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Mr.Tophat
Apr 7, 2007

You clearly don't understand joke development :justpost:
Glass ceilings.

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Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Women's face covered in jizz

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

Mr.Tophat posted:

Glass ceilings.

You meant to say glass floors. It's not a ceiling for men.

Mr.Tophat
Apr 7, 2007

You clearly don't understand joke development :justpost:

amityville anus posted:

You meant to say glass floors. It's not a ceiling for men.

I stand by what I said.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Borrowed Ladder posted:

humongous boobs

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

Mr.Tophat posted:

I stand by what I said.

As a man you should stand on what you said then.

Carmant
Nov 23, 2015


Treadmill? What's that? Is that some kind of cake?


Hey, Professor Shark, did you get your PhD. From a school of fish? Lol.

feller
Jul 5, 2006


amityville anus posted:

You meant to say glass floors. It's not a ceiling for men.

amityville anus posted:

As a man you should stand on what you said then.

use ur brain amigo

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
Women without makeup.

A ILL BREAKFAST
Jun 9, 2007

*unsheathes katana*
silken dragonball z button ups

The_Angry_Turtle
Aug 2, 2007

BLARGH
Bloatees: Those dumb chinstrap beards fat guys grow to give themselves some semblance of a jawline

Vintage BMWs that cost a fortune to maintain which the stupid owner justifies by mumbling about "the soul" even though they only ever drive it in stop and go rush hour traffic

TheWeepingHorse
Nov 20, 2009

Trilbies. Neckbeards. Cargo shorts. Sword collections. W40K figurines. Bodybuilding. HAM radio. Mid-life crisis cars. Petty intermale status jockeying. Many aspects of stripping, i.e. pole dancing can be awesome as a thing unto itself, but strippers specifically have to do other stupid poo poo in order to generally earn more.

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

cool and good posted:

use ur brain amigo

No thanks I'll use the stairs this glass floor's giving me the willies

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem
Actresses

The_Angry_Turtle
Aug 2, 2007

BLARGH
"This is Pure. Driving. Pleasure."
-a guy driving 25mph to the mechanics so he can pay ten grand for a single engine bearing

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
That dark-masscara-around-the-eyes-so-you-appear-to-be-a-junkie look

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem

amityville anus posted:

No thanks I'll use the stairs this glass floor's giving me the willies

(See, but if women are standing on the glass ceiling... and women are known to wear skirts...)
:j: :j: :j:
:D :cawg: :jerkbag:

a very large fish
Oct 18, 2012
if my office is any indication then i'd say working hard without endlessly complaining about bullshit.

The_Angry_Turtle
Aug 2, 2007

BLARGH
I can't actually think of many things that aren't the obvious neckbeard trappings. As they get older most guys seem to have their home furnishing and clothing decisions dictated to them by their wife or girlfriend.

Warm und Fuzzy
Jun 20, 2006

Ourselves

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
cut cocks

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem
Any Car, Boat, or Plane

Sports Knowledge

:reject:

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



anal gape

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

Dinosaurmageddon posted:

(See, but if women are standing on the glass ceiling... and women are known to wear skirts...)
:j: :j: :j:
:D :cawg: :jerkbag:

Hmm I like your idea we can just make the floor below the glass one made out of a mirror so I can still look down on them for the same effect.

lidnsya
Nov 14, 2007
<img src="https://fi.somethingawful.com/customtitles/title-lidnsya.jpg"><br>All aboard the sleepy train!
man buns, thinkgeek t-shirts

Scudworth
Jan 1, 2005

When life gives you lemons, you clone those lemons, and make super lemons.

Dinosaur Gum

Rosalind posted:

Dick pics.

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe
Civil War reenactments

Danny LaFever
Dec 29, 2008


Grimey Drawer
Trains

Pen Expers
May 3, 2006

Pillbug
Truck Nutz

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



vaginas... yuck!

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
crew neck sweat shirts look hella dapper if you know how to wear them op

they're super in right now, it's called normcore you lout

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

spending all your money on some kind of hobby you can never share with anyone

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot

Business Gorillas posted:

vaginas... yuck!

end thread

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT
a hand full of raw meat

meet girls at the store
Nov 4, 2002
Basketball shorts, every day, for every occasion.

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot

TheNinjaScotsman posted:

Basketball shorts, every day, for every occasion.

lol if you can't appreciate guys wearing clothes that accentuate their dongs in public :dong:

jeff smisek
May 18, 2009


Why do all fats look the same?

A ILL BREAKFAST
Jun 9, 2007

*unsheathes katana*
most things that help u identify a person require being able to see there bone structure

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Business Gorillas posted:

vaginas... yuck!

Women's BUttholes

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AmyTheeStallion
Sep 11, 2011
The world they've created.

Their faces.

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