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RumbleFish
Dec 20, 2007

Ehud posted:

Miami gets back to back west coast games so they'll be able to stay out west to mitigate some of the travel

Same for Carolina, they've got an Oakland and Seattle back-to-back.

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D-LINK
Oct 1, 2007

I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.
True, the Chiefs, who barely beat Landry Jones at home at Arrowhead will certainly dominate the Steelers this year

WHOOPS
Nov 6, 2009
Vikings have 5 prime time games and back-to-back Thursday night games. Gross.

Also, all the week 16 games are on Saturday except for 2? Was that known before?

v2vian man
Sep 1, 2007

Only question I
ever thought was hard
was do I like Kirk
or do I like Picard?
the browns don't cross the mississippi lmao

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012


Lol the jags Titans tnf is a tradition at this point

Titans got hosed on the bye again

E: barring injury to mariota I see 6 wins with the with the highest of ceilings being 8

Metapod fucked around with this message at 01:18 on Apr 15, 2016

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Prime time games:

TNF:
Panthers @ Broncos (op)
Jets @ Bills
Texans @ Patriots
Dolphins @ Bengals
Cardinals @ 49ers
Broncos @ Chargers
Bears @ Packers
Jaguars @ Titans
Falcons @ Buccaneers
Browns @ Ravens
Saints @ Panthers
Thanksgiving: Vikings @ Lions, Washington @ Cowboys, Steelers @ Colts
Cowboys @ Vikings
Raiders @ Chiefs
Rams @ Seahawks
Giants @ Eagles

SNF:
Patriots @ Cardinals
Packers @ Vikings
Bears @ Cowboys
Chiefs @ Steelers
Giants @ Packers
Colts @ Texans
Seahawks @ Cardinals
Eagles @ Cowboys
Broncos @ Raiders
Seahawks @ Patriots
Packers @ Washington
Patriots @ Jets
Panthers @ Seahawks
Cowboys @ Giants
Steelers @ Bengals
Broncos @ Chiefs

MNF:
Steelers @ Washington, Rams @ 49ers (late)
Eagles @ Bears
Falcons @ Saints
Giants @ Vikings
Buccaneers @ Panthers
Jets @ Cardinals
Texans @ Broncos
Vikings @ Bears
Bills @ Seahawks
Bengals @ Giants
Texans @ Raiders
Packers @ Eagles
Colts @ Jets
Ravens @ Patriots
Panthers @ Washington
Lions @ Cowboys

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

WHOOPS posted:

Vikings have 5 prime time games and back-to-back Thursday night games. Gross.

Also, all the week 16 games are on Saturday except for 2? Was that known before?

when christmas is on a sunday they play most games on saturdays

Parmesan Basil
Nov 12, 2008

TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

MY NIGGA D-LINK posted:

True, the Chiefs, who barely beat Landry Jones at home at Arrowhead will certainly dominate the Steelers this year

Yes. They will. Thanks for admitting it! :)

Chiefs are going 14-2 this year with Paxton Lynch waiting in the wings! Boom baby!

Paracausal
Sep 5, 2011

Oh yeah, baby. Frame your suffering as a masterpiece. Only one problem - no one's watching. It's boring, buddy, boring as death.
Bills have 3 consecutive home games in December? Gonna get chilly.

Blarfk
Dec 26, 2003

Blarfk posted:

Steelers get the Burfict-less Bengals week 2

But then again they play them in Cincinnati Week 15, so just in time for everyone to get nice and injured going into the playoffs.

Dr Tran
Dec 17, 2002

HE'S GOT A PH.D. IN
KICKING YOUR ASS!
Someone else will post the Chargers schedule, but I don't like it.

Chargers at Browns in December is brutal.
Hopefully at Panthers is flexed.

I smell another 8-8 season.

edit: aw man, Halloween is an away game, so another year without :spooky: on the field

WAMPA_STOMPA
Oct 21, 2010
cards week 1? not sure how to feel

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
One primetime game and it's the game I'm going to against Denver. I like it.

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

Jets have 5 in primetime and a week 11 bye.

They also get Pats at home coming off a bye.

