Security Fuckup Megathread - v12.2 - you have slammed your dick in the car door

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Su-Su-Sudoko: Oct 25, 2007; what stands in the way becomes the way

grnd floor

spankmeister posted:

i put forth a proposal for a new gang tag for the thread:

# ¿ Apr 8, 2016 19:37

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# ¿ May 22, 2024 08:40

Su-Su-Sudoko: Oct 25, 2007; what stands in the way becomes the way

computer toucher posted:

what the hell are you talking about?

wikipedia, probably

# ¿ Apr 9, 2016 17:53

Su-Su-Sudoko: Oct 25, 2007; what stands in the way becomes the way

i want a tag too but i guess that's not happening (but thanks if it does??)

# ¿ Apr 9, 2016 23:26

Su-Su-Sudoko: Oct 25, 2007; what stands in the way becomes the way

tag check

e: not yet i guess

# ¿ Apr 10, 2016 18:55

Su-Su-Sudoko: Oct 25, 2007; what stands in the way becomes the way

coffeetable posted:

https://wicg.github.io/webusb/

good idea

# ¿ Apr 10, 2016 20:27

Su-Su-Sudoko: Oct 25, 2007; what stands in the way becomes the way

computer toucher posted:

I have an android phone from work that I installed Amber weather wodget on. it had something like 10 million dl's so I thought it'd be legit.

well, the latest update installed this poo poo:

loving android piece of trash god damnit. an app can update itself to hijack your charging screen.

resetted the whole thing and I'm not installing anything on it anymore.

a while back my phone started to have a second lockscreen when charging,
complete with ads, and some sort of "powercharge" feature or somethnig

turns out the touchpal keyboard added it because android

# ¿ Apr 27, 2016 17:54

Su-Su-Sudoko: Oct 25, 2007; what stands in the way becomes the way

Parallel Paraplegic posted:

The space shuttle main computer's software is one of the few computer programs mathematically established to not have any bugs in it

i want to know more

# ¿ Apr 29, 2016 07:26

Su-Su-Sudoko: Oct 25, 2007; what stands in the way becomes the way

Wiggly Wayne DDS posted:

saw a new one - uppercase letter every 8th character

how does one even come up with that

# ¿ May 2, 2016 15:38

Su-Su-Sudoko: Oct 25, 2007; what stands in the way becomes the way

ultramiraculous posted:

10. Cannot match any of the previous 24 passwords used.

lol

# ¿ May 2, 2016 22:19

Su-Su-Sudoko: Oct 25, 2007; what stands in the way becomes the way

Parallel Paraplegic posted:

I always yank at the card slot vigorously before any transaction

uh
text me?

# ¿ May 3, 2016 16:55

Su-Su-Sudoko: Oct 25, 2007; what stands in the way becomes the way

Trabisnikof posted:

i was kinda amazed that there are creepy stalkers out there dedicated enough to stalk multiple people. i always figured stalkers only targeted one person, but nope some somehow find the time to follow multiple people on cross country speaking and music tours. the scheduling alone must consume a decent amount of their stalking time

the travelling stalker problem

# ¿ May 4, 2016 21:34

Su-Su-Sudoko: Oct 25, 2007; what stands in the way becomes the way

atomicthumbs posted:

It's 2016 and we're using our gigaflops on this.

also bitcoin

# ¿ May 9, 2016 18:00

Su-Su-Sudoko: Oct 25, 2007; what stands in the way becomes the way

spankmeister posted:

intelliJ more like dumbtellij

idiotellij

# ¿ May 11, 2016 22:06

Su-Su-Sudoko: Oct 25, 2007; what stands in the way becomes the way

Ur Getting Fatter posted:

everyone knows that those servers are faking their buffer overflows.

lol

# ¿ May 16, 2016 21:24

Su-Su-Sudoko: Oct 25, 2007; what stands in the way becomes the way

OSI bean dip posted:

i'm the 53-year secure encryption

i'm mr wizard

# ¿ May 16, 2016 22:58

Su-Su-Sudoko: Oct 25, 2007; what stands in the way becomes the way

pseudorandom name posted:

Samsung shipped a bunch of phones with a world-writable char device that let you mmap arbitrary kernel memory so lol

wait what

# ¿ May 20, 2016 07:00

Su-Su-Sudoko: Oct 25, 2007; what stands in the way becomes the way

vOv posted:

here's a post about it

lomarf

# ¿ May 20, 2016 08:17

Su-Su-Sudoko: Oct 25, 2007; what stands in the way becomes the way

Trabisnikof posted:

the needed proof of dumb

tturns out it was u!!

# ¿ May 20, 2016 22:17

Su-Su-Sudoko: Oct 25, 2007; what stands in the way becomes the way

Rufus Ping posted:

cool so it's just the map function

but that doesn't sound as cool!!

# ¿ May 22, 2016 16:14

Su-Su-Sudoko: Oct 25, 2007; what stands in the way becomes the way

Wild EEPROM posted:

I meant to say firstlast.ly

Parallel Paraplegic posted:

so it's firstly.ly?

