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oh sure, like these arent constantly booked four months deep by lesbians
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Applewhite posted:Oh, of course! A strong conservative patriotic dad decided to try to un-teach some of the liberal public school lessons his ex-wife had nagged into their mewling communist son. He took his boy out in the woods one day for a hike. "This sucks, dad! Where's my DS?" whined the spoiled, liberal child. "This is better than a DS." His strong, virile father pulled a compass out of his pocket. "Let me show you something", the father typed on a Tumblr comment on his son's blog, because that was the only way to reach him these days. He aimed the compass north. "We all start out here." His stammering son with poor muscle tone rolled his eyes. "Yeah, so?" "Here's where I am. Just a little bit to the right." He turned so that his compass pointed northeast. "See how that wasn't much work at all?" "Now here's what you're doing. Start out facing north", he said to his son. "Now turn to the left. More. Keep going left. More and more. Keep going....STOP." HIs pudgy, godless son was pointing northeast. "Looks like we're both pointing the same direction" said the son. "But did you see how much longer it took you?" said his father.
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Apr 20, 2016 06:18
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Nice to see that the US government has replaced the creator of the Democratic party on the $20 with a pro-gun Republican 
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Apr 21, 2016 11:25
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