akulanization posted:

This is so TRUE. We live in a land of TAKERS. Instead of giving our wealth to those subhuman nig coo urban youths, we need to keep it where it will do the most good. In the hands of RESPONSIBLE CONSERVATIVES, you know, the people whose ideas and work ethic made the money in the first place.

And while I'm here I need to complain about the decay of morality in this country, by treating the faggots as a protected class instead of the filth that they are the have been able to spread out of control. I was in the capitol bathroom today, and I solicited or participated in no less than 5 horrible immoral sex acts in a twelve hour period. There was nothing I could do, if I hadn't gone cooperated the PC police would have put me in a FEMA camp for "sensitivity training" by which they mean brainwashing for the GAY AGENDA. Afterwards I went into the women's room and claimed that I was transgendered very loudly if anyone tried to remove me, I have the pictures to prove it. The state of our once great nation under the latest Ape in Chief brings tears to my eyes my friends.

InterFaced posted:

hail satan

Applewhite posted:

I don't think he's an idiot.

Applewhite posted:

A liberal and a conservative were walking down the street together when they saw a thug in a hooded sweatshirt coming toward them from the opposite direction,

The conservative wanted to cross to the other side of the street but the liberal said "profiling is wrong, we should give this urban youth the benefit of the doubt."

Sure enough no sooner did they get within arm's reach of the thug than he pulled a knife on the pair and demanded they give him their wallets. The liberal pissed his pants and started to cry before handing over his wallet, but the conservative stood his ground, pulled out his concealed carry pistol and shot the mugger dead on the spot.

"How could you!" cried the ungrateful liberal "don't know know that peace is the answer?"

"I agree, peace is the answer," said the conservative "and thanks to my gun we have it."

Fergus Mac Roich posted:

if you get money back it means you gave the government an interest free loan

mdm posted:

Jim Bob

CAPT. Rainbowbeard posted:

No, that's too moderate and reasonable. You need to be more bombastic and also imply that birth control is the work of Lucifer Morning Star, First of The Fallen.

Uziduke posted:

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

https://twitter.com/catwahler/status/728240958244954112

Tricky D posted:

I wonder what the most conservative solution is for having roughly 30 million unemployable service workers due to automation.

Philthy posted:

Well, and the fact it's coming with or without a minimum wage. The finance industry paved the way decades ago with ATMs and now a lot of branches are becoming fully automated screens with maybe one or two people staffing a location instead of dozens working shifts.

Philthy posted:

Prorat posted:

It's not that, it's that "progressive" liberals are becoming so extreme that their progression and turned into regression. They are insane now. Liberals today are not the same as liberals 10 years ago.

But don't let them know that or you will be called a racist even if the conversation has nothing to do with race or even people.

Moridin920 posted:

I'm still as radical socialist as I ever have been, but I think Prorat is right and I'm finding myself saying 'faux left bourgie bitch' a lot the last couple years.

The left has a serious image/organization problem. Doesn't help that there isn't a cohesive ideology to rally behind like Marxism was 110 years ago. It obv failed and we need a new model that can work with market economics but no one is doing that because they'd rather call Trump a doodoohead I guess.

Or they've just given up and are pushing for minor reforms to the system that already exists (or they're just nutso Tumblrinas).


Meanwhile somehow Trump is more left than Hillary if you look at the policy positions and ignore the rhetoric. (<-- great way to troll liberals, it's even true)

CAPT. Rainbowbeard posted:

ur not in char ITT

CAPT. Rainbowbeard posted:

I made the mistake of friending a friend of a friend on Facebook who seems to have made it his life's mission to correct me on my evil single payer healthcare-wanting not-dying ways. Hates Trump, but loves Scott Walker and Libertarians. Lives in the suburbs, so he doesn't have to interact with people that are different than him. Really kind of pissing me off.

Sorry for breaking character ITT. I will probably have some real juicy nugs soon.

Tequila Sunrise posted:

Somewhere in the heart of war-torn Syria, or perhaps the deepest jungles of the Congo, there is a single child who is The Most Oppressed Person on Earth. That child, and that child alone, may complain. When this person inevitably passes, a new one shall be appointed. Such as it has always been, such as it will always be.