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little know fact: if an intruder stays in a house for 7 consecutive days without being noticed they are now legally the owners of the house and may evict anyone else living there
actually the current occupants are evicted one by one, so the key is to have a big family or lots of housemates so you have time to recapture the command post
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a car screeched to a halt outside my house, and a guy got out of it, pulled a dead body out of the trunk, and sauntered into my house. i asked him what the hell he was doing and he said the body was his grandmother and he was going to bury her in the back yard. i called the police and explained what happened, and they charged him with braking and interring
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I engage the intruder in mortal combat, eventually vanquishing him and chopping off his head, but then his ski mask explodes and I see my face underneath it and I realize that I was the intruder all along, and also I am dead because I cut my own head off
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