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

i see the rams have no primetime home games, just like the raiders when they played at the colisuem

Parmesan Basil
Nov 12, 2008

TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK
also lol do we really not have a Monday Night game?

D-LINK
Oct 1, 2007

I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.
Oorah, only 4 national games, and only 1 TNF game for once


Parmesan Basil posted:

Yes. They will. Thanks for admitting it! :)

Chiefs are going 14-2 this year with Paxton Lynch waiting in the wings! Boom baby!

Well, the Chiefs haven't won in Pittsburgh since 1986, so they're due

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

whoops nm

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

3 night home games. :suicide:

Parmesan Basil
Nov 12, 2008

TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

MY NIGGA D-LINK posted:

Oorah, only 4 national games, and only 1 TNF game for once


Well, the Chiefs haven't won in Pittsburgh since 1986, so they're due

Well, I shouldn't brag because we won't be the only team waltzing into Heinz getting an easy win!

Shangri-Law School
Feb 19, 2013

quote:

DETROIT LIONS:

@Colts
Titans
@Packers
@Chicago
Eagles
Rams
Redskins
@Texans
@Vikings

Week 10 BYE

Jaguars
Vikings (Thanksgiving)
@Saints
Bears
@Giants
@Cowboys (MNF)
Packers

Looks like the NFL learned its lesson and only gave the Lions one primetime game. But they're getting the Packers at home to end the season, which hasn't happened since... 1993! What the gently caress? :mad:

AradoBalanga
Jan 3, 2013

2016 Giants Schedule (all times EST)

Week 1: 9/11 @ Cowboys (FOX; 4:25pm)
Week 2: 9/18 vs. Saints (FOX; 1:00pm)
Week 3: 9/25 vs. Redskins (FOX; 1:00pm)
Week 4: 10/3 @ Vikings (ESPN; 8:30pm)
Week 5: 10/9 @ Packers (NBC; 8:30pm)
Week 6: 10/16 vs. Ravens (CBS; 1:00pm)
Week 7: 10/23 @ Rams (NFLN; 9:30am, London game)
Week 8: BYE
Week 9: 11/6 vs. Eagles (FOX; 1:00pm)
Week 10: 11/14 vs. Bengals (ESPN; 8:30pm)
Week 11: 11/20 vs. Bears (FOX; 1:00pm)
Week 12: 11/27 @ Browns (FOX; 1:00pm)
Week 13: 12/4 @ Steelers (FOX; 4:25pm)
Week 14: 12/11 vs. Cowboys (NBC; 8:30pm)
Week 15: 12/18 vs. Lions (FOX; 1:00pm)
Week 16: 12/22 @ Eagles (NBC/NFLN; 8:25pm)
Week 17: 1/1 @ Redskins (FOX; 1:00pm)

Blarfk
Dec 26, 2003

Parmesan Basil posted:

Well, I shouldn't brag because we won't be the only team waltzing into Heinz getting an easy win!

Do you really expect this to work against anyone who posts in the football funhouse with any regularity?

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Using that list above, prime time games for each team:

AFC:
5: Patriots, Broncos, Jets
4: Steelers, Texans
3: Colts, Bengals, Raiders, Chiefs
2: Bills, Ravens, Dolphins
1: Browns, Titans, Jaguars, Chargers

NFC:
6: Cowboys
5: Giants, Vikings, Packers, Panthers, Seahawks
4: Eagles, Washington, Bears, Cardinals
3:
2 :Lions, Saints, Buccaneers, Falcons, 49ers, Rams
1:

Kalli fucked around with this message at 01:29 on Apr 15, 2016

D-LINK
Oct 1, 2007

I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.

Parmesan Basil posted:

Well, I shouldn't brag because we won't be the only team waltzing into Heinz getting an easy win!

Your predictions are really good. Like when you predicted the Chiefs would win by 40 in Foxboro. Maybe you should toxx?

