itt we invent bad cocktails

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City of Glompton

The Itchy and Scratchy

2 oz scotch
1 tsp Hellfire & Brimstone Itching Powder

shake; strain, serve in a tumbler over ice.

garnish with a sprig of poison ivy

thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

# ¿ Apr 10, 2016 18:04

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City of Glompton

the diner counter

2 oz coffee liquor
4 oz watered down fountain Coca Cola

garnish with toast crumbs, a glop of Heinz from a glass bottle, torn straw wrappers and a sprig of parsley

# ¿ Apr 11, 2016 22:05

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