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Pththya-lyi posted:The Woke Toddler strikes again: That is def a kids handwriting though
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CROWS EVERYWHERE posted:Isn't posting pictures of your students' work on a public platform like that a great way to get yourself seriously reprimanded? Depends how it's used but no, not really and especially not if it's like two words. A lot of schools publish kids' work publically all the time and a lot of teachers are actually encouraged to maintain their "digital wall" of kids work and poo poo. A lot of teachers also put pictures of their students and students' work on their private social media. Most schools get parents to sign a blanket permission slip at the start of each year where you can opt out of having your kids on social media. It comes down to individual schools' policies. If you're posting kids' work and mocking it or something then that's a different story but also "lol look at this funny answer/funny spelling mistake" posts are very common and harmless. voiceless anal fricative has a new favorite as of 01:34 on Oct 26, 2018 |
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Yeah at one school where I worked I used to send kids in my class to time out, which was over in the corner of the room "by the cupboards". I had a parent come in one day worried because her son had told her he had been made to "go in the cupboards" for his time out. poo poo gets garbled when kids retell it - this kid was 7. It's why police have to be really careful in the way they question kids and why kids' testimony almost never holds up in court. Regarding posting poo poo online, I think it goes without saying that you don't post any identifying details but apparently not.
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Oct 27, 2018 04:09
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And that girlfriend was Albert Einstein
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Nov 15, 2018 23:30
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I find that one both more believable and more relatable if you imagine them both with heavy Australian accents talking about flipflops, which are called thongs in Australia
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My mum insists that my sister was saying words by about 3 months, like "hello" when people came in the room and poo poo. She absolutely will not let it go. So yeah agreeing with poster that poo poo to do with babies is very fertile stdh ground
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Nov 19, 2018 05:04
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Human babies aren't like kittens, all babies can open their eyes right away unless they're Buddha made flesh again like this dude^ (or I guess if they have some kind of medical issue) They can't see poo poo for months though, like I think it's a few months before they can even focus their eyes beyond things a few cm out and kids don't get vision fully equivalent to healthy adults until they're like 18mo. That's why baby toys are always bright contrasting colours, because otherwise they don't stand out from the rest of the grey blue around them.
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Ya sounds like your mum had gestational diabetes or something Fat babies are the best though, my kid was a barrel by 2 months and did nothing but eat. His poor mother.
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I was going to complain that this isn't the "my earliest memory" thread but then most of these are also probably poo poo that didn't happen so it's actually still thread appropriate.
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freeedr posted:I don’t know if this is fake, but it’s from a group for single-sided deaf people and is written exactly the same way the parent types and seems to be awfully suited to the way the group talks collectively. As a teacher, looks pretty real to me. Like you can basically see the way the teacher has shaped it: pick three things you're thankful for, write a paragraph about why you're thankful for each, include two+ supporting reasons, writes concluding paragraph that summarises what you're thankful for. And it's a published bit of work so it's been checked/corrected/edited by the teacher too. Unrelated stdh: https://twitter.com/JacobAWohl/status/1066127475309080576?s=19
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Breitbart Is Rightbart posted:That guy has the worst face I've ever seen. Just wait until you hear the poo poo that comes out of it
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The most stdh thing about that is a principal in Singapore saying those things
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jobson groeth posted:It's definitely plausible this person has left places because there
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SkunkDuster posted:Struggling, groaning and making gross rear end male noises. i.e. me at the dinner table
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I never know how much the bar weighs. To be fair my squats are much in line with the twiggy straightboy so it doesn't make a huge difference.
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Edgar Allen Ho posted:I'm 300lbs and have an eight pack at 5'6'' so I weigh myself, then weigh myself holding the bar, at every gym to make sure I'm getting what I pay for. Well I'm 6', 165lbs and have a 1 pack and I've never been to a gym that had a set of scales in the weights room. Are you like as wide as you are tall?
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failing forward posted:I am a teacher. We do stuff like that for lots of pedagogical reasons, but the main ones are 1) it gets students to think in a new way about what they are learning, which can lead to new insights as well as helping a student remember a concept and 2) because we want learning to be fun This^ Except having it be anything other than extra credit is a bit of a dick move.
