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gingrich
May 26, 2007

i'm the osiris of this shit
comically oversized circus tits

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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

gingrich posted:

comically oversized circus tits

:agreed:

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
fleshy scrotums with those low hanging nuts

Fellbat
Feb 23, 2014
I was obviously gonna say fedoras but then Wikipedia told me that they started as a women's fashion and it's like when are mras gonna have a 'Solent green is people!' moment about that.

MY PALE GOTH SKIN
Nov 28, 2006


meow

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot
I do not trust the weak and feeble hands of a woman to make a sandwich for my filthy maw

embykins
Jul 4, 2009
- goatees
- hoodies and ball caps at the gym
- sandwiches from gas stations
- anything from Cabela's

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot
get the hell out of my kitchen

embykins
Jul 4, 2009
putting on tomorrow's clothes the night before so you don't have to change in the morning because that will look fresh and clean after eight hours of cold sweats and post video game playing tremors

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot
I think that's less a man thing as a goon thing

Honky Dong Country
Feb 11, 2015

embykins posted:

- sandwiches from gas stations

Wawa. Checkmate, nerd. :smugbert:

embykins
Jul 4, 2009

Honky Dong Country posted:

Wawa. Checkmate, nerd. :smugbert:

A gas station sandwich should never be an option.

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot
I'm going to kickstart an invention that dispatches someone to beat up anyone who posts about Wawa

embykins
Jul 4, 2009
Coon hats at pow wows

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
any time i see the word wawa i just think the poster is crying :qq:

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
the action scenes of every single movie

Salem Saberhagen
Feb 23, 2009
"innie" vaginas, frank frazetta paintings, their own ball sacks.

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it
Guys gettin greased up and doing the splits.

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
WWE

A CISHET SHITLORD
Sep 10, 2014

LOURDE OF THE SHITS
Pillbug

embykins posted:

putting on tomorrow's clothes the night before so you don't have to change in the morning because that will look fresh and clean after eight hours of cold sweats and post video game playing tremors

I think you typed "video game" when you meant "heroin" because most people don't have that reaction to electronic entertainment systems

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem

ScorpioMajesty posted:

The suffering of others!

wrong

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
wtf is an "innie" vagina

is that the butthole

Kmlkmljkl
Sep 21, 2014


AT NIGHT I GET SO LONELY I JERK IT FURIOUSLY TO THE SIMS
socks & sandals

actually only dads think that's cool

The Biscuit
Jul 2, 2007
Half of everything is luck.

Kmlkmljkl posted:

socks & sandals

actually only dads think that's cool

just lol if you haven't worn socks with sandals.

opus111
Jul 6, 2014

crabcakes66 posted:


sportball teams

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

I don't know if it's still YLLS standard issue, but I've never met a woman who's actually thought Clarks Desert Boots looked good

Most of the ones I've asked have been over-the-top negative about them

I stopped wearing them

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem
Gun, knife, and hunting trophy collections.

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49
Pictures of you holding a dead fish

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug
dick bulges and speedos

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
i like trough style urinals

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

*sammich

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Wolf pelts draped over the shoulders

down n out
Sep 16, 2008

Nap Ghost
Dead animal heads mounted on the wall

Laserface
Dec 24, 2004

Women in G-strings

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe
Joe Namath replica jersey

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

Professor Shark posted:

I don't know if it's still YLLS standard issue, but I've never met a woman who's actually thought Clarks Desert Boots looked good

Most of the ones I've asked have been over-the-top negative about them

I stopped wearing them

Chukkas? I've always thought they looked kind of weird like it cant decide if it wants to be boots or shoes

Dr. Dogballs Jr.
Jun 9, 2014

the angriest sex machine

The Biscuit posted:

just lol if you haven't worn socks with sandals.

my dad wears cutoff denim shorts with white tube socks and birkenstocks every summer :sigh: hes too old to care

content: that beard photo montage

Khorne
May 1, 2002
Somewhere between 35% and 40% of their audience is female in the year 2016.

Eliuxz
Mar 28, 2016

Silk boxer shorts..

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Strategic Tea
Sep 1, 2012


Actually, can I change my answer to this? Ew

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