CAPT. Rainbowbeard posted:

Actually, the Republicans were the liberal party till about the 60's.

MariusLecter posted:

Rich, coming from a loving Canadian.

take your cannuck buddy, Ted Cruz back.

Internaut! posted:

Ivor Biggun posted:

Christianity good, islam bad. I'm not sure what you don't get about that?



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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Just to let you know that this guy, Matt Walsh, believes in force institutionalizations of transgender population

Stinky_Pete posted:

You will get a kick out of this.
“We treat this world of ours as though we had a spare in the trunk.”
A cowboy named Dickie was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous pasture in Montana when suddenly a brand-new 2016 BMW advanced toward him out of a cloud of dust. The driver, a young man in a Brioni ® suit, Gucci® shoes, RayBan® sunglasses and YSL® tie, leaned out the window and asked the
cowboy, "If I tell you exactly how many cows and calves you have in your herd, will you give me a calf?"

Dickie looks at the man, who obviously is a yuppie, then looks at his peacefully grazing herd and calmly answers, "Sure, why not."

The yuppie parks his car, whips out his Dell® notebook computer, connect it to his Apple i phone, and surfs to a NASA page on the Internet, where he calls up a GPS satellite to get an exact fix on his location which he then feeds to another NASA satellite that scans the area in an ultra-high-resolution photo .

The young man then opens the digital photo in Adobe Photoshop® and exports it to an image processing facility in Hamburg, Germany...

Within seconds, he receives an email on his Apple iPad® that the image has been processed and the data stored. He then accesses an MS-SQL® database through an ODBC connected Excel® spreadsheet with email on his Galaxy S5® and, after a few minutes, receives a response.

Finally, he prints out a full-color, 150-page report on his hi-tech,miniaturized HP LaserJet® printer, turns to the cowboy and says, "You have exactly 1,586 cows and calves."

"That's right. Well, I guess you can take one of my calves," says Dickie.

He watches the young man select one of the animals and looks on with amusement as the young man stuffs it into the trunk of his car.

Then Dickie says to the young man, "Hey, if I can tell you exactly what your business is, will you give me back my calf?"

The young man thinks about it for a second and then says, "Okay, why not?"

"You're a Congressman," says Dickie, "for the U.S. Government."

"Wow! That's correct," says the yuppie, “but how did you guess that?"

"No guessing required." answered the cowboy. "You showed up here even though nobody called you; you want to get paid for an answer I already knew, to a question I never asked. You used millions of dollars’ worth of equipment trying to show me how much smarter than me you are; and you don't
know sh*t about how working people make a living - or about cows, for that matter.
This is a herd of sheep.”

“Now give me back my dog.”

AND THAT FOLKS IS WHAT THE PROBLEM IS.

Uziduke posted:

Dreddout posted:

You know if he gets sued or someshit he will just get a gofundme.

Conservative whining is quickly becoming a billion dollar industry.

Dreddout posted:

The funniest part is the computer will take their job anyway, raised wage or no.

Internaut! posted:

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Ivor Biggun posted:

It's literally Jesus at the Last Supper talking about fulfilling a prophecy with his death. Taking that line out of context implies that you or your audience haven't actually read the bible.

Internaut! posted:

hahaha is this true

Cymbal Monkey posted:

This one is actually super loving upsetting, imagine being those kids.

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Tricky D posted: