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Who should be president
	Ron Paul
	Goku

Ivor Biggun: Apr 30, 2003; A big "Fuck You!" from the Keyhole nebula; Lipstick Apathy

CAPT. Rainbowbeard posted:

Actually, the Republicans were the liberal party till about the 60's.

I'm sorry I broke character, guys.

ALL TAXATION IS THEFT

Assuming you're speaking to a Southerner, the correct question is to ask them why Republican president Lincoln hated the South so much he ordered Sherman to destroy as much of it as he could in the war of northern agression.

# ¿ Apr 14, 2016 04:16

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# ¿ May 6, 2024 07:00

Ivor Biggun: Apr 30, 2003; A big "Fuck You!" from the Keyhole nebula; Lipstick Apathy

Rufus T. Turnbuckle posted:

Hey, entitled libtards, want free college? We already offer that in America - it's called the G.I. bill.

Service guarantees citizenship!

# ¿ Apr 15, 2016 02:38

Ivor Biggun: Apr 30, 2003; A big "Fuck You!" from the Keyhole nebula; Lipstick Apathy

Tequila Sunrise posted:

Your Facebook friends are dumb

# ¿ Apr 15, 2016 08:27

Ivor Biggun: Apr 30, 2003; A big "Fuck You!" from the Keyhole nebula; Lipstick Apathy

garfield hentai posted:

A family of a father, mother, teenage son, baby daughter and a dog walk into a talent agency. The father exclaims "boy, do we have an act for you!" The talent agent looked the family over skeptically, then said "you guys don't look like anything special... what exactly is this act of yours?"

The father grins, grabs the baby daughter, and rips her clean in half. He removes a length of intestine, staples it to his son's mouth, and shits in it or something. The mom's also probably masturbating also the dog gets hosed etc etc I don't really feel like writing this out pretend this gets progressively more disgusting.

"Ta-da!" the remaining living family members exclaim as they take a bow.

The talent agent sits there speechless for a while, barely able to process the madness he had just seen. After taking some time to regain his composure, the agent finally says "....well, that sure was one hell of a production. What do you call that act?"

The father answered "the liberals!"

And the name of that baby was Albert Einstein

# ¿ Apr 16, 2016 03:21

Ivor Biggun: Apr 30, 2003; A big "Fuck You!" from the Keyhole nebula; Lipstick Apathy

Tricky D posted:

If evolution is real then why are there still obummer voters?

If evolution is real then why are there still <insert racist stereotype>

# ¿ Apr 17, 2016 10:41

Ivor Biggun: Apr 30, 2003; A big "Fuck You!" from the Keyhole nebula; Lipstick Apathy

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

https://twitter.com/scrowder/status/722139940545372160

Crowder has to be a liberal troll. There's no way a conservative comedian could be that agressively un-funny and still get work.

# ¿ Apr 19, 2016 00:41

Ivor Biggun: Apr 30, 2003; A big "Fuck You!" from the Keyhole nebula; Lipstick Apathy

akulanization posted:

CAPTAIN CONSERVATIVE has two right hands dingus. Like any ~*tru*~ conservative he disdains anything left wing.

Captain Conservative is really Bill the Galactic Hero?

# ¿ Apr 19, 2016 17:52

Ivor Biggun: Apr 30, 2003; A big "Fuck You!" from the Keyhole nebula; Lipstick Apathy

Conservative pwnage

Ivor Biggun fucked around with this message at 19:01 on Apr 19, 2016

# ¿ Apr 19, 2016 18:58

Ivor Biggun: Apr 30, 2003; A big "Fuck You!" from the Keyhole nebula; Lipstick Apathy

Hector Beerlioz posted:

Yes, that is a International Brotherhood of Ewok Wranglers jacket

I had no idea there were other 'wokkers here. Yub Nub my friend.

# ¿ Apr 20, 2016 15:03

Ivor Biggun: Apr 30, 2003; A big "Fuck You!" from the Keyhole nebula; Lipstick Apathy

# ¿ Apr 24, 2016 03:16

Ivor Biggun: Apr 30, 2003; A big "Fuck You!" from the Keyhole nebula; Lipstick Apathy

Aralan posted:

Idgi, is this the idea that some people have where they think the only thing stopping them from descending into a murderous rape frenzy is religion

Christianity good, islam bad. I'm not sure what you don't get about that?

