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MrWillsauce

I just go into a different room and lock the door because of social anxiety. I can't deal with that. I would call 911 but talking on the phone is a nightmare. So I'll probably just avoid interacting with him as best I can and only leave my room when I know he's out of the house.



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MrWillsauce

jk I pull out a gun and shoot them obvi. Otherwise I'd have to give up my florida residency and that's a huge hassle.



MrWillsauce

these people are crafty.



MrWillsauce

one time I came home late and the intruders had started eating supper without me



MrWillsauce

some villainous poo poo, vymar



MrWillsauce

nah I knew someone who tried that



MrWillsauce

treasure bear posted:

vampires cant enter your house but they can stand around and make annoying noises, theyre awful!

say "I invite you to shut the gently caress up" and then turn on your holy water sprinklers



MrWillsauce

A for effort, google this



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MrWillsauce

me too



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