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Destro posted:no news of Kevin Dawes via google really in the past week so anyone know whats going on with him? hes dead again
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Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:hes dead again the CIA was finally able to carry out their plans for him
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Destro posted:the CIA was finally able to carry out their plans for him Years of malnutrition and no dental hygiene means they've had to spend a good amount of time fixing his teeth first before they can go back and plant the microphones and tracking devices in his molars.
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Apr 27, 2016 15:07
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What if he emerges and he's all super buff and sane? Like they fed him nothing but mass gainer and his jail cell was a full fledged planet fitness, also they snuck anti-psychotics into his PWO drink?
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MurderBot posted:What if he emerges and he's all super buff and sane? Like they fed him nothing but mass gainer and his jail cell was a full fledged planet fitness, also they snuck anti-psychotics into his PWO drink? Then I guess shep is gonna get his rear end whooped.
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Mr. Nice! posted:Then I guess shep is gonna get his rear end whooped. 
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MurderBot posted:What if he emerges and he's all super buff and sane? Like they fed him nothing but mass gainer and his jail cell was a full fledged planet fitness, also they snuck anti-psychotics into his PWO drink? I'd watch that movie.
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there will probably be a caro movie and I will probably watch it I just hope there are periods where he is seen at a computer writing insane poo poo to brown moses
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Apr 27, 2016 16:10
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It's all a reverse Manchurian Candidate move to get the ultimate brainwashed CIA hitman close to Edward Snowden.
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Mr. Mambold posted:I'd watch that movie. This sounds like the first portion of that hosed up Korean movie Old Boy.
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Caro is dead and has been dead in years. However, while being tortured in that Syrian death camp he befriended a young Syrian rebel and told him his life story. Convinced that his torturers were working with the CIA, Caro never revealed that he was an American to them. Instead he suffered in silence until his inevitable death from the frequent beatings and malnutrition. While facing his own imminent execution at the hands of a firing squad, this Syrian rebel lied and told them that he was the American journalist named Kevin Dawes. The ruse worked on them and it saved his life. Word was passed up to the Syrian government that they had an American hostage and the State Department began negotiating his release. The CIA knew this wasn't the real Kevin Dawes, but they wanted him anyway. He was exactly what they needed. A desperate man that was willing to fight and could be honed into a weapon against ISIS then sent out into the world to solve mysteries one hug at a time.
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I want to see a movie where an investigative journalist tries to puzzle out the connections between Caro, the CIA, Brown Moses, Vile Rat, Goonswarm, and the never ending cornucopia of madness and stupidity that flows from these forums. He'll gradually lose his own sanity throughout the film as he refuses to accept that reality is just this loving stupid and he keeps diging deeper and deeper. In the end his family will burst into his den and find him huddled in the middle of a mess of papers, maps, and diagrams linking RoyOfCA's suicide to a death trap zipline to some dude seen carrying a printer through town to...
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Third World Reggin posted:there will probably be a caro movie and I will probably watch it this is why they are killing Glen on TWD
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Delizin posted:Caro is dead and has been dead in years. However, while being tortured in that Syrian death camp he befriended a young Syrian rebel and told him his life story. Convinced that his torturers were working with the CIA, Caro never revealed that he was an American to them. Instead he suffered in silence until his inevitable death from the frequent beatings and malnutrition. Keep going, I'm almost there.
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MurderBot posted:What if he emerges and he's all super buff and sane? Like they fed him nothing but mass gainer and his jail cell was a full fledged planet fitness, also they snuck anti-psychotics into his PWO drink? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ExitLAP6F9U
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How the gently caress did this chick (i think) get into Syria to fight with the kurds and Caro didn't https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qoqds4LV9RI&t=375s Destro fucked around with this message at 03:04 on May 3, 2016 |
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Destro posted:How the gently caress did this chick (i think) get into Syria to fight with the kurds and Caro didn't She's not suffering from crippling paranoid delusions?
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FOURTH WAVE LESBRO posted:She's not suffering from crippling paranoid delusions? oh i don't know, watching her talk i think she might have a couple here and there
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If Jason Rezaian got to go to the White House Correspondent's Dinner this year, I wonder what Caro's gonna get to do when he lands stateside? Aside from a massive debriefing.
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kelvron posted:If Jason Rezaian got to go to the White House Correspondent's Dinner this year, I wonder what Caro's gonna get to do when he lands stateside? he'll prolly be breaking cigarettes in half to use as nickles
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kelvron posted:If Jason Rezaian got to go to the White House Correspondent's Dinner this year, I wonder what Caro's gonna get to do when he lands stateside? His passport yanked and a lifetime supply of meds, hopefully.
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Thanks to Caro, it's likely someone had to explain what Goons In Platoons is to Obama.
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"It's an Internet forum of broken, sad, but otherwise spirited men who discuss Katy Perry's breasts, fawn over photos of dogs using a non-traditional spelling of the word, and tell each other to suck their dicks from the back."
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holocaust bloopers posted:"It's an Internet forum of broken, sad, but otherwise spirited men who discuss Katy Perry's breasts, fawn over photos of dogs using a non-traditional spelling of the word, and tell each other to suck their dicks from the back." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1K_zoAX2MYU
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holocaust bloopers posted:"It's an Internet forum of broken, sad, but otherwise spirited men who discuss Katy Perry's breasts, fawn over photos of dogs using a non-traditional spelling of the word, and tell each other to suck their dicks from the back."
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holocaust bloopers posted:"It's an Internet forum of broken, sad, but otherwise spirited men who discuss Katy Perry's breasts, fawn over photos of dogs using a non-traditional spelling of the word, and tell each other to suck their dicks from the back." Source cause I lold
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dear guys debriefing obama please tell him he was a p. good president especially being a funny dude about all the dumb poo poo surrounding him and that biden needs to do one last burnout in his trans-am on the whitehouse lawn, thx in advance
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also ask him to overrule Hulk Hogan's decision against Gawker, because of his behavior on 9/11
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Mr. President I need you to give me 7 improves and 7 sustains for your presidency by 0800 tomorrow k thx
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holocaust bloopers posted:"It's an Internet forum of broken, sad, but otherwise spirited men who discuss Katy Perry's breasts, fawn over photos of dogs using a non-traditional spelling of the word, and tell each other to suck their dicks from the back." And obviously he's down with that and lurks. Hello Mr. President, I love you (no homo).
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Nostalgia4Infinity posted:And obviously he's down with that and lurks. If he lurks that last bit in parenthesis isn't gonna fool him
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Nostalgia4Infinity posted:And obviously he's down with that and lurks. Booblord Zagats posted:If he lurks that last bit in parenthesis isn't gonna fool him Hello Mr. President. I didn't vote for you, but I think you did a ok job.
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Nostalgia4Infinity posted:And obviously he's down with that and lurks. Be honest, he's not a bear but you'd lay Barry. He's a handsome man.
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:Be honest, he's not a bear but you'd lay Barry. He's a handsome man. I would prefer Michelle but Obama is baller as gently caress so I think I would gain a bunch of street cred by association
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:Be honest, he's not a bear but you'd lay Barry. He's a handsome man. I heard long and skinny is good for anal c/d please
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Mr. Nice! posted:I heard long and skinny is good for anal c/d please Yes you'll love it with your delicate and destroyed guts. It's well understood that Navy dong is "tuna-can-esque"
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Caro was a false flag
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I found zyr
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Captivity's treated Caro well.
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Two Finger posted:I found zyr Huge hands, sausage fingers. Rip yo drat dick off
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