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Mar 18, 2011

Benny D posted:

My other thread is riddled with spoilers. This is a safe zone for everyone avoiding spoilers to talk about their game in progress :D

I originally planned to do most progress before first death contest, but this game doesn't have a first death achievement (unless they add one in the day 1 international patch) and its sorta tough to just go on the honor system. That being said, I think it would be fun to compile a list of everyone's first death! Please tell us where you died along with a screenshot of your YOU DIED screen (if you can) and I'll keep it up to date below.

:siren: PLEASE DON'T SPOIL poo poo OR POST UNSOLICITED ADVICE. IF SOMEONE ASKS FOR ADVICE, BE AS VAGUE AS POSSIBLE THANKS :siren:

Let's get hype. 50ish more hours

Nobody is going to lie about their first death on this forum. Everyone who posts here is a good person

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net cafe scandal
Mar 18, 2011

Lol

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Mar 18, 2011

Benny D posted:

It's really loving good but they're apples and oranges tbqh.

Edit it's actually more like granny smith vs hneycrisp

Those two apples are comparable.

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Mar 18, 2011

I like to stick to soft fruits.. mango's, etc.

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Mar 18, 2011

In Training posted:

Yeah. Soft fruits. Like your boyfriend.

:bravo:

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Mar 18, 2011

Benny D posted:

Cool non spoiler stuff:

No more armor upgrading
Enemies drop their whole armor set if they had one instead of tha one piece at a time poo poo

PErfect game

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Mar 18, 2011

Benny D posted:

There are references to 2 that poke fun at it

No way..

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Mar 18, 2011

it would be awesome if Miyazaki hated DS2 as much as me

net cafe scandal
Mar 18, 2011

Let's all get in shape... no more loving around. Let's get ripped

net cafe scandal
Mar 18, 2011

I'm 6'2 and 200 pounds of lean muscle and I beat every Dark Souls game and mod a small Internet forum

net cafe scandal
Mar 18, 2011

Tfw you're 2 situps into a set and you hear a dark spirit invade your world.

net cafe scandal
Mar 18, 2011

It's the PCuck version that doesn't unlock til 6pm eastern

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Mar 18, 2011

Us PCucks are always getting cucked.

net cafe scandal
Mar 18, 2011

Black Baby Goku posted:

they never found the guy did they?

Lmao

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Mar 18, 2011

Lunchmeat Larry posted:

I've dreamed about playing the opening of this game every night for the last four nights and I'm never going to admit that anywhere else.

Aldrich, Yhorm and the Abyss Watchers are incredibly badass

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Mar 18, 2011

Average Bear posted:

I'm going to use a VPN to unlock this game early.

That's not legal.

net cafe scandal
Mar 18, 2011

In Training posted:

I don't know what this means. Going in completely blind here

Oh I thought he was talking about the badass CG opening that they released a month or two ago

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Mar 18, 2011

tumor looking batty posted:

we're all going to get jacked for the summer time and have sex

Oh hells yeah, Im gonna have even more sex.

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Mar 18, 2011

Black Baby Goku posted:

I can't wait to workout and get in shape because of this game and post my before and after fits

Post your gains in teh Dota thread

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Mar 18, 2011

a Loving Dog posted:

i just want today to be over im debating sleeping all day

Im gonna do that too.

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Mar 18, 2011

I thought it was 6pm... It was SUPPOSED. To be 6 PM!!!!!!! AaaaaaaRRRGHH *throws ham and cheese lunchables*

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Mar 18, 2011

I'm gonna make an unbeatable character whos good at everything.

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Mar 18, 2011

Tfw you wake up at 2pm instead of 5pm like you planned...

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Mar 18, 2011

150 min left

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Mar 18, 2011

rediscover posted:

I'm a retard who can't read and I thought my GPU was going to arrive today but actually what they meant is there shipping it today. gently caress my life

:sympathy:

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Mar 18, 2011

I'm going Quality/Faith and my AIDS is such that I've already planned a SL125 build down to every stat for pvp

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Mar 18, 2011

Fungah! posted:

this very much. i'm gonna find the biggst weapon i can and just gently caress poo poo up

Theres some big honking weapons in this game

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Mar 18, 2011

Facts could you please change that thread title to "Dark Souls III" and slap Genocyber in the back of his tiny head.

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Mar 18, 2011

frank.club posted:

Rename it to Salt and Sanctuary Ripoff

@FactsAreUseless

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Mar 18, 2011

Let's meme this bitch

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Mar 18, 2011

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Mar 18, 2011

Wolbachia reminds me of Garmonbozia

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Mar 18, 2011

Holy crap this updating thing looks like its gonna be mad long.. might sneak in a pre workout shower and do my gaming in a luxurious Zara bathrobe. Chow!

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Mar 18, 2011

Im proabbly gonan choose a lore accurate name.

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Mar 18, 2011

I had to delete my local content cus i hosed up my download somehow. Fail lol. Probs not gonna play for another hour.

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Mar 18, 2011

scary ghost dog posted:

unfortunately its just which name you see

Dafuq. Whihc name shows up for other people then

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Mar 18, 2011

Im gonna take a hot long shower, slip into my expensive bathrobe, and hope that all the problems with the game are solved after.

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Mar 18, 2011

Penning an executive order - YOu dont have to do twenty sit ups every time you drink Estus.

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Mar 18, 2011

Game is working perfectly for me. Had to turn down a lot of settings for a good framerate, however.

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Mar 18, 2011

Holy crap.. I havent done any of the exercises yet. Ive died three times to Space Godzilla.

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