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This is compounding by the fact that Somethingawful.com is an original social network website of the internet (before
major things like Facebook and even Myspace). Many older internet users and even celebrities can be found on
somethingawful.com and many use pen names or internet handles or the names of family members, just to acquire an
account officially, not even as an internet handle (the bill is not billed to Miley Cyrus, but her stage name, or one of her
handlers).

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What about a secondary cypher on the end of the content management system of Somethingawful? Published text shows
that the web developer programmer of Somethingawful.com was both a genius and fairly crazy. With the code routinely
breaking down on searches and displaying the text ìSomeone stole your trees.î This coder by the internet name ìRadiumî
has a wide variety of urban legends associated with him including having written a programming language himself.

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a lot of stuff is missing here. The complete deconstruction of the pay 4 ideas system on
somethingawful.com or how the IT security of the website uses multiple obfuscation tactics, sever
errors, and even a rootkit in the programming language its written in (potentially). This box in a box in
a box. Sleeper cell within a sleeper cell. Darknet hideout, with darkne hideout, filtering into the
mainstream is very hard to reverse engineer mentally without a team of forensic psychiatrists. Im just
one person. There are details missing in this stuff that is important. But the message and moral of this is
meant to be sane.

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Dear Katherine, I am sorry if I caused you serious worry. I was writing nonsense for fun as you often
do as well on the internet or text message. You and I started dating because of the pickup line about
ìhey baby ru looking 4 insemination ;-)î or something disgusting like that. You also told me you'd call
the police on me and I stopped messaging you, and then you rigged your okcupid profile to be my 98%
match so I could not ignore you, you admit this to my family at dinner saying ìHe made me chase himî.
I have never been out to victimize you or possess you only help you overcome your issues, some of
which I;'ve identified with through empathy not relation. I read and write a lot on the internet as you
know it is my career. I was writing nonsense for fun and took it too far.

I must tell you I love you
regardless of your life choices and hold no grudge anger or jealousy for you saying you are loving one
of my childhood teammates from tribes and that he has a larger penis than my small penis and that I am
disgusting etc and that you organized and endorsed my attempted murder. AS it is all fictional on the
internet and unverifiable without subpoena of somethingawful's forums which were rigged by radium
to malfunction specifically for that reason, also the programming language the forums are on was
rigged as well h3h3 very elite. I support anyone you are attached to but somethingawful forums and
internet culture were part of my childhood. So was social shaming and being controversial. I am sorry
my controversial nature spilled over into your life. I figured you'd relate because you are a FYAD
regular. I do not own a gun nor do I believe in their usage or killing or physical violence. Ever. I am a
practicing Zen Buddhist pacifist, with an emphasis on self defense and just war theory. I believe in
personal responsibility, charity, empathy, and socialized/free everything in abundance through
technology. I would never harm you or your friends and family and I truly treasured my time with you
all. Im very saddened you could not be honest with me or yourself or even your doctors about your
online lifestyle. And it sucked my friends had to tell me you were ìcucking me with a black man, and
all my tribes childhood friends, and you did porn, and were a neo nazi eugenics slutî on the darknet. I
hope it was all gossip and lies.

I especially enjoyed mowing your moms front yard and taking care of
your brother. I'm sad I cant be part of that but I hope you can forgive me and allow me to participate in
the e-culture I helped seed and grow and evolve. I have been working in internet e-culture and e-sports
for over 20 years now. It is as much my life as it is yours.

Regardless of lowtax's fake troll on my
reregistration which is largely garbage as you have just as many accounts as I do over your 18 years of
posting on SA (soemthing awful).

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I thank stephen harper for this gently caress YOU MOTHER FUCKER JAIL RUINS PPLS LIVES U
PRIVILEGED BITCH PERMANENT CRIMINAL RECORDS MAKE U UNEMPLOYABLE AND
STUCK IN THE CASTE SYSTEM OF POVERTY gently caress YOURSELF IF YOU ENDORSE THIS
poo poo IDC IF UR KID GOT SHOT MURDERED RAPED ETC gently caress YOU FOR SOCIAL
VINDICTIVENESS IN A VIOLENT OR ANTI-SOCIAL WAY

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what if you can give people panic attacks and seizures through socially pressuring internet memes and
indirect communication while remaining anonymous and protected (see adbusters article on fascism
and maintaining a thug castle)