Shangri-Law School
Feb 19, 2013

Kalli posted:

Using that list above, prime time games for each team:

AFC:
5: Patriots, Broncos
4: Jets, Steelers, Texans
3: Colts, Bengals, Raiders, Chiefs
2: Bills, Ravens
1: Dolphins, Browns, Titans, Jaguars, Chargers

NFC:
6: Cowboys
5: Giants, Vikings, Packers, Panthers, Seahawks
4: Eagles, Washington, Bears, Cardinals
3:
2 :Lions, Saints, Buccaneers, Falcons, 49ers, Rams
1:

The Cowboys are going to collapse gloriously.

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

Glad the panthers got a week 7 bye week, even happier we face Denver week 1 and Seattle in week 10, the really big games are broken up pretty well which makes a good change.

Parmesan Basil
Nov 12, 2008

TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

MY NIGGA D-LINK posted:

Your predictions are really good. Like when you predicted the Chiefs would win by 40 in Foxboro. Maybe you should toxx?

Toxxes are hard to keep up with! I think I'll just sit back and watch the terrible Steelers get trounced!

Pops Mgee
Aug 20, 2009

People all over the world,
Join Hands,
Start the Love Train!

Cruel and Unusual posted:

Looks like the NFL learned its lesson and only gave the Lions one primetime game. But they're getting the Packers at home to end the season, which hasn't happened since... 1993! What the gently caress? :mad:

Which is cool because the last time that happened, this happened the following week.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qbwiuz9utmI

corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky
oh wonderful the giants are opening against dallas again

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

Kalli posted:

Using that list above, prime time games for each team:

AFC:
5: Patriots, Broncos
4: Jets, Steelers, Texans
3: Colts, Bengals, Raiders, Chiefs
2: Bills, Ravens
1: Dolphins, Browns, Titans, Jaguars, Chargers

NFC:
6: Cowboys
5: Giants, Vikings, Packers, Panthers, Seahawks
4: Eagles, Washington, Bears, Cardinals
3:
2 :Lions, Saints, Buccaneers, Falcons, 49ers, Rams
1:

the jets have 5

that still sounds wrong

v2vian man
Sep 1, 2007

Only question I
ever thought was hard
was do I like Kirk
or do I like Picard?

Parmesan Basil posted:

Toxxes are hard to keep up with! I think I'll just sit back and watch the terrible Steelers get trounced!

sit further back bitch

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Vertical Lime posted:

the jets have 5

that still sounds wrong

Yeah, I missed the loving Saturday night game on December 17th,. So add 1 to the Jets / Dolphins

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

Kalli posted:

Using that list above, prime time games for each team:

AFC:
5: Patriots, Broncos, Jets
4: Steelers, Texans
3: Colts, Bengals, Raiders, Chiefs
2: Bills, Ravens, Dolphins
1: Browns, Titans, Jaguars, Chargers

NFC:
6: Cowboys
5: Giants, Vikings, Packers, Panthers, Seahawks
4: Eagles, Washington, Bears, Cardinals
3:
2 :Lions, Saints, Buccaneers, Falcons, 49ers, Rams
1:

gently caress you nfl and your unequal based prime time game system :argh:

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







The Panthers have a decent loving bye for once, play the Cardinals on my birthday at home, and I'll get to see Ross for the Chargers game.

Panthers bitch

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

Jets @ Bills TNF is the 1st Twitter game. That seems too perfect.

Parmesan Basil
Nov 12, 2008

TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

v2vian man posted:

sit further back bitch

kicking back real hard right now. Feet are up and I'm feeling good.

AradoBalanga
Jan 3, 2013

Poonerman posted:

oh wonderful the giants are opening against dallas again
One day, the Giants will open against someone besides the Dallas Jerry Joneses.

On the other hand, we get the chance to ruin the Cowboys home opener and make Jerry sad. Provided we don't shoot our leg off with a potato cannon loaded with tannerite.

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
No surprise two tea.s with clout get Bengals sand Burfict.

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A.o.D.
Jan 15, 2006

The Suffering of the Succotash.
Someone at the NFL front office must hate the Atlanta Falcons. They're playing in the Superdome on Monday, September the 26th on the 10 year anniversary of the Domecoming game.


This is as it should be.


edit: You know what would be great? Is if the Jerryworld visitor's locker room walls were covered with many, many instances of Eli Manning's signature.

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