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The Fuzzy Hulk posted:I've always thought that the pilots invited a couple girls into the cockpit to try and rape/grope them, and in the confusion the autopilot got kicked and turned off. Jizz got all over the controls.
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Apr 12, 2016 12:14
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Chinatown posted:No sign of it so far. I checked under my bed in my hotel room and it was not there. My room at Hampton Inn is quite nice and and I had a nice dinner of ribs and beer at a local sports bar. dont forget to check under your dinner. Thep lane could have been what they were using to serve your ribs on!
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has anyone thought of this? maybe the plane never even took off in the first place and everyone has been looking for absolutely nothing?
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Hot Karl Marx posted:has anyone thought of this? It was all an elaborate mango scam. Lots of mangos were on that plane and were lost. Turns out there were no mangos all along! Think of the money they made off insurance!
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Apr 12, 2016 22:57
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hey has anyone said its in a guys mom yet?? just thought of it
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Dusty Baker 2 posted:I appreciate the updates Chinatown. Same.
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Can someone explain to me why there isn't like a GPS beacon on the black box or something? I don't know what the hell I am talking about for the most part, but it seems doable?
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bring back old gbs posted:hey has anyone said its in a guys mom yet?? just thought of it like right around when this happened one of the other airlines "accidently" posted a picture to their twitter of some lady with one of their model airplanes all shoved into her p*ssy and everyone made jokes about the missing plane being in a p*ssy too lol
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Sialia posted:Can someone explain to me why there isn't like a GPS beacon on the black box or something? I don't know what the hell I am talking about for the most part, but it seems doable? Wouldn't help much at the bottom of the ocean
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Sialia posted:Can someone explain to me why there isn't like a GPS beacon on the black box or something? I don't know what the hell I am talking about for the most part, but it seems doable? There's some ping thing but it deactivates after like 30 days lol. And you ahve to be in like a mile range of it to find it.
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Wrong plane, right airline. "Ukraine's chief forensic expert Oleksandr Ruvin survived assassination attempt in November 2015 Ukrainian law enforcement officers have detained a man, who is suspected of attempted murder of Ukraine's chief forensic expert on the most high-profile criminal cases. Oleksandr Ruvin, Director of Kyiv Research Institute of Forensic Expertise at the Ministry of Justice, was shot several times near his residence in November 2015 but survived. Police say the attack is associated with his professional activities." http://uatoday.tv/crime/police-detain-suspected-assassin-who-tried-to-kill-ukraine-s-chief-mh17-expert-628577.html Malaysian airlines are cursed. Do not fly on them.
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Nooner posted:like right around when this happened one of the other airlines "accidently" posted a picture to their twitter of some lady with one of their model airplanes all shoved into her p*ssy and everyone made jokes about the missing plane being in a p*ssy too lol that was actually a p hot pic lemme see if i can find it e: so apparently theres a whole subreddit dedicated to women flashing in airplanes. this requires more research lol brylcreem fucked around with this message at 13:29 on Apr 13, 2016 |
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Sialia posted:Can someone explain to me why there isn't like a GPS beacon on the black box or something? I don't know what the hell I am talking about for the most part, but it seems doable? Ivor Biggun posted:Wouldn't help much at the bottom of the ocean Yeah but it should give a general idea of the location Why wouldn't they look there 
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brylcreem posted:that was actually a p hot pic lemme see if i can find it Ask around at /r/insertions they probably have it.
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Sialia posted:Can someone explain to me why there isn't like a GPS beacon on the black box or something? I don't know what the hell I am talking about for the most part, but it seems doable? It does give off a beacon but radio don't pass through water very well and they never located the signal. The battery died long ago so it's a moot point now.
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I think they were asking why airplanes don't send constant GPS position, so that once they crash we know where. The answer is that not enough people have crashed into the ocean and died to justify the cost of upgrading all the planes. Airlines only increase safety measures when enough folks die. 
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Has BrownMoses searched Wikipedia for the missing flight MH370?
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smoobles posted:I think they were asking why airplanes don't send constant GPS position, so that once they crash we know where. This seems like a cause I want to be a part of - how can I do my part to help?
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Mozi posted:This seems like a cause I want to be a part of - how can I do my part to help? Fly a LOT. Book tons of air travel, especially international. It's not guaranteed that you'll crash into the ocean and die, but if you do luck out and the plane does a 500mph ocean crash and your corpse disintegrates, and then nobody can find the plane, the global community might get outraged enough to coerce airlines to start tracking their airplanes. It's not a sure thing but if you wanna help start traveling and seeing the world. As a side bonus, even if you don't die while crashing into an ocean (argh!) you'll at least see a lot of cool places and experience other cultures.
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NSFW NSFW NSFW http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/gdomypqla3elauoatcfd.png NSFW NSFW NSFW
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http://russia-insider.com/en/what-happened-mh370-top-western-theories-1-it-flew-black-hole-2-putin-ate-it/ri13203 What Happened to MH370? Top Western Theories: 1. It Flew Into a Black Hole 2. Putin Ate It 
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Apr 13, 2016 22:05
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I cant decide what ring to get for my soon to be bride once the plane is found this year.
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Microwaves Mom posted:I cant decide what ring to get for my soon to be bride once the plane is found this year. As long as it's in a black box. 
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Apr 13, 2016 22:51
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dang, cant find it anywhere
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Sialia posted:Can someone explain to me why there isn't like a GPS beacon on the black box or something? I don't know what the hell I am talking about for the most part, but it seems doable? Ivor Biggun posted:Wouldn't help much at the bottom of the ocean Thin Privilege posted:Yeah but it should give a general idea of the location Microwaves Mom posted:There's some ping thing but it deactivates after like 30 days lol. And you ahve to be in like a mile range of it to find it. This came up a few times in the old thread, the thing is that GPS gives you the ability to know exactly where you are but it is unidirectional - you can't send a message back to the GPS satellites. You need to be able to send a separate signal out to either communications satellites or a local radio or cellphone link for other people to be able to see the GPS information that you see. There is no universal global tracking system keeping tabs on airliners and once it's crashed into the ocean the water masks the radio signals that the black box needs to be able to send out to tell people where it is. AKA Pseudonym posted:It does give off a beacon but radio don't pass through water very well and they never located the signal. The battery died long ago so it's a moot point now. There is work being done to create a global tracking network for airliners but this won't help us to find MH370 http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-34793274 quote:MH370: New satellite plane tracking system agreed
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They should just make the plane out of the same material they make the black box hurr.
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don't be so dramatic
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Jumpingmanjim posted:They should just make the plane out of the same material they make the black box hurr. They should make the plane out of GPSes.
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smoobles posted:As long as it's in a black box. just hope I can find it 
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Apr 15, 2016 02:22
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its not in my fridge
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Apr 15, 2016 02:26
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I bet it's in the water somewhere, there's a lot of water out there
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Apr 15, 2016 02:33
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Microwaves Mom posted:just hope I can find it Ping me when you do. :bigtran:
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rabble rabble posted:I bet it's in the water somewhere, there's a lot of water out there The earth is 80% water and the plane is 100% gone
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Apr 15, 2016 03:21
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Its still gone...guys.
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Apr 19, 2016 18:08
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I heard this theory about the Bermuda Triangle that the area is highly volcanic, and occasionally a plume of gas farts up from the sea floor and rises up as a giant bubble and then a cloud in the sky, and knocks down ships and airplanes. It went down in a volcanic area, so, could have been that. Im saying it was swamp gases. Nothing to see here, move along.
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i did a non lethal takedown on the plane
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