shit_that_didnt_happen.txt: I'm finding it very hard to immerse myself in the lie.

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evobatman: Jul 30, 2006; it means nothing, but says everything!; Pillbug

I miss the autogenerated STDH retail stories.

# ¿ May 8, 2016 18:29

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# ¿ May 12, 2024 06:15

evobatman: Jul 30, 2006; it means nothing, but says everything!; Pillbug

oldpainless posted:

It's a good message

makes u think

# ¿ Jun 26, 2016 20:49

evobatman: Jul 30, 2006; it means nothing, but says everything!; Pillbug

Jerry Cotton posted:

"Hi I'm just calling from the lab; we've achieved absolute zero. This is 0K."

oh god

# ¿ Aug 28, 2017 07:57

evobatman: Jul 30, 2006; it means nothing, but says everything!; Pillbug

EKDS5k posted:

Every time I go to the post office (so like...every six months) there's a new display from the Canadian Mint with the latest coins commemorating whatever. You can buy them in a case for inflated values, or if you wait long enough one will turn up as change somewhere.

Best coin was the $1 000 000 coin they made in 2007. 100kg of 99.999% pure gold, legal tender. Why> "Because we can."

100kg of gold today is about 5,250,000 CAD. Would have been a pretty good investment.

# ¿ Sep 9, 2017 12:24

evobatman: Jul 30, 2006; it means nothing, but says everything!; Pillbug

I followed Clients From Hell and For_Exposure.txt on Twitter for a few days because I stupidly thought it would be something like the Working in Corporate thread here on the forums, but it's 90% of this:

quote:

I am discussing my latest furry art commission with the client

Client: How about we work out the final details in my bedroom, and maybe there is some extra cash in it for you if you do stuff I like

I am an asexual, so I have no concept of what the client just asked me

# ¿ Dec 13, 2017 12:27

evobatman: Jul 30, 2006; it means nothing, but says everything!; Pillbug

Covering the camera is the dumbest loving thing to do. Hackers can listen to your microphone, see what's on your screen, track your position, intercept your network traffic and browse your files to steal them on your PC, your mobile devices and your cloud accounts. No hackers but the most basic of bitches would care what's in front of your camera.

# ¿ Dec 18, 2017 14:25

evobatman: Jul 30, 2006; it means nothing, but says everything!; Pillbug

Jurgan posted:

I couldn't resist:

Enders Game?

# ¿ Jun 21, 2018 08:29

evobatman: Jul 30, 2006; it means nothing, but says everything!; Pillbug

Skwirl posted:

I sometimes wonder what this girl is up to now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iz3m_7ozhNo

She's gotta be in her early 40s by now.

oh boy

https://www.facebook.com/IveyAngelo

# ¿ Apr 14, 2019 19:53

evobatman: Jul 30, 2006; it means nothing, but says everything!; Pillbug

ghost emoji posted:

The timeline doesn't quite add up.

# ¿ May 6, 2019 16:24

evobatman: Jul 30, 2006; it means nothing, but says everything!; Pillbug

Did Einstein even teach? I've never even heard of anyone calling themselves "Student of Einstein", which should be up there with "PayPal founder".

# ¿ Mar 14, 2022 10:54

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# ¿ May 12, 2024 06:15

evobatman: Jul 30, 2006; it means nothing, but says everything!; Pillbug

3D Megadoodoo posted:

As I recall, Einstein murdered Hitler.

Yeah, and look how that turned out.

At least we got a rad title track from it.

# ¿ Mar 16, 2022 10:45

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