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Leon Einstein posted:LoB already does this gimmick. Get fresh material. Noting that Clinton can't win the general election is a gimmick now?
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Applewhite posted:There is no way Donald "You won't see another black president for generations" Trump is not the greater danger. Either by being a completely clueless buffoon, or by being a clever demagogue. Hey! Read the thread title and get back with the program! Applewhite posted:I don't think he's an idiot. whew! All these MORANS LIE-beralls thinks that Donald Trump is wrong, but if HE's so wrong about are country, how come your'e RIGHT ideas didn't make any MONAY
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Apr 13, 2016 22:33
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Applewhite posted:A liberal and a conservative were walking down the street together when they saw a thug in a hooded sweatshirt coming toward them from the opposite direction, "That's a Christian corpse," he wisely replied, "because its eyes are still open."
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Apr 14, 2016 22:33
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 What a smart young man. I bet when it snowed he went out with a shovel and EARNED a qucik buck shoveling neighbors' walks!
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Apr 15, 2016 16:47
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I bet it's "John"
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Apr 15, 2016 17:24
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My landlord occasionally sends out e-mails like this to people on his contacts list.email posted:Dear Confidence-monger and Fear-monger propagandist; that is, those with a biased self-interest in perpetuating, spinning, and obfuscating simple, straightforward facts with either Alice-in-wonderland, nothing-of-concern-is-going-on, fact-omitting, rose-colored glasses or apocalyptic, the-world-is-going-to-end-as-you-know-it, dooms-day viewpoints, please consider a few objective, altruistic, credible reality-checks from an impartial Reality-monger. Then it's just a bunch of links. headlines posted:The April Emergency The Fed Doesn't Want You To Know About (video clip) I don't know where he gets a lot of his stuff, but he does get a lot of anti-fiat, anti-Fed, anti-fractional-reserve fluff from people who turn out to be selling, rather than buying, gold and silver. I think it's because he has a mortgage that he entered into with his ex-fiancee and is now stuck in? Stinky_Pete fucked around with this message at 17:37 on Apr 15, 2016 |
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Apr 15, 2016 17:26
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CombineThresher posted:It's amazing how many hateful conservatives are made by relationship issues that they can't get over and project onto everything around them. For all the (accurate) talk about how permanently butthurt the social justice crowd is, these guys are so much worse. Luckily this guy is pretty benign and quick to say "I only listen to the specific thing I think someone is knowledgeable about and the other stuff doesn't matter" when I bring up some notable quotables about this or that crank that he gets his confirmation bias from. I'm finally going to ask him why the websites talking about how the dollar is going to tank relative to gold and silver, are selling gold and silver rather than buying. It all started when he linked me to the most benign sites of them all, Peak Prosperity, which has some informative videos about degrowth and our exponentially increasing use of energy and the pressing need to stop depending on liquid fuels, but also applies the same reasoning to inflation, which is misleading because there's no cap on how much currency we can have, and if in 100 years a sandwich costs a hundred dollars, I think we'll manage. The only problem to address there is sticky wages. But he takes all these narratives from all over and sticks them together to suggest that the Fed is enslaving us with taxes that pay for our national debt and it's "owned by the bank cartel," because banks have to keep a dividend-paying deposit with their regional Fed branch, even though they get no direct voting power form it. And all of this is supposed to come down to "it's such bullshit that they can create loans without giving up money from their profits." But like, they're still on the hook for the actual cash on that loan and it counts toward their reserve ratio. Basically he relies on the concept of the Fed to say that the entire banking system is secretly all the same entity, and if a bank gives a loan the cash should come from their profits. Oh right, the thread: MY HARD WORK built the shirt on my back and now THUGS want to take that away? nO
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Apr 15, 2016 21:31
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Ah yes, the one day out of the year when people pay taxes. Who actually waits for the deadline? I just file my return when I get my W-2, and associate "tax season" with getting cashback. Are libertarians so incompetent with finance and payroll forms that they end up owing every tax day? Stinky_Pete fucked around with this message at 21:17 on Apr 18, 2016 |
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Apr 18, 2016 21:14
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Hector Beerlioz posted:The arrogant professor smirked quite Jewishly and smugly replied "4.6 billion years, you stupid Christian" This is when I knew the story was going to be the best possible story. Anyway, back to our regularly scheduled programming... Pantsuit!
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Apr 19, 2016 19:35
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Oscar Wild posted:God has 15 minutes to knock our atheistic civil-liberty-minded professor off his box, or else it will be established beyond doubt that God does not exist. *removes nose from glass* hmm, yes, a nice Professor/student with notes of Albert Einstein. The oaky marine quality of the punch makes for a nice bloom, and the implication that an all-powerful God can be too busy to do something really brings the flavor together. A+
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Apr 19, 2016 22:28
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Oscar Wild posted:Is pro life. um no she shoud just get a job to pay for the babys if she want to have the sex which makes babys (if it is sex which dos not make babys she shuod not do it)
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Apr 19, 2016 23:30
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Xotl posted:I like how, just with real terrible political copypasta, you can see where people have begun editing it in an attempt to make it funnier/more on point and failed miserably. I can't tell if this makes it better, or worse. I like reading them like a mad libs, like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmhA1CxUnzc
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Apr 20, 2016 01:26
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Don't get electrocuted by putting your plug in the toilet, trannies Not anymore! 
