Senator Sprinkles posted:

And on the other hand, there's stupid bullshit that nobody should even think twice about that scares the bejesus out of some of us! For instance, my dumb rear end is scared of hallways that have heavy doors that open outward into them, like in schools and some office buildings. What if I'm walking down the hallway and somebody suddenly opens a door too fast and it donks me in the noggin real hard?! To this day, when walking near heavy, outward-opening doors I tense up whatever arm is closest to the door (as if my feeble triceps are going to stop the concussion I just know I'm gonna get) and give them a really wide berth.