itt we invent bad cocktails

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The Something Awful Forums > Main > BYOB: BYOB BYOB BOYB BBOY YOBB YBOB BBYO?? > itt we invent bad cocktails

Hello Meow

The Mom

1 bottle gin

# ¿ Apr 11, 2016 18:34

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# ¿ May 21, 2024 15:06

Hello Meow

The Not-So-Quiet Riot

1 cup melted chocolate chips
1/2 cup vinegar
1/2 cup heavy cream
500 ml rum

Combine in blender, fill to top with ice, blend until chunky.
Serve in highball glasses

Hello Meow fucked around with this message at 19:08 on Apr 11, 2016

# ¿ Apr 11, 2016 19:05

Hello Meow

The Bad Idea

order a margarita and a white russian
drink both down to half, then combine in either glass

# ¿ Apr 11, 2016 19:07

Hello Meow

Jellidelic posted:

my dad

1 part vodka
one part feeling like maybe you did ok after all

# ¿ Apr 13, 2016 07:11

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