oldpainless posted:

Uhh how about you do what I do and cry that you're hungry like a giant dumb baby until someone else comes along and makes food for you.

Non Serviam posted:

Did anyone else got the "thug" Johnny speech style?

Bremma posted:

"What? You're my girl and you won't give me any sugar?" and he grabbed her wrist.

dirksteadfast posted:

What? You didn't go to high school in a 50s teen movie? Or with Forrest Gump?

some random idiot posted:

My boyfriend and I work at the same retail store, and he’s black (important to the story).

So one day when we’re both working, he’s helping a customer who seems to be giving him some trouble. So I go over to see if I can help out when I finally hear what is being said.

My boyfriend is saying, “As I said before, I was hired because my manager decided I seemed fit for the job. I still don’t see why you have a problem with my employment.”

The customer immediately says, “Because you are a discrace to humans and you don’t deserve to work here or anywhere. White people everywhere hate you and I hope the KKK find you.”

I was disgusted, for obvious reasons. So, with my manager 3 feet away and watching, I walked over, kissed my boyfriend quickly on the cheek then turned to the racist customer. “I’m sorry you feel that way sir, but as you can see, I am white and I love my boyfriend. My manager is white and she praises him every day. And I’m terribly sorry so break it to you, but retail employees everywhere hate you and I hope you would kindly leave the store.”

The customer went bright red and quickly left. My manager applauded me.

Horror_Business posted:

I feel like I've seen this exact story in this thread before, but one of my friends just posted this to Facebook:

Tired Moritz posted:

>at starbucks
>kid behind you being excited
>kid wants the last blueberry muffin
>buys it, eat it in front of kid
>smug.jpg

RNG posted:

Haha. Troper witnesses his drunk uncle hitting on someone's boyfriend and completely misunderstands.

bobjr posted:

walrusman posted:

Obviously heavily dramatized, but definitely a thing that happens. When my grandma died, her garbage company wanted some ridiculous level of documentation before they would cancel her service (like, original death certificate sent by certified mail, etc.). My dad finally just yelled "fine, ruin her credit" and hung up. Last we heard from them, AFAIK.

"gaydad122" posted:

Warning I’m super triggered lol so this might be pretty long


So today I was at the hospital, me and my partner were carrying Freddy and Freya down the corridor and I noticed that this couple in the waiting room kept staring at us. I let it slide because i thought that it was most likely because we had the babies in our arms and they where looking at them. We kept walking up and down the corridor and they kept staring so I awkwardly smiled at the man and he says under his breath “faggots”, I never actually heard him say this but my partner did and he was very very angry about it but I told him to leave it because it’s not worth it, so he did leave it. We continued to walk and then the women started to approach us, I’d say she was around 30. As she was walking over the man was growling at me and my partner. The women says “could you two please walk along the other corridors as you are both distressing my husband” so I say “how exactly are we distressing him” she continues to say “he doesn’t think two men raising children is right, neither do I for that matter. Those poor children will be joining you both in hell for being part of such a toxic family” at this point we where in complete shock at the cheek of this women. We have experienced homophobia before but never as severe as this especially whilst our children where around. I wanted to burst into tears but I calmly managed to say “if you think a loving family is “toxic” then that makes you toxic. These babies will be so loved and will have an amazing life regardless of mine or my husbands sexuality so you can stick your homophobia up your rear end because your views do not change mine and my families love for each other, thank you, have a good day” I then reported the couple to hospital staff and got on with cuddling my little ones. It hurts me to think of people that do not approve of our situation, but there will always be negativity out there no matter what. Wether I’m straight, gay, bisexual or a loving unicorn it has 0 affect on my ability of being a father. I’m so blessed to have all of the support I do but it’s just little comments like that which really annoy me. Why say something horrible when you could just say nothing at all. I know this will be the first of many attacks me and my husband will receive, but no matter what we will hold our heads high and continue to support, cherish and care for our beautiful children❤️

sweeperbravo posted:

I hope that's the guys actual username.