[e]

Ivor Biggun fucked around with this message at 03:43 on Apr 24, 2016

# ¿ Apr 24, 2016 03:24

Ivor Biggun: Apr 30, 2003; A big "Fuck You!" from the Keyhole nebula; Lipstick Apathy

Stinky_Pete posted:

WE are the dumbest people on earth (that includes ME)
for we Elected the Idiot Ideologues who have passed the Bills that
allow this. Sorry, but we need a Revolution,

A Florida ER doctor Who randomly Capitalises Words for EMPHASIS.

Luxury Communism posted:

Yes.

# ¿ Apr 25, 2016 23:01

Ivor Biggun: Apr 30, 2003; A big "Fuck You!" from the Keyhole nebula; Lipstick Apathy

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

# ¿ Apr 26, 2016 02:49

Ivor Biggun: Apr 30, 2003; A big "Fuck You!" from the Keyhole nebula; Lipstick Apathy

# ¿ May 4, 2016 11:14

Ivor Biggun: Apr 30, 2003; A big "Fuck You!" from the Keyhole nebula; Lipstick Apathy

Ibogaine posted:

Awesome. At least here in Germany, I can not remember any US president who caused more ridicule and outright anti-americanism among people from across the entire political spectrum than Bush Jr. Not even Reagan, who was openly despised by all but a few conservatives (most conservatives treated Reagan like a delusional madman).

I think it's a reference to the Saudis knowing their place and not making trouble.

# ¿ May 4, 2016 22:12

Ivor Biggun: Apr 30, 2003; A big "Fuck You!" from the Keyhole nebula; Lipstick Apathy

satanic splash-back posted:

not very many people understand that 2 x 6 = 3 x 2 x 3

What?

# ¿ May 11, 2016 03:21

Ivor Biggun: Apr 30, 2003; A big "Fuck You!" from the Keyhole nebula; Lipstick Apathy

Capntastic posted:

What is the supposed deal with Hillary and benghazi? What is the email scandal? These pictures have led me to believe she used an email to hire killers to murder our guys in Benghazi?

Just asking questions

Hector Beerlioz posted:

I heard hillary is going to paint the white house pink

I heard Hillary will launch nukes whenever she gets her period. Lol chicks, amirite.

# ¿ May 11, 2016 06:33

Ivor Biggun: Apr 30, 2003; A big "Fuck You!" from the Keyhole nebula; Lipstick Apathy

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

https://twitter.com/patriotjewel/status/730491580637806592

God must *really* love China then

# ¿ May 12, 2016 00:06

Ivor Biggun: Apr 30, 2003; A big "Fuck You!" from the Keyhole nebula; Lipstick Apathy

Dreddout posted:

What are they mad at now?

People on the wrong side of history are really mad they lost the homosex debate so they're doubling down on discrimination against the T part of LGBT.

# ¿ May 12, 2016 00:09

Ivor Biggun: Apr 30, 2003; A big "Fuck You!" from the Keyhole nebula; Lipstick Apathy

crabcakes66 posted:

Meh. He just realized there was an untapped market and you don't need to actually be funny to be a conservative comedian.

poo poo dog, I've never been funny. Why aren't people laughing at me?

# ¿ May 16, 2016 03:55

Ivor Biggun: Apr 30, 2003; A big "Fuck You!" from the Keyhole nebula; Lipstick Apathy

safetyStanddown posted:

Wtf does this even refer to? 8 years in the military, and the only difference was a (slightly) different physical fitness test for women, not all that much easier anyway imho

Chowder is all about ethics in physical fitness tests.

# ¿ May 16, 2016 04:02

Ivor Biggun: Apr 30, 2003; A big "Fuck You!" from the Keyhole nebula; Lipstick Apathy

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Is Obama transgender or a pedophile in this cartoon? I'm confused.

