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I'm glad Southerners aren't allowed to live how they want, considering they want to own slaves and betray their country.
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Apr 12, 2016 15:06
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The first guy to come up with making fun of Obama's name: By calling him "Obongo," I can be dismissive of everything he's done, without committing myself to any actual statements which can be disproved later! It's foolproof!
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Apr 12, 2016 17:24
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The Republicans love to point out that the Democrats used to be racists, but they always leave out the part where all the racist Democrats left to join the Republican party and took it over.
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Apr 12, 2016 22:01
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Apr 13, 2016 18:57
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 This and the previous image sent to me by Trump supporting coworkers.
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Apr 13, 2016 18:58
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Professor Shark posted:Is there a place I can go to read about Corrupt Hillary that isn't a complete cesspool? This election is cool because it looks like the extremes are the only good candidates: Sanders for everything he is, and Trump because he won't actually do the crazy stuff (?) but might actually do good stuff like back out of the TPP There is no way Trump is not the greater danger. Either by being a completely clueless buffoon, or by being a clever demagogue.
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Apr 13, 2016 22:04
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I hate yankees posted:lol just lol at people who think trump is an idiot or a racist I don't think he's an idiot.
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Apr 13, 2016 22:13
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I hate yankees posted:you should make more choose your own adventure things imo Thanks! Yeah, if I had free time to do a CYOA I'd be doing one right now. I hope to do one soon.
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Apr 13, 2016 22:16
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Stinky_Pete posted:Hey! Read the thread title and get back with the program! Oh right I forgot where I was. Trump is going to fix the economy with his business sense!
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Apr 13, 2016 22:35
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The second amendment protects all the other amendments. Weekely shooting sprees are the price of freedom.
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Apr 14, 2016 10:27
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A liberal and a conservative were walking down the street together when they saw a thug in a hooded sweatshirt coming toward them from the opposite direction, The conservative wanted to cross to the other side of the street but the liberal said "profiling is wrong, we should give this urban youth the benefit of the doubt." Sure enough no sooner did they get within arm's reach of the thug than he pulled a knife on the pair and demanded they give him their wallets. The liberal pissed his pants and started to cry before handing over his wallet, but the conservative stood his ground, pulled out his concealed carry pistol and shot the mugger dead on the spot. "How could you!" cried the ungrateful liberal "don't know know that peace is the answer?" "I agree, peace is the answer," said the conservative "and thanks to my gun we have it."
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Apr 14, 2016 14:54
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A pen and an inkwell were arguing over who was more important. "Without me," said the pen, who was a liberal "the writer could not write his beautiful poems that bring joy to the whole world." The inkwell, who was a conservative, just shook his head and smiled knowingly "don't you see," he said, "without me, you'd have no ink to spend on those beautiful poems?"
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Apr 14, 2016 15:19
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Once upon a time there was a conservative fox who was hungry and saw a bunch of grapes on a high branch. He tried with all his might to reach the grapes, but after hours of effort came to nothing, he realized the grapes were liberals and he didn't want them any more.
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Apr 14, 2016 15:43
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Once upon a time there was a conservative dog who was very proud of a bone he'd just found. He was on his way to bury it safely when he happened to pass by a river and notice his reflection in the water, thinking it was another dog. Seeing that the other dog also had a bone, he became jealous and started to bark "give me that bone!" but when he opened his mouth to bark, his own bone fell out of his mouth and into the river where it was washed away for ever. "Hey, that other dog stole my bone!" said the dog "and now he's lost both of them!" "He must have been a liberal!" the dog grumbled angrily before stomping away.
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Apr 15, 2016 16:53
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Internaut! posted:conservatives are really into memes this cycle Unironically agree with this one (that Huffpo is pandering garbage). Hypocrisy deserves to get called out regardless of political affiliation, IMO.
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Apr 19, 2016 04:02
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:https://twitter.com/mattwalshblog/status/722263160317734912 *gets beat up by another dad also enforcing bathroom segregation in the ladies' room*
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Apr 19, 2016 13:58
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Hector Beerlioz posted:A liberal muslim homosexual ACLU lawyer professor and abortion doctor was teaching a class on Karl Marx, known atheist  This is the most amazing patriotic thing I've ever read.
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Apr 19, 2016 15:31
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So was he about to press the button, but then picked up the rag to mop his brow instead?
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Apr 19, 2016 17:39
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akulanization posted:CAPTAIN CONSERVATIVE has two right hands dingus. Like any ~*tru*~ conservative he disdains anything left wing. Oh, of course! But then why is the more conservative of the two choices on the left?
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Apr 19, 2016 17:44
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Common core looks like a load of horseshit to me.
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