunk dog
Apr 6, 2014

Resident Millennial
he lives

drunk dog
Apr 6, 2014

Resident Millennial

Crow_Rodeo posted:

Serious post, they probably got hypoxia

this but your mom

e and crabs

Reince Penis
Nov 15, 2007

by R. Guyovich
5'd and subcribed.

I hope we can get to the bottom of this mystery!

Abugadu
Jul 12, 2004

1st Sgt. Matthews and the men have Procured for me a cummerbund from a traveling gypsy, who screeched Victory shall come at a Terrible price. i am Honored.
is this thread sponsored by CNN?

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

That Robot posted:

lol why are you so interested in this

because its still missing, guy

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

Abugadu posted:

is this thread sponsored by CNN?

goon project: get chinatown hired by CNN to investigate unsolved disappearances

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
i want to tell wolf blitzer that the plane is still gone and to suck my balls

Postmastergeneral
Jan 11, 2005
Thought they found a couple wing nuts in an ocean somewhere creating speculation of its disappearance? Am I way off course here or does something seem a little aloft?

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
has anyone looked in the bermuda triangle?

tangy yet delightful
Sep 13, 2005



Glad we've got a thread for this again. Shameful that the old thread went away.

iSheep
Feb 5, 2006

by R. Guyovich
It's gone guys.

spasticColon
Sep 22, 2004

In loving memory of Donald Pleasance
Does this mean MH370 will be featured on a future episode of the X-Files?

Pleads
Jun 9, 2005

pew pew pew


Lord Binky posted:

lol. Now they found it! JK

Not nice to lie about the dead, imo

Genesplicer
Oct 19, 2002

I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!

Total Clam
Serious post: It will probably be long after I die, but I'm expecting that a totally unrelated deep-sea exploration will be scanning the seafloor and will come across the wreckage of the plane, completely at random. It will cause a brief blip on the newsfeeds, a few submersibles will be dispatched to document the wreck, a formal report will be issued, and that will be that.

If it is soon enough, families will demand compensation, but I'm willing to bet that it will be far enough in the future that no immediate family members will be alive to sue.

Ivor Biggun
Apr 30, 2003

A big "Fuck You!" from the Keyhole nebula

Lipstick Apathy

Chinatown posted:

Since the last thread was moved and closed please refer to this thread going forwards for all your MH370 updates and discussion.

Current MH370 Status: Its still gone, guys.

Please lock this thread until it is found

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

DEAD MAN'S SHOE posted:

boil the oceans

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
I'm really upset they put the thread in comedy purgatory. I have a serious toxx in that thread that is hinging on this year. and Chinatown.

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
Lipstick Apathy
I hope the toxx is still valid

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

ChrisHansen posted:

I hope the toxx is still valid

I'm considering the toxx NOT VALID UNTIL THE THREAD IS RESTORED

brylcreem
Oct 29, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Chinatown posted:

Since the last thread was moved and closed please refer to this thread going forwards for all your MH370 updates and discussion.

Current MH370 Status: Its still gone, guys.

i liek u

ROFLburger
Jan 12, 2006
Did you guys find it

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
*bolts up from desk* my god, why didnt i think of it before! bernice, call the coroner--organise emergency autopsies on every toddler in a five mile radius! i wanna know stomach contents, bernice, their last meals. interview the mothers. maybe its just a hunch, maybe im crazy, but god dammit, all the pieces fit!

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014

Uxzuigal posted:

It flew into FYAD and never returned... Worse than the Bermuda triangle.

Seriously we need to install some foghorns and lighthouses around that mess.

Dusty Baker 2
Jul 8, 2011

Keyboard Inghimasi
I appreciate the updates Chinatown.

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo

dad gay. so what posted:

gently caress my poo poo, OP

That won't make the plane less gone.

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
i found it

Uxzuigal
Jan 16, 2013

Chill Berserker Dude

Champenema posted:

Seriously we need to install some foghorns and lighthouses around that mess.

I was thinking the Berlin Wall style, anyone trying to get in or out gets shot on sight.

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
Lipstick Apathy
Just so everyone knows, Chinatown is the official source of information regarding the location of the missing plane. Please post here if you think you found it, and we will crowdfund Chinatown to come investigate


If it turns out that you have found the plane, the UN will reimburse your donation

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
This is MH371 calling MH370 hello?

hello?



hello?



is this thing on? hello?




hello?


hello?

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

careful, man. i fetched a probe for making such wild claims while not posting as chinatown.

Loving Africa Chaps
Dec 3, 2007


We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

i'm the crazy lawyer spending his life savings travelling round the indian ocean trying to find the plane

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
Any updates Chinatown? Let us know what you find in AZ

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
No sign of it so far. I checked under my bed in my hotel room and it was not there. My room at Hampton Inn is quite nice and and I had a nice dinner of ribs and beer at a local sports bar.

I'll check at the office tomorrow and at the Costco gas station on the way back.

brylcreem
Oct 29, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Chinatown posted:

No sign of it so far. I checked under my bed in my hotel room and it was not there. My room at Hampton Inn is quite nice and and I had a nice dinner of ribs and beer at a local sports bar.

I'll check at the office tomorrow and at the Costco gas station on the way back.

Thank you for your efforts, man!

smoobles
Sep 4, 2014

5'ed and bookmarked. Eager to see if they find the plane or not.

I may or may not have made a marriage pact with a fellow goon contingent on finding the plane. :heysexy:

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


ANIME IS BLOOD posted:

goon project: get chinatown hired by CNN to investigate unsolved disappearances

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

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ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
Lipstick Apathy
Goddamn that's great

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