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Horace Kinch

The Sandman

2 oz sand
1 oz sawdust
2 oz gravel
3 oz triple sec


The Sandgria

1 Sangria
1 cup of sand


The Adam Sandler

Remove the tape from a VHS of Billy Madison. Fill with a mixture of vinegar and sugar at a 2:1 ratio. Seal the VHS, shake well, and bury it in your backyard for one week.
Dig up the VHS, open it, pour slowly into a margarita glass rimmed with sand. Add sand to taste.


Sand

5 oz sand

Horace Kinch fucked around with this message at 23:08 on Apr 12, 2016

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