# ¿ May 24, 2016 07:49

Su-Su-Sudoko: Oct 25, 2007; what stands in the way becomes the way

browsers can add content to the clipboard on events
https://github.com/dxa4481/Pastejacking

# ¿ May 25, 2016 09:13

Su-Su-Sudoko: Oct 25, 2007; what stands in the way becomes the way

it's more of a question of what he should do with all the poop that's being flung at him, imo

# ¿ May 30, 2016 15:57

Su-Su-Sudoko: Oct 25, 2007; what stands in the way becomes the way

Power Ambient posted:

suicide is always an option, until the evil AI simulates you billions of times and tortures you

# ¿ May 31, 2016 17:08

Su-Su-Sudoko: Oct 25, 2007; what stands in the way becomes the way

we have this in sweden and it works well as far as i can tell (which is not far)
https://www.bankid.com/en/

# ¿ Jun 1, 2016 16:11

Su-Su-Sudoko: Oct 25, 2007; what stands in the way becomes the way

Triglav posted:

is sweden still trying to get rid of physical cash to push ppl to use banking more?

uh idk but i've handled cash exactly once the past five months

# ¿ Jun 1, 2016 16:22

Su-Su-Sudoko: Oct 25, 2007; what stands in the way becomes the way

surebet posted:

stealing this from the kickstarter thread:

200$

im the bitcoin in "Secure Online Activities"

# ¿ Jun 1, 2016 16:43

Su-Su-Sudoko: Oct 25, 2007; what stands in the way becomes the way

bicycle posted:

KeePass 2 Update Check, vulnerable to a MitM

https://bogner.sh/2016/03/mitm-attack-against-keepass-2s-update-check/

Thinking of ditching keepass just because of that quote alone tbh

hahah wow

# ¿ Jun 2, 2016 11:23

Su-Su-Sudoko: Oct 25, 2007; what stands in the way becomes the way

spankmeister posted:

anybody have a recommendation for a browser with a good adblocker for android? Adblock browser hasn't been updated in a while and ads are slipping by more and more

you can install ublock origin in firefox for android

# ¿ Jun 8, 2016 07:47

Su-Su-Sudoko: Oct 25, 2007; what stands in the way becomes the way

Captain Foo posted:

lol has evolved into lmao!

# ¿ Jul 8, 2016 16:17

Su-Su-Sudoko: Oct 25, 2007; what stands in the way becomes the way

ChickenOfTomorrow posted:

then lomarf at level 219

# ¿ Jul 8, 2016 21:33

Su-Su-Sudoko: Oct 25, 2007; what stands in the way becomes the way

Phone posted:

alright, I'm on my way to becoming less of a security gently caress up and I'm picking up 1password after I flatten my win7 box.

problem is that it looks like my only sync option is Dropbox because I have a Windows machine, a Mac, and an iSteve. I only say that because someone here linked an article about Dropbox being super excited about getting access to the kernel a few months back.

am I just being a paranoid weirdo? is there a better option I'm not thinking of?

i just have my vault in my google drive and haven't had any problems

# ¿ Jul 15, 2016 20:20

Su-Su-Sudoko: Oct 25, 2007; what stands in the way becomes the way

Snapchat A Titty posted:

The Danish health research body SSI sent a couple discs containing diagnoses & other health data for p. much everyone in Denmark unencrypted by mail (intended for the national statistics agency), and they were accidentally delivered to a private Chinese company

idiots.

article via google translate

nice!!!

# ¿ Jul 20, 2016 18:56

Su-Su-Sudoko: Oct 25, 2007; what stands in the way becomes the way

Jimmy Carter posted:

solid talk from HOPE this year was: how normals think technology works

key takeaways: an unsurprising portion of the population thinks that the internet is completely wireless, and somehow involves satellites.

People trust Snapchat because they can see things disappearing therefore they are gone, but hand them Signal which is end-to-end encrypted and WOAH I CAN SEE MY ENTIRE CHAT HISTORY THAT KIND OF LOOKS LIKE SOMETHING THE GOVERNMENT WOULD HAVE

edit hell yeah here's the video http://livestream.com/internetsociety2/hopeconf/videos/131364104

this is rly good, thanks

# ¿ Jul 30, 2016 19:39

Su-Su-Sudoko: Oct 25, 2007; what stands in the way becomes the way

bobfather posted:

Out of curiosity, why is that?

afaik v6 is a beta that's very beta-y

# ¿ Oct 2, 2016 12:03

Su-Su-Sudoko: Oct 25, 2007; what stands in the way becomes the way

Westie posted:

my colleague resorted to referencing every element in HTML/JavaScript using classes because he couldn't find the '#' character on his keyboard

NICE!

# ¿ Oct 12, 2016 09:14

Su-Su-Sudoko: Oct 25, 2007; what stands in the way becomes the way

pr0zac posted:

samy is my hero

# ¿ Oct 27, 2016 16:47

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# ¿ May 22, 2024 08:40

Su-Su-Sudoko: Oct 25, 2007; what stands in the way becomes the way

goddamnedtwisto posted:

what the gently caress is it with people thinking aspergers is a get out of jail free card?

spergs are in general known for their pranks

# ¿ Oct 29, 2016 11:16

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