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The Something Awful Forums > Main > BYOB: BYOB BYOB BOYB BBOY YOBB YBOB BBYO?? > itt we invent bad cocktails
 
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lmbo calrissian

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some coconut creme some coconut creme som coconut creame some coconut crem

* # ¿ Apr 10, 2016 02:42
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# ¿ May 21, 2024 12:32
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lmbo calrissian

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DOPE FIEND KILLA G posted:

1 part whole milk
1 part butter
1 part canned salmon
3 part bourbon
garnish with crumbled oyster crackers as desired
i call it the liz wiz special

a nice cocktail twist to a classic soup mix!

* # ¿ Apr 12, 2016 00:04
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lmbo calrissian

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men are my passion
the office

2 oz office water
1 oz sweat
1 oz spit
1 oz lemon
1 oz zima
1 oz fern juice
1 oz fake vase water
1 oz smoothie residue
1 oz tears
1 oz pee
1 oz dead skin flakes (face)
1 oz dandruff
1 oz feet
2 oz socks

* # ¿ Apr 12, 2016 00:07
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lmbo calrissian

i'm into fashion
men are my passion

Robot Made of Meat posted:

I'm guessing you've never heard of "Meat Straws."

Is that also code for something in the bar?

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lmbo calrissian

i'm into fashion
men are my passion
i would like a single plum floating in perfume served in a man's hat

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lmbo calrissian

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men are my passion

DraconicImpulse posted:

The Trump
what you will need:

- tequilla
- lime juice
- triple sec
- sea salt
- a lime
- ice
- cocktail shaker

Cut the lime up a bit and use it to wet the rim of the glass. Put the rim of the glass in the salt so that the glass is salted. Fill a cocktail shaker about 2/3 of the way up with the ice. Pour in a shot or two of the tequilla into the shaker. Add 1 shot of the triple sec. Squeeze the lime into the shaker. Shake the hell out of the thing. Pour the mixture into the glass.

Now build a wall between you and the margarita and make the bar pay for it.

I have a friend, he says this drink is very good, he's a very good friend, he's great

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