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Android Blues

Vynar posted:

can you conditionally invite a Vampire into your home? Like say ask him to come in and play Super Nintendo as long as he does not cause you harm and then like if he tries to bite you he gets flushed out of the home?

god: ha ha this vampire wants to be friends with this person. sweet

*vampire attempts to bite homeowner while they are playing super nintendo*

god: (ejecting vampire from house by means of a great gust of wind) whoa dude not cool

god (hollered, to landowner): sorry broseph, my bad call on that one

me (back and very quietly - He is high up): its okay god

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