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I honestly wonder how anyone thinks "learning to ride a unicycle" is a skill that would provide any benefit to their life.
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Also unicycles are really easy to ride. Way easier than bicycles, since if you have any coordination falling off a unicycle leaves you standing upright
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Skwirl posted:I honestly wonder how anyone thinks "learning to ride a unicycle" is a skill that would provide any benefit to their life. HAVE YOU EVWR HEARD OF CLOWNS?!?
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axolotl farmer posted:Maggie still not into Manic Pixie Dream Boy learning to pick locks to impress girls was exactly the sort of thing I would've done at the age of 13 if I had had enough perseverance to learn to do anything like that
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bike tory posted:learning to pick locks to impress girls was exactly the sort of thing I would've done at the age of 13 if I had had enough perseverance to learn to do anything like that Yeah, I literally printed out a 200 page lock picking manual that I had in a 3 ring binder about that age, never read enough of it to pick an actual lock.
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Yeah. If you ignore literally everything else in that post, this is something that totally could have happened!
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Learning to pick locks to be cool is like slip n sliding into the furnace of a steam boat to lower your body temperature
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Skwirl posted:I honestly wonder how anyone thinks "learning to ride a unicycle" is a skill that would provide any benefit to their life.  My life is improved by this image.
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bike tory posted:learning to pick locks to impress girls was exactly the sort of thing I would've done at the age of 13 if I had had enough perseverance to learn to do anything like that I was guessing this is could be where the unicycle came in as well, as another thing that would impress girls. Maybe climbing trees too, or maybe that’s just one of those ‘hAhA i AM s0 RaNdOm!’ / please give me attention moves.
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bike tory posted:learning to pick locks to impress girls was exactly the sort of thing I would've done at the age of 13 if I had had enough perseverance to learn to do anything like that Picking locks is super easy, my husband learned to pick them in about a week of on-off practice with a kit from Amazon. He learned because we had lost the keys to a storage unit we owned and he just picked his way in and replaced the lock. He then spent a couple weeks unlocking just about everything we owned just because, including the front door of our apartment which was a bit concerning. But he seems to have never used the power for crimes (that I know of).
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Nov 19, 2021 00:53
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Picking locks is a fun and relaxing hobby
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venus de lmao posted:Picking locks is a fun and relaxing hobby watching the lockpicking lawyer is pretty stressful though, you see how short a video is and he spends 80% of it talking about poo poo and you worry he's not gonna actually get to pick the lock before it's over but it works out just in time every time makes me sweat, what if this is the one he couldn't handle
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Arivia posted:watching the lockpicking lawyer is pretty stressful though, you see how short a video is and he spends 80% of it talking about poo poo and you worry he's not gonna actually get to pick the lock before it's over but it works out just in time every time Lockpicking lawyer has custom lockpicks for locks that haven't even been invented yet.
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Nov 19, 2021 20:58
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My mother works for a place that works for banks. You would think their poo poo would be secure? Right? I can open all of their filing cabinets with the loving ORANGE PEELER on my Swiss Army knife.
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Desert Bus posted:My mother works for a place that works for banks. You would think their poo poo would be secure? Right? I can open all of their filing cabinets with the loving ORANGE PEELER on my Swiss Army knife. The what now?
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Desert Bus posted:the loving ORANGE PEELER on my Swiss Army knife. Do you mean this?  That's not an orange peeler, it's a can opener.
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venus de lmao posted:Do you mean this? An orange is just a soft round can of juice and chewy stuff
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Ichabod Sexbeast posted:An orange is just a soft round can of juice and chewy stuff nature’s ravioli
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The Swiss army, 1870: Oh no, Hans,the Pope is going to be here any minute, and there are oranges EVERYWHERE! What are we going to do? We should probably develop some kind of specialized tool to keep this from happening again!
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TIL orange peelers are a thing
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Those are a good invention because some people (like myself) get an annoying rash from the peel of an orange, but can eat the fruit just fine.
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Captain Monkey posted:Those are a good invention because some people (like myself) get an annoying rash from the peel of an orange, but can eat the fruit just fine. you give your Enrique a day off, I see
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steinrokkan posted:The Swiss army, 1870: Oh no, Hans,the Pope is going to be here any minute, and there are oranges EVERYWHERE! What are we going to do? We should probably develop some kind of specialized tool to keep this from happening again! Peeling oranges somehow is a cure for a plague of oranges? I'm not sure about the logistics of this.
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3D Megadoodoo posted:Peeling oranges somehow is a cure for a plague of oranges? I'm not sure about the logistics of this. Pope Hans was not very good at peeling, and the college of cardinals loooove them some juice
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Ichabod Sexbeast posted:Pope Hans was not very good at peeling, and the college of cardinals loooove them some juice You don't peel an orange to make juice.
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3D Megadoodoo posted:You don't peel an orange to make juice. Well they can't just turn an orange into some kind of liquid-filled citrus polyp, that wouldn't do at all!
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This thing lol. It is an Orange Peeler and it is super good at it but it also works as a lock pick.
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Desert Bus posted:This thing lol. It is an Orange Peeler and it is super good at it but it also works as a lock pick. Also good for flossing/getting stuck popcorn bits out
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Hokkaido Anxiety posted:Also good for flossing/getting stuck popcorn bits out If you can floss with that, fire you're dentist.
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Desert Bus posted:This thing lol. It is an Orange Peeler and it is super good at it but it also works as a lock pick. if you can *fit* that in a lock, it's a lovely lock
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Skwirl posted:I honestly wonder how anyone thinks "learning to ride a unicycle" is a skill that would provide any benefit to their life. We used to think the same thing about getting a cheap acoustic guitar and playing "Wonderwall," but it turned out that literally doing anything is a lot more effort than most people are willing to put in.
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venus de lmao posted:if you can *fit* that in a lock, it's a lovely lock lovely locks are extremely common! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s5jzHw3lXCQ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJaca6MgrA0 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Uje4pxfSlI
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venus de lmao posted:if you can *fit* that in a lock, it's a lovely lock If you can pick a lock with a rake, it's a lovely lock anyway.
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3D Megadoodoo posted:If you can pick a lock with a rake, it's a lovely lock anyway. Masterlock!
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Well, if you follow Lock Picking Lawyer, pretty much all of them are lovely locks. That guy can pick anything, and fast.
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At least he makes an effort to differentiate between locks that he picks in 5 second because they're bad and locks that he picks in 30 second because he's great at picking locks and has all of the tools he could ever need.
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One of the latest was a gym locker lock that he literally opened with a sharp tap.
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Ironically, one of the hardest locks for him to open ended up being a newspaper vending machine lock. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5kWBZz7dFxw
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First and last week as a supervisor
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