shit_that_didnt_happen.txt: I'm finding it very hard to immerse myself in the lie.

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Verisimilidude: Dec 20, 2006; Strike quick and hurry at him,
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# ¿ Aug 7, 2017 03:54

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# ¿ May 15, 2024 20:07

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Food deserts are a thing, but if Cracker McWhitebread is spending $32 on grapes they're probably not living in one.

I say this as someone who is broke most of the time and just hosted friends for $20. Got three types of cheese, Concord grapes, blackberries, strawberries, and golden kiwi. I even went to a fancy market that just opened up in my crumby neighborhood.

You figure it was 2 bucks for the nuts, maybe another 2 for the soda, so that means they spent $28 on a pineapple, grapes, and raspberries. Maybe they went to one of those Japanese luxury fruit stores.

Verisimilidude has a new favorite as of 04:59 on Aug 7, 2017

# ¿ Aug 7, 2017 04:54

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Drunk Tomato posted:

How do flat earthers explain flying over the North Pole when going from NA to Europe?

Deflect, call you a shill, or completely ignore your question in favor of another point that can be easily discredited.

# ¿ Aug 7, 2017 22:08

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Tetracube posted:

I ordered a pizza from Papa John�s today with the name Earth IsFlat.

Pizza guy arrives at the house across the street� because I got my own address wrong (just moved here lol!)

He grabs the ticket and says .. �Whats the name on the ticket?�

This prompts me to yell� �Earth .. is .. flat!� � for my whole street.

The pizza guy said .. �Interesting name..� I told him , �It�s true y�know..�

The pizza guy says.. My friend mentioned flat earth to me once� I asked if his friend was also a flat earther.. He responded .. �yes..�

I proceeded to show him how to circumnavigate the flat earth using my deep dish pizza with the crust acting as antartica � a sauce container in the middle for magnetic north (Mt. Meru) and another sauce contianer as a compass with the little flappy thingy acting as North� Keeping the flapping thingy pointed towards the mountain , I explained how to circumnavigate flat earth. The guy just didn�t look into it at all before.. but now he has a website to check out� I wrote on his receipt� TinyUrl.com/PizzaEarth And The Horry Sheet Show to check out when he gets home�

I looked up to point at a plane making a chemtrail over us and simply ended it with .. �See that cloud? Thats not natural.. its coming from that plane� �I shook his hand and I�m pretty sure he left with his jaw dropped..

this is just really obvious parody, right?

# ¿ Aug 7, 2017 22:11

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Trebek posted:

Warzone update.

He was crying as he came to the realization that the relationship wasn't gonna work

and he was probably gonna lose the dog in the ensuing breakup

# ¿ Aug 9, 2017 21:42

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# ¿ Aug 13, 2017 21:11

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https://www.facebook.com/nizass/videos/1058654564261132/

This is the fakest poo poo

# ¿ Sep 21, 2017 03:55

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# ¿ Oct 10, 2017 03:53

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gschmidl posted:

changing my wifi to ALL CUPS ARE BUTTHOLES post-haste

# ¿ Oct 12, 2017 15:31

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Me, under a strict time restraint: I should stop what I�m doing and post about this right now

# ¿ Nov 21, 2017 04:48

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Edit: i need to check this thread

# ¿ Dec 6, 2017 22:26

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should start a Facebook group called "I agree with the message but there's no way that poo poo actually happened"

# ¿ Dec 6, 2017 23:00

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I agree with the message but that poo poo didn�t happen

# ¿ Dec 14, 2017 03:45

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Tag yourself I�m the Muay Thai instructor who lets people in for free because they got assaulted once

# ¿ Aug 23, 2018 04:37

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Lol I can�t believe people still make those

# ¿ Aug 25, 2018 14:39

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https://twitter.com/pidgers28/status/1033619284130455552?s=21

# ¿ Aug 28, 2018 04:58

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# ¿ May 15, 2024 20:07

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https://twitter.com/Amandycat/status/1042552698778923010

# ¿ Sep 20, 2018 13:40

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