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sweeperbravo posted:Poop is really just the absence of not-poop. That's not the same though
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"14/38 Today, I came home and saw on our fridge, "Please don't drink anymore, I really worry about your health" written by my 7-year-old daughter. I figured she wouldn't ever find out, so I opened the fridge. But I found another note on a can that said "So you're going to drink anyway?" FML" From http://www.knowable.com/a/38-brave-people-share-their-best-fck-my-life-moments/p-2 AKA 38 things that didn't happen
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NonzeroCircle posted:"14/38 Today, I came home and saw on our fridge, "Please don't drink anymore, I really worry about your health" written by my 7-year-old daughter. I figured she wouldn't ever find out, so I opened the fridge. But I found another note on a can that said "So you're going to drink anyway?" FML" Gaaahhh, this pisses me off. Even in his STDH he's still a selfish, boorish rear end in a top hat. He couldn't have seen the error of his ways because of a note from his kid.
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I've always wondered...quote:Arguably, this Troper is probably the youngest of which who suffers from this Trope. This is practically the invisible label that's under the invisible Berserk Button of this 13-year old kid. He broke 33 pencils in his life, and had a good friend break two of those pencils because they were too hard. He even yelled at someone because that guy was the third person who asked if he could be punched for the third time, with a teacher only a mile ahead! ...did we ever figure out what this part means? Does it matter?
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walrusman posted:I've always wondered... I think it's: At least three bullies were picking on this troper in full view of the teacher. They did so by sarcastically asking this troper whether or not they could punch him but punched him regardless of the answer And no, it doesn't matter
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hyperhazard posted:To christen the new thread, have my very favorite stdh from NAR And that man's name... was Thor! I lost it at "I'm only 200 lbs!) Tbf though bronies victimizing women is completely believable! 
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Apr 16, 2016 01:42
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 "A child validated our immaturity! Ha! Ha!"
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Apr 16, 2016 01:54
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 they just popped em in like ball bearings and now he's immediately associating things with a sense he never had. then we headed home the same day. must share, god bless
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Apr 16, 2016 03:23
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RNG posted:
Yeah, I always heard that people who regain senses they'd lost for a long time spend the first few days like, "AAAAAUUUUUUGGGGGGGGHHHHHH" until they get used to it.
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24 year old boycash crab posted:Yeah, I always heard that people who regain senses they'd lost for a long time spend the first few days like, "AAAAAUUUUUUGGGGGGGGHHHHHH" until they get used to it. Yup, pretty much I've had rellos who have been deaf, get a cochlear implant or whichever one it is I'm thinking of, and it's like "WHAT THE gently caress IS THIS poo poo  " for quite a while
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Apr 16, 2016 04:59
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CROWS EVERYWHERE posted:24 year old boy He'll be 300 months old this year!
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No no I can actually believe that happened then the dickhead bragged on the internet about it.
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CROWS EVERYWHERE posted:24 year old boy Reminds me of the guy who tried the glasses for the color blind and I think he cried over the color purple. Found it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBbCsNS8nco But there are a lot of videos of people wearing these for the first time. Its adorable.
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Apr 16, 2016 05:49
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RNG posted:
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Bonapartisan posted:Reminds me of the guy who tried the glasses for the color blind and I think he cried over the color purple. omg. this is just wonderful.
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"Meninist?" Whatever happened to "chauvinist?" I guess "masculist" could work too, at least it mirrors the word "feminist" properly, but I have to draw the line at "meninist." I don't want this poo poo to happen
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Bonapartisan posted:Reminds me of the guy who tried the glasses for the color blind and I think he cried over the color purple.  AHHHHH.
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Sadly the glasses only work for 30ish% of colorblind people, last I saw.
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Bonapartisan posted:Reminds me of the guy who tried the glasses for the color blind and I think he cried over the color purple. Wow this lovely rehost straight up stole the video wholesale including the description, then slapped their own watermark on top of it. I guess the poo poo that didn't happen in this case was that that channel did not make the video! Here's the original: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WCcxwieuDH0
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Tunicate posted:Sadly the glasses only work for 30ish% of colorblind people, last I saw.  Thanks for the update, Professor Killjoy.
