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No Shield Melee
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Kaz, what should I do. Tell me like you used to
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Average Bear
Apr 4, 2010
Dork Sucks Pee.

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Average Bear
Apr 4, 2010
Getting AIDS for DSIII.

Average Bear
Apr 4, 2010
*scribbles notes down furiously*

Average Bear
Apr 4, 2010
I'm going to use a VPN to unlock this game early.

Average Bear
Apr 4, 2010

net cafe scandal posted:

That's not legal.

Call the cops.

Average Bear
Apr 4, 2010
Stop spoiling me!

Average Bear
Apr 4, 2010
GMG, give me my key!

Average Bear
Apr 4, 2010
I'm playing this when I get home from retard class.

Average Bear
Apr 4, 2010
I can't take this...

Average Bear
Apr 4, 2010
Is it possible to unlock this game in an hour using a VPN from california???

Average Bear
Apr 4, 2010
This is the longest hour of my life.

Average Bear
Apr 4, 2010
Thirty minutes. Make sure to stretch.

Average Bear
Apr 4, 2010

Rest days are just as important.

Average Bear
Apr 4, 2010
Retard 3

Average Bear
Apr 4, 2010
Me rn

Average Bear
Apr 4, 2010
I want to run a small video game business that breaks street dates for my best customers. That's my dream, anyway.

Average Bear
Apr 4, 2010

NickRoweFillea posted:

Yours isn't doing it? I got a call yesterday from the girl (ftw) at Gamestop to remind me of the midnight release.

His name?

Average Bear
Apr 4, 2010

In Training posted:

They only do it if enough people preorder and they said they missed it by 2 or 3 units. I offered to preorder 3 copies and then cancel them tomorrow but that didn't fly lol

lol cmon

Average Bear
Apr 4, 2010
This is the last minute historians will date as Before Dark Souls 3.

Average Bear
Apr 4, 2010
Steam has been utterly crushed and I can't download the last 1% lol.

Average Bear
Apr 4, 2010
It will speed up. Mines got 1 minute left after telling me 3 hours.

but I installed on an ssd so maybe thats it?

Average Bear
Apr 4, 2010
Its done. See you in Lothric.

Average Bear
Apr 4, 2010
I keep getting crashes when I look at the sky in the post-tutorial area :(

Average Bear
Apr 4, 2010
The game is really full of crashes everywhere. Cmon. I can't even go down a certain stairwell without crashing every time.

Average Bear
Apr 4, 2010
This game is kicking my rear end

Average Bear
Apr 4, 2010

Larry Parrish posted:

Gah. I just want to get home from work already :emo:

When you do get on, turn your lighting on low. If you still get crashes, choose knight as a starting class.

Average Bear
Apr 4, 2010

net cafe scandal posted:

*black goo snake monster explodes out of slurpee machine*

Muhammad: Allah! Larry! Do something this instant!

Larry: Hyuk, Hyuk! It's Larry's time to shine!

Lol

Average Bear
Apr 4, 2010
The controller doesn't buzz when you get summoned anymore.

Average Bear
Apr 4, 2010

HolePisser1982 posted:

up to 40 ratings on my Could this be a soup? message, in front of an early game soup. all those heals have been really handy

lol

Average Bear
Apr 4, 2010
The third boss is some great co-op. Instant summoning and a really really fun boss.

Average Bear
Apr 4, 2010
Plutonis tell your neighbors in the favelas to stop summoning me.

Average Bear
Apr 4, 2010
These bosses are amazing. Not a bad one yet.

Average Bear
Apr 4, 2010

01011001 posted:

ive died a ton because ive been doing 100% ashen estus

You can restore health from message votes. Let memes sustain your quest.

Average Bear
Apr 4, 2010
Watch out fellas, sometimes the game sets lighting back to max for no reason.

Average Bear
Apr 4, 2010

goferchan posted:

I'm in the settlement now are there any cool STR weapons I should keep an eye out for or any that I might have missed on the wall? I'm still using my starter mace and I want something with a little more heft

You can turn any weapon into a str weapon with a heavy stone.

Average Bear
Apr 4, 2010
Beat my first lord of cinder B)

Average Bear
Apr 4, 2010

net cafe scandal posted:

Every multiplayer instance of another player in my game world moves around floating in an unanimated neutral pose. When I get summoned to other worlds every player as well as bosses do this too. Dafuq

Its because they're all in Uruguay.

Average Bear
Apr 4, 2010
Ugh so if you don't find an npc before a certain level they die and you can't get them anymore. I hate things like that.

Average Bear
Apr 4, 2010

net cafe scandal posted:

Does anyone know how to unlock the door near the jail cell in the first area. It's the one place I can't seem to access

In which area

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Average Bear
Apr 4, 2010

Bobnumerotres posted:

the axe lol

also, my review of the smouldering lake: god why

You can use the trees for cover. Look where the pain is coming from.

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