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ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot
I'll start the change.org position for the FBI to put Chinatown on the case

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FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

Would you like to play a game?



WaryWarren posted:

the authorities just gave up looking for d.b. cooper. the search for mh 370 must go on!
Yes, because he time-traveled to 2014 in order to crash that plane

Milkfred E. Moore
Aug 27, 2006

'It's easier to imagine the end of the world than the end of capitalism.'

FlamingLiberal posted:

Yes, because he time-traveled to 2014 in order to crash that plane

WITH NO SURVIVORS

LethalGeek
Nov 4, 2009

I am thankful for these status uodates

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
Oh poo poo Chinatown you need to start a search for DB cooper now that the FBi gave up.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Microwaves Mom posted:

Oh poo poo Chinatown you need to start a search for DB cooper now that the FBi gave up.

He's gone, guy.

Xlorp
Jan 23, 2008


WaryWarren posted:

the authorities just gave up looking for d.b. cooper. the search for mh 370 must go on!

No one's ever seen DB Cooper and MH370 at the same time.

Makes you think

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
What if DB cooper didn't jump from his plane with a parachute into the wilderness, but instead jumped into mh370?

The Fuzzy Hulk
Nov 22, 2007

ASK ME ABOUT CROSSING THE STREAMS


I bet someone will find the plane playing Pokemon Go.

smoobles
Sep 4, 2014

I saw this thread updated. Did they find the titular aero plane?

nockturne
Aug 5, 2008

Soiled Meat
They keep finding more bits of it but it's still, like, gone.

AKA Pseudonym
May 16, 2004

A dashing and sophisticated young man
Doctor Rope
Turns out the pilot had used his flight simulator to simulate a flight where he veered off the normal path and flew to the southern Indian Ocean which is exactly what everybody thinks the plane did. So it would be a really huge coincidence if wasn't suicide.

smoobles
Sep 4, 2014

AKA Pseudonym posted:

Turns out the pilot had used his flight simulator to simulate a flight where he veered off the normal path and flew to the southern Indian Ocean which is exactly what everybody thinks the plane did. So it would be a really huge coincidence if wasn't suicide.

It's gone.

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
Lipstick Apathy
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/opinion/editorials/ct-malaysia-missing-jet-airplane-edit-0730-md-20160729-story.html


quote:

The missing airliner, though, really is gone.

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
Plane still gone but this is probably what happened,

"Malaysia acknowledged for the first time that one of the pilots of Malaysia Airlines Flight 370 had plotted a course on his home flight simulator to the southern Indian Ocean, where the missing jet is believed to have crashed. Australian officials overseeing the search for the plane last month said data recovered from Capt. Zaharie Ahmad Shah's simulator included a flight path to the southern Indian Ocean. Malaysian officials at the time refused to confirm the findings."

http://www.cbsnews.com/news/malaysia-confirms-flight-370-pilot-plotted-fatal-route/

So they flew it into the indian ocean on purpose.

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
I don't believe you.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
It's gone, guys.

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

Chinatown posted:

It's gone, guys.

I believe this guy.

bring back old gbs
Feb 28, 2007

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Microwaves Mom posted:

I believe this guy.

yeah, it's chinatown

smoobles
Sep 4, 2014

Chinatown posted:

It's gone, guys.

Thank loving God

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

hey guys remember how egyptair disappeared and the egyptians slow rolled the investigation for 2 months after the black boxes were recovered

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

smoobles posted:

Thank loving God

:saddowns:

smoobles
Sep 4, 2014

Did anyone consider that MH370 doesn't want to be found?

Ferdinand Bardamu
Apr 30, 2013

smoobles posted:

Did anyone consider that MH370 doesn't want to be found?

it's here, it's queer... get used to it.

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
I worry that Chinatown will get perma'd and the next day theyll find the plane and we wont even know what the gently caress to believe

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

amityville anus posted:

I worry that Chinatown will get perma'd and the next day theyll find the plane and we wont even know what the gently caress to believe

if that happens it will be because mods knew

Argh
Feb 15, 2005

Chinatown posted:

It's gone, guys.

How do we know you don't have it?

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

ANIME IS BLOOD posted:

if that happens it will be because mods knew

they loving knew!!!

Its still gone, btw, guys.

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



Saw the langoliers last night and if my suspicions are correct everybody onboard mh370 died of boredom

Ivor Biggun
Apr 30, 2003

A big "Fuck You!" from the Keyhole nebula

Lipstick Apathy

Lime Tonics posted:

Plane still gone but this is probably what happened,

"Malaysia acknowledged for the first time that one of the pilots of Malaysia Airlines Flight 370 had plotted a course on his home flight simulator to the southern Indian Ocean, where the missing jet is believed to have crashed. Australian officials overseeing the search for the plane last month said data recovered from Capt. Zaharie Ahmad Shah's simulator included a flight path to the southern Indian Ocean. Malaysian officials at the time refused to confirm the findings."

http://www.cbsnews.com/news/malaysia-confirms-flight-370-pilot-plotted-fatal-route/

So they flew it into the indian ocean on purpose.

Someone should ban computer games so this never happens again.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
Its still gone, guys.

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
Lipstick Apathy
Thanks boss. I'm going to be flying tomorrow so I'd really appreciate it if you would keep an eye on my plane

brylcreem
Oct 29, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2016/sep/07/airasia-pilot-flies-melbourne-malaysia-navigation-error

Maybe the plane is in Melbourne? Have they checked there?!

Tweezer Reprise
Aug 6, 2013

It hasn't got six strings, but it's a lot of fun.
wheres the plane

KomodoWagon
May 10, 2013

by R. Guyovich

R3M posted:

wheres the plane

gone

Tweezer Reprise
Aug 6, 2013

It hasn't got six strings, but it's a lot of fun.
drat

brylcreem
Oct 29, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
Its still gone, guys.

I will be in Vegas for the rest of the week. I will check there.

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen
are we sure MH370 even existed in the first place?

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Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

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CharlestonJew posted:

are we sure MH370 even existed in the first place?

Google indicates id did, yes. Still a surprising number of news stories coming out about it too. Useless news stories.

1 day ago - Aircraft pieces found somewhere, could it be MH370? http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...ed-mid-air.html

14 hours ago - MH370 pilot knew how to text. http://www.malaysiakini.com/news/354939

3 hours ago - some mathematician has a crash site theory. http://www.popularmechanics.com/flight/a22736/mh370-math-search-zone/

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