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Emotionlessquote:This troper is definitely not an Emotionless Girl, but rather a Hot Blooded Genki Girl with a side ordering of ham. Still, a lot of my energy is directed into being aggressive or competitive or manry. This troper also goes into a quivering coma whenever she encounters puppies, kittens, mice, baby animals of any sort, cats, romantic things, and hedgehogs. However, this troper is not very fond of children at all, though her feelings towards them are of apathy rather than outright hate. Masculinity quote:This troper is secure enough in his masculinity that he will unabashedly do this. However, having a soft spot for animals, he's not limited to the standard "cute things". Among the things gushed over: boa constrictors, corn snakes, iguanas, baby alligators, Egyptian fruit bats, pissed off great-horned owls, kestrels, turkey vultures, hyenas, baboons, Tasmanian devils, tapirs, and, in general, many many animals that no one would consider cute. It has gotten this troper some weird looks, I'll tell you. Cute quote:This troper is quite fond of dogs and giggles whenever she plays with her own. She didn't even know she was doing it till her sister pointed it out. With other dogs, particularly large ones, she is wont to say "You're such a handsome man/pretty lady, aren't you? YESYOUARE! *giggle*" Partly because large dogs can't really be described as cute, and partly because she thinks the awkward stares people give her are hilarious.
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New thread so I'm reposting this because it's so good, and I'm kinda proud that I contributed something. 
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Nothing illustrates "egalitarianism" being actually lovely for women like prefacing your statement of it with a sexist nickname.
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Libandano Urfam posted:My must share on your wallll
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RNG posted:
Molyneux's Problem overcome by one weird trick doctors don't want you to know!
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Khazar-khum posted:Emotionless I'm sure it's more like "I'm ham with a side order of ham and then ham for dessert. Also I'm a weeaboo."
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It's great that all lesbians can switch their lesbianism on and off whenever it's convenient for a guy
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"needless to say"
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GOTTA STAY FAI posted:Can't forget this little piece of perfection: I remember when that one hit Fandom_Wank. The mocking was glorious. I still on occasion wonder what that person is up to now, though it's probably being a Superwholock type on Tumblr.
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Those letters to Penthouse have really taken a downturn.
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I want to see the other story from this stallion
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Ratjaculation posted:I want to see the other story from this stallion So I died and went to heaven, right? And then I met God, like, YHVH God with a capital G, and He was actually a She with Really Bang-rear end Titties, and She invited me to Her Bedroom with all her Xboxes and Playstations and other cool stuff and we played games and then I banged Her until She gave birth to a New Universe and now I'm a God too complete with Really Bang-rear end Titties and then this Sexy Hot-rear end Stud died and came to visit me and I invitied him to my Bedroom with all my Xboxes and Playstations and other cool stuff to play games and maybe bang Me a bit
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"Meninist". I had to read that twice before I realized that it doesn't mean "subscribing to the theories of misogynist social philosopher Dr. Menin, whom I have never heard of". Maybe it's because it's capitalized for some reason. Also, I'm not terribly bright. e: oh, or maybe she misspoke and meant to call him a Mennonite. hogmartin has a new favorite as of 21:02 on Apr 16, 2016 |
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Bonapartisan posted:Reminds me of the guy who tried the glasses for the color blind and I think he cried over the color purple. Thanks for posting this. My husband and I might try to get his father a pair.  Some NAR. Making A Hug(e) Difference posted:(I’m having a very bad day, having dealt with a series of unpleasant customers. I have a half-hearted smile on my face, when a six year old boy walks in. He stares at me for a second, then gives me a hug.)
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NonzeroCircle posted:"14/38 Today, I came home and saw on our fridge, "Please don't drink anymore, I really worry about your health" written by my 7-year-old daughter. I figured she wouldn't ever find out, so I opened the fridge. But I found another note on a can that said "So you're going to drink anyway?" FML" Oh man I love this one: "12/38 Today, for the first time ever, a woman saw my penis. I am 30 years old. The woman was my doctor. She snorted to cover a laugh and apologized. FML" I kinda want to believe this really did happen actually, because it would be a hell of a thing if this dude's dick is so weird that a goddamn doctor loses her poo poo over it.
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Mister Adequate posted:Oh man I love this one: Either that, or it's pathetic.
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