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garfield hentai
Feb 29, 2004
being transgender isn't brave shelling arabs is brave

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garfield hentai
Feb 29, 2004
A family of a father, mother, teenage son, baby daughter and a dog walk into a talent agency. The father exclaims "boy, do we have an act for you!" The talent agent looked the family over skeptically, then said "you guys don't look like anything special... what exactly is this act of yours?"

The father grins, grabs the baby daughter, and rips her clean in half. He removes a length of intestine, staples it to his son's mouth, and shits in it or something. The mom's also probably masturbating also the dog gets hosed etc etc I don't really feel like writing this out pretend this gets progressively more disgusting.

"Ta-da!" the remaining living family members exclaim as they take a bow.

The talent agent sits there speechless for a while, barely able to process the madness he had just seen. After taking some time to regain his composure, the agent finally says "....well, that sure was one hell of a production. What do you call that act?"

The father answered "the liberals!"

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