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its curtains for Kevin
Nov 14, 2011

Fruit is proof that the gods exist and love us.

Just kidding!

Life is meaningless
What is 'in' the dick book

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Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

NTT posted:

What is 'in' the dick book

A whole lotta dicks :q:

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

NTT posted:

What is 'in' the dick book

porta-shitter graffiti

I think of ponies and birds dressed as lawyers

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

NTT posted:

What is 'in' the dick book

on the 5th day God spake, and said "LET THERE BE LOBSTERCOCK"

shame on an IGA fucked around with this message at 17:56 on Apr 13, 2016

McNally
Sep 13, 2007

Ask me about Proposition 305


Do you like muskets?

NTT posted:

What is 'in' the dick book

Vaginas.

We're big fans of irony around here.

Nebakenezzer
Sep 13, 2005

The Mote in God's Eye

Odradek posted:

Caro was mentioned (by his real name) in a NCTC product today. Kind of weird to have my worlds collide like that.

NCTC?

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones
prolly national counter terror center

(Hi NSA WIZZO)

NSA WIZARD
Jan 20, 2016

Syrian Lannister posted:

prolly national counter terror center

(Hi NSA WIZZO)

HELLO FRIEND. YOU HAVE INTERESTING PORNOGRAPHY HABITS.

Waroduce
Aug 5, 2008
Delete my browser history after I die

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

Waroduce posted:

Delete my browser history after I die

gotta figure out a deadman switch that destroys the hard drive

Arc Light
Sep 26, 2013



Waroduce posted:

Delete my browser history after I die

Had an arrangement with one of my soldiers to do this on deployment. If one of us bought the farm, the other would destroy his USB sticks before personal effects were collected for return to next of kin.

Funny the things you need to plan for downrange.

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

Arc Light posted:

Funny the things you need to plan for downrange.

this is a safespace, get out of here with your oppressor language!

monkeytennis
Apr 26, 2007


Toilet Rascal

Arc Light posted:

Had an arrangement with one of my soldiers to do this on deployment. If one of us bought the farm, the other would destroy his USB sticks before personal effects were collected for return to next of kin.

Funny the things you need to plan for downrange.

But what if both of you threw a seven?

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

monkeytennis posted:

But what if both of you threw a seven?
Do it with somebody in a different platoon to reduce the likelihood.

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

gotta figure out a deadman switch that destroys the hard drive
Create a phone app that runs as a background service. The service wakes itself every few minutes and phones home to a similar one on your computer. If the service on your computer hasn't received an update in some time (of your choosing), it turns on a solid-state relay wired up to a 12V line from the power supply. In-line with the 12V is a small heating element that ignites a strip of magnesium, which then triggers the pack of thermite sitting above your hard drive.

Naked Bear fucked around with this message at 20:38 on Apr 13, 2016

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



Set up a script to run at an interval 1.5 times as long as you plan to be away. This script is set to delete everything (or at least everything bad) unless you enter a timer reset before the deadline and start it counting down again. So if you expect to be gone a week at a time have it run a 10 day countdown. Throw in a prompt at 24 hours before if you want the reminder.

If you're stashing on USB drives just encrypt the volume with bitlocker or veracrypt or something.

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus
You see this is the wrong idea. You're dead. You no longer give a gently caress nor will you ever have to hear about it ever again.

Waroduce
Aug 5, 2008

ded posted:

You see this is the wrong idea. You're dead. You no longer give a gently caress nor will you ever have to hear about it ever again.

Excuse me I believe in the good lord and saviour jesus christ and that we shall come back, giving glory to God


Tell me have you heard the good news

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

Waroduce posted:

Excuse me I believe in the good lord and saviour jesus christ and that we shall come back, giving glory to God


Tell me have you heard the good news

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xxaPtYP5uo

Seat Safety Switch
May 27, 2008

MY RELIGION IS THE SMALL BLOCK V8 AND COMMANDMENTS ONE THROUGH TEN ARE NEVER LIFT.

Pillbug

Arc Light posted:

Had an arrangement with one of my soldiers to do this on deployment. If one of us bought the farm, the other would destroy his USB sticks before personal effects were collected for return to next of kin.

Funny the things you need to plan for downrange.

I sort of like the idea of your loved ones combing through your porn after death. They can learn something new about you even during their time of grief.