# ¿ May 18, 2016 01:16

Ivor Biggun: Apr 30, 2003; A big "Fuck You!" from the Keyhole nebula; Lipstick Apathy

Ork of Fiction posted:

Yeah, did you see the post he did right under that? Ethics?!! Wowza!!
Where do ppl come up with this incredible poo poo?!

Like Robin Williams I steal all my best jokes. This post is going in future_zingers.txt

# ¿ May 18, 2016 01:23

Ivor Biggun: Apr 30, 2003; A big "Fuck You!" from the Keyhole nebula; Lipstick Apathy

Aralan posted:

I looked it up because I was curious what the context was like for that, and it's during the last supper and like right afterwards the apostles go "Hey we've got two swords here between the whole lot of us" and Jesus is all "Yeah that's plenty"

It's literally Jesus at the Last Supper talking about fulfilling a prophecy with his death. Taking that line out of context implies that you or your audience haven't actually read the bible.

Luke 22:36-38 posted:

36 He said to them, �But now if you have a purse, take it, and also a bag; and if you don�t have a sword, sell your cloak and buy one.
37 It is written: �And he was numbered with the transgressors�; and I tell you that this must be fulfilled in me. Yes, what is written about me is reaching its fulfillment.�
38 The disciples said, �See, Lord, here are two swords.� �That�s enough!� he replied.

# ¿ May 22, 2016 00:37

Ivor Biggun: Apr 30, 2003; A big "Fuck You!" from the Keyhole nebula; Lipstick Apathy

# ¿ May 29, 2016 02:58

Ivor Biggun: Apr 30, 2003; A big "Fuck You!" from the Keyhole nebula; Lipstick Apathy

# ¿ Jul 18, 2016 05:58

Ivor Biggun: Apr 30, 2003; A big "Fuck You!" from the Keyhole nebula; Lipstick Apathy

# ¿ Jul 28, 2016 10:12

Ivor Biggun: Apr 30, 2003; A big "Fuck You!" from the Keyhole nebula; Lipstick Apathy

# ¿ Jul 28, 2016 10:15

Ivor Biggun: Apr 30, 2003; A big "Fuck You!" from the Keyhole nebula; Lipstick Apathy

Professor Shark posted:

Obama has to publicly, yet covertly, reveal his allegiance to what Conservatives think is Islam or whatever, it's in the rules or something

Just you wait, on January 19th 2017 he'll be all "surprise motherbitches" and start talking in arabic and confiscating our guns.

# ¿ Jul 30, 2016 23:33

Ivor Biggun: Apr 30, 2003; A big "Fuck You!" from the Keyhole nebula; Lipstick Apathy

Mandator posted:

# ¿ Aug 2, 2016 02:26

Ivor Biggun: Apr 30, 2003; A big "Fuck You!" from the Keyhole nebula; Lipstick Apathy

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

https://twitter.com/mattwalshblog/status/760557421035196418

No blue tick, I'm assuming that account is a parody.

# ¿ Aug 3, 2016 01:32

Ivor Biggun: Apr 30, 2003; A big "Fuck You!" from the Keyhole nebula; Lipstick Apathy

DrPlump posted:

# ¿ Aug 8, 2016 04:11

Ivor Biggun: Apr 30, 2003; A big "Fuck You!" from the Keyhole nebula; Lipstick Apathy

ElGroucho posted:

Just want to remind all you dumbass liberals that Trump definitely HAS A PLAN that you are all just too dumb rear end gently caress to understand

Does his plan involve losing the election?

# ¿ Aug 8, 2016 18:13

Ivor Biggun: Apr 30, 2003; A big "Fuck You!" from the Keyhole nebula; Lipstick Apathy

# ¿ Aug 16, 2016 09:23

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# ¿ May 6, 2024 07:00

Ivor Biggun: Apr 30, 2003; A big "Fuck You!" from the Keyhole nebula; Lipstick Apathy

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

https://mobile.twitter.com/scrowder/status/735106866657693696

Rah! posted:

you moran his name is Che Gayvara every body know's hes gay what are you a LIBERAL and he's the one who started hot pants too i bet you wear them in your prius

Now I want a Che Gayvara shirt

# ¿ Sep 1, 2016 05:02

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