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Bogmonster posted:Me: can you not touch that you’re really close to my penis! holy poo poo
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EVG posted:
And the nurse? It was Albert Einstein... with a hook.
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Jurgan posted:“there are no girl colors or boy colors” is not a child’s dialogue. I've heard several kids say this. Kids pick up on and get really sanctimonious about poo poo like that. The stdh is everything else
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Can we keep in mind that the issue here isn't how people identify, the issue is people fantasising about being discriminated against, thrown out of their home, rejected by parents etc, to the point that they make up stories about it happening to them on the internet to feel special. That's so hosed up it beggars belief.
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Hey who's this Donald Trump guy people keep talking about? I don't have a TV so I guess I missed something
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I guess apropos of the anti abortion march, this popped up on my fbquote:A worried woman went to her gynecologist and said:
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Zipperelli. posted:the gently caress??? Yeah it's meant to seem ridiculous, that's the whole point. You're meant to go "my god, how could she contemplate killing the baby?
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Jesus it's legit weird to hear them say chink, n-word and human being like that. Broadcasting standards have improved a lot~ Also isn't "chink" actually historically inaccurate for a western? I thought that was more a turn of the 20th century phrase voiceless anal fricative has a new favorite as of 20:56 on Jan 27, 2019 |
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yeah I eat rear end posted:have you really never seen blazing saddles before? Not since I was a kid. Slippery posted:broadcast standards? Whatever you want to call the agency that determines how many times characters can say gently caress or whatever in a tv show/movie. In NZ it's called the broadcasting standards authority. e: in the US they're called the MPAA, RIAA or ESRB voiceless anal fricative has a new favorite as of 21:20 on Jan 27, 2019 |
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oldpainless posted:I don’t know if standards have gotten any higher when bbt is the most popular show Do you think big bang theory would be improved by having the characters use racial slurs?
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Sheldon gets killed in Fortnite and drops an n-bomb. The blonde woman says "Sheldon, that's racist!" After the 10 seconds of laugh track ends, Sheldon turns to the camera, shrugs and says "Bazinga!"
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ravenkult posted:Some niche content: An author on Facebook spun a tale about getting assaulted behind a Best Buy a few years ago. Linking it because it's long af. Jesus christ why has this person dedicated themselves to what looks like weeks of detective work over this? Surely there's more harmful fake news around
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Megillah Gorilla posted:I actually had kind of the opposite happen to me a few times when I was a young bloke working at petrol stations. I think there's a special place in hell for people who expect exemplary service from minimum wage employees
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Skwirl posted:It's also a government subsidy in that their employees often receive government assistance. Ya this is the thing most people ignore. Most countries need to provide income assistance to its lowest income earners, so the only reason they can employ people that cheaply (and pocket the resulting profits) is because the government tops up the wages.
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9yo's can and do say that sort of poo poo, I'd believe it. The school I teach at had a 9yo who organised a women's march last in response to something that happened. It was mostly just attended by her friends, but still. They very much take their cues from the adults in their lives still, but a lot of 9yo's can understand (superficially) and are interested politics and political issues - to the point of repeating the sort of stuff their teachers and parents tell them at least voiceless anal fricative has a new favorite as of 20:18 on Feb 14, 2019 |
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Aleph Null posted:So, "they say that poo poo" but they don't understand it that well. Or at all. Yeah I doubt there are (m)any 9yo's who have a deep understanding of late capitalism, but 9yo's don't have a deep understanding of much at all. That's why they aren't able to provide informed consent to anything and why they aren't treated like full people by the law and poo poo. But "blind consumerism [buying poo poo for the sake of buying poo poo] is bad" is a simple thing to understand even for a 9yo and when you relate it to environmental degradation and global warming they get it pretty quickly and easily.
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Who cares what people name their kids tbh, at best you're perpetuating lovely classist hangups
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mng posted:A lot of thoughts going on here trying to smear the good names of Key&Peele with no proof. You joke but those skits they used to do making fun of black football names got lots of laughs from lots of white folks for all the wrong reasons
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