Maybe keep the USB stick in a drawer and take it out to look at one picture a week or so, to keep the memory of you fresh in their minds.

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
"Oh I see our beloved NAKED BEAR was a collector of Riley Reid anal videos."

Odradek
May 23, 2007

Don't hate me because I'm cute

Syrian Lannister posted:

prolly national counter terror center

(Hi NSA WIZZO)

Yep. BTW - no OPSEC violation. I checked before posting.

LostCosmonaut
Feb 15, 2014

Waroduce posted:

Excuse me I believe in the good lord and saviour jesus christ and that we shall come back, giving glory to God


Tell me have you heard the good news


P sure Jesus already knows about your midget porn

Hannibal Rex
Feb 13, 2010

Naked Bear posted:

Create a phone app that runs as a background service. The service wakes itself every few minutes and phones home to a similar one on your computer. If the service on your computer hasn't received an update in some time (of your choosing), it turns on a solid-state relay wired up to a 12V line from the power supply. In-line with the 12V is a small heating element that ignites a strip of magnesium, which then triggers the pack of thermite sitting above your hard drive.

Midjack posted:

Set up a script to run at an interval 1.5 times as long as you plan to be away. This script is set to delete everything (or at least everything bad) unless you enter a timer reset before the deadline and start it counting down again. So if you expect to be gone a week at a time have it run a 10 day countdown. Throw in a prompt at 24 hours before if you want the reminder.

Now we know why they called it Dead Hand.

Mr. Mambold
Feb 13, 2011

Aha. Nice post.



holocaust bloopers posted:

"Oh I see our beloved NAKED BEAR was a collector of Riley Reid anal videos."


LostCosmonaut posted:

P sure Jesus already knows about your midget porn

I lolled

ManMythLegend
Aug 18, 2003

I don't believe in anything, I'm just here for the violence.

NSA WIZARD posted:

HELLO FRIEND. YOU HAVE INTERESTING PORNOGRAPHY HABITS.

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



ded posted:

You see this is the wrong idea. You're dead. You no longer give a gently caress nor will you ever have to hear about it ever again.

I don't have to bother my executor with handing volumes of porn, he just has nice blank or randomized drives. He's a good dude and if he's handling my estate he's having a bad enough day already; I can help by doing some garbage collection from beyond the grave. :ghost:

Midjack fucked around with this message at 03:20 on Apr 14, 2016

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

Waroduce posted:

Delete my browser history after I die

PookBear
Nov 1, 2008

I wonder if Caro's jailers found his SA posts.

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
The Russians did, and they know he has contact with brown Moses. Caro's gonna get a brain chip while "reintegrating", come back a Russian Manchurian candidate, ask BM if he wants the exclusive first interview, and cap him. :tinfoil:

Calvin Johnson Jr.
Dec 8, 2009
what the gently caress

Nerdlord Actual
Apr 14, 2007

Awaken to your true self with Wisconsin Potatoes
Grimey Drawer

Slim Pickens posted:

The Russians did, and they know he has contact with brown Moses. Caro's gonna get a brain chip while "reintegrating", come back a Russian Manchurian candidate, ask BM if he wants the exclusive first interview, and cap him. :tinfoil:

good thing BM's got the skinny on that poo poo from Russian facebook or whatever.

Frosted Flake
Sep 13, 2011

Semper Shitpost Ubique

And Google Earth.

LostCosmonaut
Feb 15, 2014

Cold War CIA would've killed for an Otvaga account.

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe

LostCosmonaut posted:

Cold War CIA would've killed for $50 and a box of Cohibas

The Shep
Jan 10, 2007


If found, please return this poster to GIP. His mothers are very worried and miss him very much.
Caro, let's box buddy.

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

The Shep posted:

Caro, let's box buddy.

inshallah

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer

The Shep posted:

Caro, let's box buddy.

you're really floyd mayweathering this boxing challenge

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


I highly doubt Caro got much in the torture department. Once they realized that they had a severely mentally ill American in custody they probably backed off a bunch, and waited to use him as a bargaining chip. I'm sure it wasn't at all pleasant but probably oodles better than captured rebels get.

FlyingCowOfDoom
Aug 1, 2003

let the beat drop
Late to the party but Holy poo poo. Wow, just wow.

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Destro
Dec 29, 2003

time to wake up
no news of Kevin Dawes via google really in the past week so anyone know whats going on with him?

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