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Apr 22, 2016 17:20
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Tricky D posted:How will what start? The United States of America outlawing Christians like it always does
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Apr 22, 2016 19:28
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Tarkus posted:No, but I think it's unfair to paint men as the great enemy to women and their rights. Right, like how it's unfair to paint Italian Americans as the great enemy to the prohibition effort as well as other Mafia-related things Oh right the thread, I mean, a wop took my daddy's job which is an AFFRONT to the free market!
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Apr 25, 2016 18:08
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This should anger you 12 grand a month! Makes my blood boil. Spread the word as to who to vote for ! This is why people are supporting TRUMP! From a Florida ER doctor: I live and work in a state overrun with Illegal's. They make more money having kids than we earn working full-time. Today I had a 25-year old with 8 kids - that's right 8, all Illegal Anchor Babies and she had the nicest nails, cell phone, hand bag, clothing, etc. She makes about $1,500 monthly for each; you do the math. I used to say, "We are the dumbest nation on earth," Now I must say and sadly admit: WE are the dumbest people on earth (that includes ME) for we Elected the Idiot Ideologues who have passed the Bills that allow this. Sorry, but we need a Revolution, If the Illegal Immigrant is over 65, they can apply for SSI and Medicaid and get more than a woman on Social Security, who worked from 1944 until 2004. She is only getting $791 per month because she was born in 1924 and there's a 'catch 22' (notch) for her. It is interesting that the Federal Government provides a single refugee with a monthly allowance of $1,890. Each can also obtain an additional $580 in Social Assistance, for a total of $2,470 a month. This compares to a single pensioner, who after contributing to the growth and development of America for 40 to 50 years, can only receive a monthly maximum of $1,012 in Old Age Pension and Guaranteed Income Supplement. Maybe our Pensioners should apply as Refugees! Consider sending this to all your American friends, so we can all be ticked off and maybe get the Refugees cut back to $1,012 and the Pensioners up to $2,470. Then we can enjoy some of the money we were forced to submit to the Government over the last 40 or 50 or 60 years. PLEASE SEND THIS TO EVERY AMERICAN TAXPAYER YOU KNOW Remember too, that all the Syrian refugees will get the same benefits.
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Apr 25, 2016 19:57
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What's a "green" party? Is it a bunch of fags painting themselves green? That's the first thing I thought of because I HATE IT SO MUCH
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Apr 25, 2016 21:12
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Somebody explain what this is referencing please?
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Apr 25, 2016 22:11
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>be stereotype >do anything stereotypical lol
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Apr 27, 2016 19:50
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Internaut! posted:like UMass administrators taking money from this unfortunate creature's parents to spend 4 years telling their daughter her problems are all the fault of the how can there be a patriarchy, if I, a man, have TAXES
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You will get a kick out of this. “We treat this world of ours as though we had a spare in the trunk.” A cowboy named Dickie was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous pasture in Montana when suddenly a brand-new 2016 BMW advanced toward him out of a cloud of dust. The driver, a young man in a Brioni ® suit, Gucci® shoes, RayBan® sunglasses and YSL® tie, leaned out the window and asked the cowboy, "If I tell you exactly how many cows and calves you have in your herd, will you give me a calf?" Dickie looks at the man, who obviously is a yuppie, then looks at his peacefully grazing herd and calmly answers, "Sure, why not." The yuppie parks his car, whips out his Dell® notebook computer, connect it to his Apple i phone, and surfs to a NASA page on the Internet, where he calls up a GPS satellite to get an exact fix on his location which he then feeds to another NASA satellite that scans the area in an ultra-high-resolution photo . The young man then opens the digital photo in Adobe Photoshop® and exports it to an image processing facility in Hamburg, Germany... Within seconds, he receives an email on his Apple iPad® that the image has been processed and the data stored. He then accesses an MS-SQL® database through an ODBC connected Excel® spreadsheet with email on his Galaxy S5® and, after a few minutes, receives a response. Finally, he prints out a full-color, 150-page report on his hi-tech,miniaturized HP LaserJet® printer, turns to the cowboy and says, "You have exactly 1,586 cows and calves." "That's right. Well, I guess you can take one of my calves," says Dickie. He watches the young man select one of the animals and looks on with amusement as the young man stuffs it into the trunk of his car. Then Dickie says to the young man, "Hey, if I can tell you exactly what your business is, will you give me back my calf?" The young man thinks about it for a second and then says, "Okay, why not?" "You're a Congressman," says Dickie, "for the U.S. Government." "Wow! That's correct," says the yuppie, “but how did you guess that?" "No guessing required." answered the cowboy. "You showed up here even though nobody called you; you want to get paid for an answer I already knew, to a question I never asked. You used millions of dollars’ worth of equipment trying to show me how much smarter than me you are; and you don't know sh*t about how working people make a living - or about cows, for that matter. This is a herd of sheep.” “Now give me back my dog.” AND THAT FOLKS IS WHAT THE PROBLEM IS.
