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Bacon Taco

Now with extra narwhal meat!
HAIKOOLIGAN
The Cemented Mixer

1 shot glass Baileys
2 drops lime juice
1 squeeze contact cement

Stir until it curdles into cottage cheese, then dig out of the shot glass with your tongue. Thankfully the contact cement will seal your facehole so you can't consume another one.



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Bacon Taco

Now with extra narwhal meat!
HAIKOOLIGAN
Leaded and Unleaded

4 oz Flint river water
Splash of 92 octane unleaded (76 or Exxon)
1 oz espresso
1 oz decaf coffee
Fill remainder of glass with generic drugstore whiskey sold in a plastic bottle

Repeat until memory fades



Bacon Taco

Now with extra narwhal meat!
HAIKOOLIGAN
The Glory Hole

Liberal application of salt
Knox unflavored gelatin
2 oz tapioca or boba
1 oz blue curacao
3 oz Malibu rum
Fresh man juice from the local adult bookstore (to taste)

Don't forget the pink umbrella!



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