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what if you die while you're still preparing your awesome death? what if you die while preparing your awesome death and you're the king of upper and lower nile? what will the other pharaohs think?? "Here lies Hastyhotep - arrived too early wherever he went" DeepQantas fucked around with this message at 12:41 on Apr 10, 2016 |
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- So what were you doing when you died? - Having a heart attack |
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Apr 11, 2016 10:57
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Door locked... windows barred... poison gas coming from the vents... spiked ceiling slowly descending... scorpions are getting angry... Great. Mom was right when she said I'd die in the office. |
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Apr 11, 2016 11:02
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- So where was the body? - Uhh, in the walk-in freezer. - How ironic, looks like the chef got ch... - No wait, I had the map upside down. It was in the bathroom. YEAAAAAHHH |
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Apr 12, 2016 06:56
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He died as he lived... choking on a pretzel |
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Apr 12, 2016 10:34
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Died while just hanging out with hoodlums what a mediocre way to go Jesus :/ |
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Apr 13, 2016 10:23
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Swimming upstream, caught by a bear |
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Apr 13, 2016 22:46
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This was supposed to be a routine maintenance EVA. Alas, one little slip and here I am, slowly floating into the dark void of space and the TV reporter keeps asking stupid questions instead of letting me listen to my favourite song... |
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Apr 16, 2016 11:28
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treasure bear posted:i hope my death is an elaborate setup for a unique and otherworldly pun Cop 2: is that written in blood? Cop 1: yea, but what does it say? Cop 2: "Hello" ?? Cop 1: 
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May 9, 2016 11:40
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