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Aralan posted:Idgi if they were all sheep how come the guy gave the congressman his dog, wouldn't the answer have been wrong even if the count was right That's just how confident the wise farmer was that the dumb arrogant liberal would pick the wrong one and accept his challenge as well so that his informative punchline would carry through. A true smart conservative farmer sows his crops and knows how they will come up in advance, you see
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May 4, 2016 22:19
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subhuman filth posted:want to fill my rectum + colon with it "Beef" (esque) franks! In a perfect world there wouldn't be the FDA breathing down our neck and we could label them however we wanted
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May 5, 2016 16:04
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If religion is about controlling people, why do people run the church
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May 5, 2016 16:09
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FlimFlam Imam posted:Here's a Liberal women getting "berned" in real life. gently caress yeah, Trump's America is gonna own. Sounds like a rational actor using the power of a free market to maximize profit for me. The economy works!
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May 5, 2016 20:05
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Holyshoot posted:My bad. I thought this was the ironic conservative thread. It's because the process focuses on why you're doing each step, and what the operation means, in a world where a calculator is in everyone's pocket. The Light Eternal posted:Haha that's just a poorly written test question all around. And WTF happened to writing in red pen? The purple marker poo poo looks ridiculous. Yeah, you're not "making 10," you're getting to 10 "on the way" to 13. It promotes general number sense and the physicist's estimation, of getting to the nearest order of magnitude and working from there. Except NOBAMA tainted the test questions with his George Soros Jeeeewwwwww magic so the kids ain't learnin's poo poo! Only common core I need is the common width of the core of the rod I beat the stupid outta mah kids with!
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May 11, 2016 15:40
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If liberals hate guns so much, how come they love going to war against christmas? war have guns, you see
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Professor Shark posted:Exactly, that billboard is just a warning to workers to shut the gently caress up or else, at least until MacDonald's can perfect their ordering-system (which they're already testing in stores iirc) and they all lose their jobs Obviously the most sustainable thing for workers to do is compete with machines by working for 4, no, 2 dollars an hour
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Tricky D posted:I wonder what the most conservative solution is for having roughly 30 million unemployable service workers due to automation. "sharing" economy they "share" their dignity for money back in my day, young enterprising folks "came out" (can't believe the gays stole that) with shovels when it snowed and Picnic Princess posted:Let see the lying sack of shits that run FB claim they don't inject stories yet their own guidelines talk about injecting stories and they admitted they injected stories about ferguson. The head lying sack of poo poo says they don't have a bias yet the guideline states that a story is valid only if 5 of 10 news sources have it, which only 1 non-liberal news source is part of the 10. But then what do you expect from biases lying sack of shits.
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May 13, 2016 23:43
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He thought he could tricked us but NICE TRY
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Jul 29, 2016 23:30
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If you don't like it you can just move to Porta Rico
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here are some fine ribbings against the libtard capital So as not to be outdone by all the redneck, hillbilly, and Texan jokes, you know you're from California if: * Your co-worker has 8 body piercings and none are visible. * You make over $300,000 and still can't afford a house. * You take a bus and are shocked at two people carrying on a conversation in English. * Your child's 3rd-grade teacher has purple hair, a nose ring, and is named Flower. * You can't remember. . Is pot illegal? * You've been to a baby shower that has two mothers and a sperm donor. * You have a very strong opinion about where your coffee beans are grown, and you can taste the difference between Sumatran and Ethiopian. * A really great parking space can totally move you to tears. * Gas costs $1.00 per gallon more than anywhere else in the U.S. * Unlike back home, the guy at 8:30 am at Starbucks wearing a baseball cap and sunglasses who looks like George Clooney really is George Clooney. * Your car insurance costs as much as your house payment. * It's barely sprinkling rain and there's a report on every news station: Storm Watch. * You pass an elementary school playground and the children are all busy with their cells or pagers. * It's barely sprinkling rain outside, so you leave for work an hour early to avoid all the weather-related accidents. * Both you and your dog have therapists. * The Terminator is your governor. * If you drive illegally, they take your driver's license. If you're here illegally, they want to give you one.
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Ivor Biggun posted:Does his plan involve losing the election? If he loses then it'll be part of his plan to EXPOSE that elections are RIGGED thanks to voter FRAUD Affirmative action pastors smh
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Aug 8, 2016 23:26
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We sure offended those liberals, who are notoriously prudish about sex
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